i stopped those a long time ago - surprised it took - but every once in a while facebook will show one of those helpful 'whats up with yer friendz' inserts that details HOW MANY STUPID FUCKING GAMES my friends are wasting their time playing; and i despair
― j., Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
i panicked when i was told that my songpop results were cluttering everyone's walls, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DeW6Q.jpg
lets try really hard to contrive our state of mind im sure then we will all be really happy
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
by enchanted agnosticism i mean that i believe in god but i'm afraid christopher hitchens would mock me
― Mordy, Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
its a perfect description of how i feel when i'm listening to my bow wow wow records.
― scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
actually the only thing missing from that enchanted agnosticism one is a picture of annabella.
― scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pRtdh.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
well at least it isn't pan and scanned
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207187_482478951763088_765768416_n.jpg
i like it
― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
That Bob Fosse comment, did they not see All That Jazz? I would not want that dude in control of my body. Also it makes me imagine him as the Borg Queen and all women as the Borg.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
<3 studs tho
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
studs always otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
i actually just posted my very own image+words on facebook! i have caught the fever.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558242_10151805672442137_177024612_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255457_10151236337422868_1107533958_n.jpg
But they look so happy!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
13. Partner is impregnated with horrifying demon-spawn fetus
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
what the fact
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Soulless Drones: When you spend money on my art, you're not paying for something that matters to you (like a cool novel, painting or song). You're paying for something that matters to me: me. Me experimenting, me failing, me worrying about money, me having me time to do me things. Only wild free spirits encounter these things. Fork it over. - rebekah joy plett
― brio, Monday, 3 September 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Rebekah, I will not be spending money on your art. Love, Soulless Drone.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
God I am a local veg freak as much as he next gal but SERIOUSLY
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/216993_353732604711542_1942508991_n.jpg
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
i appreciate that you can't just make a statement like that -- who would believe it? -- it must be attributed to anonymous
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, Washington's leek prices are THRU THE ROOF.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
*rant about how it's often the urban planners who encourage communities to start farmer's markets and make space for urban farming and how we can't rely on our local grocery stores to provide fresh produce to food deserts and how the good supermarkets won't move to those areas cuz there's not enough money so it's a MARKET FAILURE and the government does have to step in, thank you*
― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
I want really for real universal health care, which is absolutely not the same as whatever self-righteous oomph having fresh veg gives me.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
I mean I read the China Study and all but that's still not going to give me proper maternity leave.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
did you like my "market failure" double entendre?
― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
I can't believe I missed it!@ I am stealing that pun and using it whenever I have the chance
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7Xh2T.jpg
Thanks for ruining the concept of conversating, facebook macros mafia!!
― dell (del), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255500_355762021165905_1831210484_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
at least spell the guy's name right, jeez
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/taaatdthrice/gobbles.gif
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Geobbels invaded geocities..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
nothing like a good geobbels quote
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
I do love this one, though.https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552155_10151210516347154_1629873947_n.jpg
― kate78, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
ha. i had no idea what that was doing till i got to the end.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
and then your mine was ~blown~
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
umm
mind
god created water for drowning
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
and for wakeboarding (fingerblasting)
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418919_4456403689259_1914056199_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
i think those ARE the best sentences i've ever read. looks like i'm done with sentences from now on forever fdkn fdn ;;;; a>>?
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
Can you think of any reason for not sharing this?Neither could I
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
i hate ppl who answer their own questions
GIVE ME A MINUTE AND i'LL THINK OF SOME REASONS, JEEZ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
being generous theyre maybe 5 of the 7 best sentences ive ever read
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
but none of those sentences talk about free food, or zombies, or mustaches, or bacon
I'm so torn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
salient point, i cant think of a reason for not sharing it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
"What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
Thank you, Marx.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
Richard?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
i can't tell if it has a commie slant or a libertarian slant
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure it's libertarian.
I'm assuming that the person doesn't mean the five best sentences grammatically, because those are five of the grammatically worst sentences I've read. It's a shame that such wonderful ideas have to be brought down by questionable literary merit.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link