Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

there we go

Oof, Gera

That's Norwich's relegation campaign off to a fine start :(

That was a beauty

Fucking great goal tbf. Thrashed in from 22 yards on the volley.

Rodgers out

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is it not 1-0? Poldi goes close again. Theo-Caz-Poldi-Gerv all looking dangerous.

Yeah, I was just wondering what it looked like. Do they have someone in their ear piece saying focus on the liverpool game or whatever? i find it hard having both the arsenal game and score on.

fuck off rob green

totally forgot fulham bought petric.

colin kazim-venkys

that was truly dire from rob green.

also watching the lfc game on what i think is a swedish stream. At half-time they have a 4 man panel talking about the game. 3 people talking in swedish....and Ray Wilkins.

Villa - West Ham game has been predictably poor. Villa had the best of the first half an hour, looked tidy in possession without being able to do an awful lot with it. Karim El Ahmadi looks like he could become a big player for us. With 15 or so to go the West Ham long ball routine started paying off a bit, new Villa CB Ron Vlaar looking less like a footballer and more like an amateur wrestler atm. needs to stop giving away free-kicks.

3 people talking in swedish....and Ray Wilkins

That sounds superb. World of streaming has opened my eyes tbh, the likes of Craig Burley might actually be the hardest-working guys around - he's forever turning up where I don't expect him. No wonder nobody's got any time for research.

big michu, larry hoover, scoring goals, hallelujah

michu brace

petric brace

what is it with fulham taking under performing bundesliga strikers and getting them to score?

Agger off

Oh jeez

wtf is this, was Rodgers holding Swansea back?!

Carragher on now, at least it's for Downing

my stream has now died but i thought that was outside the box initially

Haha, what a penalty!

what happened?

It might've been a foot behind the line, but you can't argue tbh

Sunderland have given up pretending this is a football match, so we have moved Verm and Gibbs into attack, inverting the pyramid once more

gerrard gave the ball away, long ball frwd, agger runs into back of shane long.

pen, red card

xp

Just a really crap penalty, sidefooted softly a yard to Reina's right. He had to check his dive or he'd've gone past it.

Oh fuck

ok i guess verm is more a floating midfielder

another penalty?

another pen lol

"Instead of kicking the ball he missed and kicked the player" according to Garth Crooks, almost making it seem like a bad comedy bit.

Swansea 3-0!

bollocks

gotta lol really tho tbf

Giroud on for Podolski, who's done absolutely nothing

fulham 4-0

Gervinho is such an enigma

liverpool 0-2

Fuck this. It's the bundesliga for me this season. Again. I'm off to bed.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/new+meme+That+s+the+spirit+guy.+So+i+was+watching_320213_3087913.jpg

0-4

What a miss! WBA ripping us apart there.

Sunderland trying to waste crazy amounts of time with 20 minutes to go. This is ridiculous.

swansea are just basically competent btw, with michu an outstanding handful

result is purely testament to the hughes' assemblage of complete fannies

Hughes is 10/1 to be the first London manager to leave his post. Seems enormously generous.

Commentators orgasmic about WBA attacking options, but tbh if you're counterattacking ...

0-3

This couldn't be going worse

would be particularly rude of spurs not to get gubbed too now

0-5

0-5!

hey if you're gonna lose then lets go all out

Should be 0-4 here. Actually, make that 0-7.

you know i have watched a ton of these arsenal games before, we all have. and many of them have involved rvp as one of the xi not scoring and looking frustrating. but the coverage is going to be unbearable of 'well rvp would have scored 12' if we dont score.

such a queens park rangers day

as for the rooneys, :|

"alan, what were his strengths?"

"great professional who ticked every box"

― r|t|c, Sunday, May 19, 2013 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

conversely, Scholes "had everything"

except he couldn't really tackle heh heh

carragher trained

goal of the season selection was shite (plus it seemed to have some weird filter on it which pissed me off)

ya an anti gareth bale filter

at least they'll get the winner right with this award

yeah the west ham goal obv

started a thread

look

you could probably find a reason to clap for every number from 0-90

but then you'd be up clapping for 90 mins

and that's not football

that's a bruce springsteen fan

so can we stop this now

I was in the audience for CDUK once. Before the show starts you get hectored for an hour by a guy doing standup, among which is applause practice - actual practice of whooping, clapping enthusiastically and gurning behind Cat Deeley, or Ant & Dec, or whoever the presenter was.

It is bewilderingly exhausting giving it all out, hands above your head, for even thirty seconds - try it, if you're alone. So I got mad respect for those Leeds fans who applaud Gary Speed at length, and indeed for tifosi everywhere.

http://i.imgur.com/MKSwwx4.jpg

torres otm

"there is no mata"

✓ coz ✓ spirals

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/04/liverpool-financial-fair-play-50m-annual-loss-accounts

oops