depressing phrases

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (388 of them)

click to enter slideshow

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

cost synergies

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

"and fantasy" (specifically after the words "science fiction" on bookshop shelves)

koogs, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

"First, last, and deposit"

Josefa, Saturday, 1 September 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

"ft. Wale"

jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

We did't receive.....

*tera, Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Now you have a friend in the diamond business"

Oneohchex Point Charlie (Spectrist), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Sorry we can't send you a replacement for the item that wasn't delivered, because it's no longer in stock, even though half an hour ago we said that getting a replacement to you would be no problem, because we suck at stock management and customer service."

wise men farting over you (snoball), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:36 (eleven years ago) link

'Philosophy and spirituality' (on library shelf)

Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

"tell us what you think"

The goth contingent vs. the house heads vs. the ravers vs. synth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

"Please do not reply to this e-mail."

jim, Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

"click here to read them all"

we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

otm

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

as seen on tv

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm not racist, but..."

banjoboy, Monday, 3 September 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

"real music played on real instruments"

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

"The programme allows plenty of time for networking"

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 10 September 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

'gay marriage' (esp. as a homophobic war cry)

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 September 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

"The debate over autonomous lethal drones"
"internalized homophobia"

wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

"your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system"

clouds, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

"sunday carvery"

ledge, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

"strike ends"

"coolhunting seminar"

wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

"are you busy?"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

"social media coup"

social media anything really

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

"personal branding"

"we work Saturdays"

wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

"unique opportunity"

ljubljana, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

"error - cd not found in database"

koogs, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link

"that's just how I was raised"

clouds, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

"replacement refs"

"victory formation"

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

"made from 97% natural ingredients"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

"The advisor you were due to see at this meeting today has left the company suddenly."

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

"Who just joined?"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"The unmistakeable sound of <completely generic instantly forgettable band/artist>"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

20-year McDonald's employee

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

"i found my happy"

purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

i know what you did

yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"what can you do with a [x] degree?"

love's secret borad (clouds), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

"It folds out into a bed at night."

Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

'do work that matters'

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

My school principal had a little sign up on the wall of her office that said "God couldn't do everything so he made mothers". That's pretty depressing.

aonghus, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

god couldn't microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it so he made mothers

Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

"Sorry I cannot help you on this occasion.

However please keep me copied in/I would be grateful to see a readout of the meeting."

Standard response from dozy officials.

obligatory kate winslet nipple shot (Bob Six), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

"Zach Braff is the voice of his generation."

Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

career progression

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

got a vice piece hopefully up today that's very much inspired by this thread

jabba hands, Friday, 21 June 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

my bad

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

"What's your availability this weekend?"

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

^chills

#NOBS (electricsound), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.