why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

looks like the fbook macro maker just invented the vaseline part, which i guess is fair

those so opposed to ass fucking have themselves been ass fucked, how ironic.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314286_10151214010952783_1097265769_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576573_357144757666768_1989377092_n.jpg

That son was pretty confident about the timing of the big dig-up, huh?

The Fosse one is from a Tweet Jen Kirkman made the day before yesterday. She's kinda creeped out by how quick it showed up.

old family friend reposted it from a broadway fan page, i think

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/216984_4251850932129_600061786_n.jpg

i stopped those a long time ago - surprised it took - but every once in a while facebook will show one of those helpful 'whats up with yer friendz' inserts that details HOW MANY STUPID FUCKING GAMES my friends are wasting their time playing; and i despair

i panicked when i was told that my songpop results were cluttering everyone's walls, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW

http://i.imgur.com/DeW6Q.jpg

lets try really hard to contrive our state of mind im sure then we will all be really happy

by enchanted agnosticism i mean that i believe in god but i'm afraid christopher hitchens would mock me

its a perfect description of how i feel when i'm listening to my bow wow wow records.

actually the only thing missing from that enchanted agnosticism one is a picture of annabella.

http://i.imgur.com/pRtdh.jpg

well at least it isn't pan and scanned

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207187_482478951763088_765768416_n.jpg

i like it

That Bob Fosse comment, did they not see All That Jazz? I would not want that dude in control of my body. Also it makes me imagine him as the Borg Queen and all women as the Borg.

<3 studs tho

studs always otm

i actually just posted my very own image+words on facebook! i have caught the fever.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558242_10151805672442137_177024612_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255457_10151236337422868_1107533958_n.jpg

But they look so happy!

13. Partner is impregnated with horrifying demon-spawn fetus

what the fact

Dear Soulless Drones:
When you spend money on my art, you're not paying for something that matters to you (like a cool novel, painting or song). You're paying for something that matters to me: me. Me experimenting, me failing, me worrying about money, me having me time to do me things. Only wild free spirits encounter these things. Fork it over. - rebekah joy plett

Dear Rebekah, I will not be spending money on your art. Love, Soulless Drone.

God I am a local veg freak as much as he next gal but SERIOUSLY

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/216993_353732604711542_1942508991_n.jpg

i appreciate that you can't just make a statement like that -- who would believe it? -- it must be attributed to anonymous

Yeah, Washington's leek prices are THRU THE ROOF.

*rant about how it's often the urban planners who encourage communities to start farmer's markets and make space for urban farming and how we can't rely on our local grocery stores to provide fresh produce to food deserts and how the good supermarkets won't move to those areas cuz there's not enough money so it's a MARKET FAILURE and the government does have to step in, thank you*

I want really for real universal health care, which is absolutely not the same as whatever self-righteous oomph having fresh veg gives me.

I mean I read the China Study and all but that's still not going to give me proper maternity leave.

did you like my "market failure" double entendre?

I can't believe I missed it!@ I am stealing that pun and using it whenever I have the chance

http://i.imgur.com/7Xh2T.jpg

Thanks for ruining the concept of conversating, facebook macros mafia!!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255500_355762021165905_1831210484_n.jpg

at least spell the guy's name right, jeez

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/taaatdthrice/gobbles.gif

Geobbels invaded geocities..

nothing like a good geobbels quote

I do love this one, though.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552155_10151210516347154_1629873947_n.jpg

ha. i had no idea what that was doing till i got to the end.

and then your mine was ~blown~

umm

mind

god created water for drowning

and for wakeboarding (fingerblasting)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418919_4456403689259_1914056199_n.jpg

i think those ARE the best sentences i've ever read. looks like i'm done with sentences from now on forever fdkn fdn ;;;; a>>?

Can you think of any reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I

i hate ppl who answer their own questions

GIVE ME A MINUTE AND i'LL THINK OF SOME REASONS, JEEZ