Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

Leopard print and stars and stripes forever... USA!

it's like a drum majorette and a stripper had a fight in a dark alleyway

i showed my wife the bynes picture and made her try to guess who it was. the face she made when i told her who was priceless.

That Bynes pic made the yahoo main page.

24-year-old Bynes with puffy plastic surgery face playing a high schooler in Easy A was the most depressing thing

feel kinda good about not knowing who amanda bynes is. even googled her picture. nope, doesn't ring a bell...

I remember when she was cuter'n a bug's ear. Bummertown USA, pop 1.

2. Pop 2.

I think these girls put "the guide to 20s hot" in that machine from "the fly" alongside a copy of a pogues album and went with whatever emerged.

send all teen girl stars to an island til they're 25. so depressing

lol omar

http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/16/lindsay-lohan-cleavage-the-canyons-set-0816-5-435x580.jpg

i'm tellng you this chin thing is more than just an angle

did she have that early on?

Maybe it's for a movie with a budget that doesn't allow for fake chin makeup.

She looks a bit like a bloated Kate Middleton in that last photo.

#2 - Just Like Heaven, 845 points, 26 votes

Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me (& single), 1987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXwo6wGLkc

oops

enjoy the video anyway!

entries in the Cure tracks poll that it would've been funnier for Nate to accidentally post in this thread: Disintegration, Like Cockatoos, The Funeral Party, A Man Inside My Mouth

you. lost and lonely. :'(

(i didn't notice there was a cure poll on the go!)

Some bricks were shat when I had the idea of putting a sitewide message up top about ongoing polls, but then people miss polls they'd like to have voted in by not using SNA or whatever. Oh well.

tbf i seem to have an innate blindness to poll threads.

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/08/30/30-liz-and-dick-1.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

More at http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/we-must-discuss-these-new-liz-dick-images.html

http://i48.tinypic.com/10prjlx.jpg

LOL

whaaat is that a real thing

hm.

i don't even know what that means

btw lol at those liz pix

i love the still from cleopatra with the girl with the ironed hair

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan
just sending love, prayers and strength to #PrinceHarry

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan
just sending love, prayers and strength to #PrinceHarry

lol xpost

hahaha she understands #gingersgonewild

i don't even know what that means

It means, I'm guessing, that she was listed at some point but no longer has millionaire status.

I have to shake my head at someone thinking their taxes are determined by the IRS reading Forbes magazine.

oic, she needs to start using punctuation again

The first thing I thought when I read that Prince Harry was going back to Afghanistan was, 'Hope you had fun in that hotel room in Vegas. Careful, 'cause Buckingham Palace has friends in high places if you embarrass them.'

just sending love, prayers and strength and #Cristal to #PrinceHarry

Best "oops wrong thread" ever, by the way...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahga8jNJC1qkb0z2o1_1280.jpg

she literally has zero self awareness. minus self-awareness.

Because Spongebob Squarepants hasn't done anything technically illegal.

He doesn't have planning permission for that pineapple.

He's also really bad at driving.

Gary the snail is an invasive species iin the state of california.

The burger restaurant is a front for drugs distribution.

Repeated citations under nuisance nrighbor law.

Sandy the Squirrel is an illegal immigrant.

Squidward enjoys 'free jazz' if you get my drift.

Patrick the Starfish is a pimp.

Plankton is being monitored by the FBI as a potential terrorist.