step on a crack, call the council.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.
― how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
New friends sit on your lapOld friends give you dap
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
it takes a rabbit to scare a miser
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
forgotten memories are priceless, but lifelong regrets are free
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
a snake in the purse is worth the curse
― cwkiii, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link
this is called money bags
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Be aware of your feelings when you feel first strongly.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Forget the things you hold most dear, for antlers have no memory
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
You never get it right until you get it wrong right.
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link
"This fermentation can cause the common symptoms include diarrhoea or loose motions, wind and abdominal bloating and discomfort."
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
live like you're vacationing when home, and live like you're home when vacationing
― chinavision!, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
that one is good, it's like SOOOO close to meaningful
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
My Penis is untimely.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
You can't find your way back to shore with a breadcrumb trail.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Don't save your best wine for a storm.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Dressing rags impresses the ragpicker.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
Dammit. Dressing in rags.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
never hesitate on the stairs when you could be sleeping on the floor
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
the cloud you see is brighter than the sun you don't
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
the turd in your hand becomes earth once you flush
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link
no one ever went broke by robbing a dice game
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link
it's not the size of the dog in the fight / that keeps the neighbors up all night
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link
it takes a shooting star each day / to make a degree in Astronomy pay
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link
Last people don't come nice
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link
A rich man doesn't string his own cello
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link
sweet froth at night/angel delightsweeth froth in morning/porridge shite
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:35 (nine years ago) link
don't step to the beat that gives you crossed feet
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
Indoor shoes are no match for soft floors.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
it is better to have manned a wall than to have walled a man
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Amanda Wall
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
life is a lossless format — you can't resample a memory!
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
A spent penny is worth more than a pound.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A marriage vow has no poetry
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
A lost cause is its own reward.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Ask a lost traveler for a map on a dare, reader beware
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
The wayward stripe oft pockets a solid
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
Your ace in the hole is the hole in your ass.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
To see Harpo Marx is to see Oprah W rammed aside.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
The turtle of capitalism is painted on the face of the recidivist.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
To work constantly is to pick up the bayonet!
A revolutionary action starts with a tiny weed.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Once a toast, always a bread.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
The bosom of shame has milk for those who will drink it.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Two Garys don't make a Robert.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
A ceiling is only as high as the shortest man that can't get into the building.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link