why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

haha wow

lol that Leto/Hugo ad hangs three feet high near my desk ;_; these inspirational quote jpgs of "his" are awesome; surely most are lyrics?

weird lyrics, i assumed they were from fluffy interviews

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyutf5vHG21r80jjso1_500.jpg

Jedward!

QUOTE THAT TALK is a picture quote blog that's spreading quotable talks from the famous people.

I don't even what a Jedward is

And blessed are you for not knowing.

Jedward are an Irish pop duo comprising identical twins John and Edward Grimes (born 16 October 1991 in Dublin, Ireland). Widely known for their blond quiffs, they first appeared as John & Edward in the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, generating a phenomenon described as "the Jedward paradox".[1] They finished sixth[2] and are now managed by Louis Walsh, who was their mentor during The X Factor.[3][4]

Jedward have released three albums, Planet Jedward, Victory and Young Love. Planet Jedward and Victory went double platinum in Ireland.[5][6] They have released eight singles, including "Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)" (a mash-up of "Under Pressure" by Queen and Vanilla Ice's track "Ice Ice Baby")***, "Lipstick", the song with which they represented Ireland at Eurovision 2011, and "Waterline", with which they represented Ireland at Eurovision 2012.

Jedward are also known for their television work, including hosting children's series Jedward's Big Adventure, OMG! Jedward's Dream Factory, and for participating in Celebrity Big Brother 8.[7] Jedward's combined net worth was estimated at £4.5 million in April 2012.[8]

***isn't that cheating at mashup?

http://i.imgur.com/jDX4U.png

that "goebbels invented standard tuning" thing is bollocks right?

life is like a penis

it's shorter than you think

http://www.helpyousellusa.net/images/large_quote_symbol.giflife is simple
life is soft
life is straight relaxed
life is hanging freely
women are nagging bitches
-Boyzpoetry|tumblr

What boys are thinking...

life is like a bowl of penises...

Now wash your hands

life is like a bag of dicks

consume it with enthusiasm and joy

Life is like a penis sandwich.

The bread always gets soggy!

*picture of a sad puppy*

life is like a penis

mine is seriously just awful

life is like a penis

watch out for unexpected curves

lol donna

When life gives you penises, make semen?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376948_515202618509196_1576296153_n.jpg

Courtesy of George Takei, of course.

lol someone on my feed just posted the "i do the stupidest random shit" patrick from spongebob jpg

at first im boring but then im stupid *spongebob*

http://i.imgur.com/DZlSV.jpg

Surprised that isn't blingeed

It looks like it was scanned from a beachside tourist shop postcard, on a bad Epson from 1998, so I guess we're lucky it's even readable.

that little hoebag has been through some pretty tough style wars. i feel bad for her.

here I just made one

http://i.imgur.com/pXpWP.jpg

woah nice robes dude, that's some serious applique

Is that Don Knuth? Love that guy.

Yep.

i knew dude was a stylist but damn

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/284980_10151140488117278_551751828_n.jpg

"Oh, and an Eames chair helps too." - Cicero

every day, trying to find reasons not to hate the fb friends who post these, almost as if it were a semi-spiritual practice deserving of its own picture-with-words-on-it.

my fb friends don't post these, perhaps because i am lol 40

both the biggest offenders on my timeline are def way past 40

why does the Cicero one have "Trying God's Patience" text hidden in it

Well, that's weird.

i just think of all of these like the internet equivalent of these:

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.

it would be hilarious if "trying god's patience" was a wall decal in the original photo

next line of that cicero quote is "oh, and slaves. lots of slaves"

http://dl.dropbox.com/s/80efshg6st5kk83/deepthoughts.jpg

:3

2/10

https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks

lol mh

i'm going to start rearranging the words in these things and reposting them on fb attributed to anagrams of original names. or something.

I just used the first image that was sitting on my work desktop and some comic sans :)