My grandpa would've never signed up to serve in the second world war if he hadn't seen an "Uncle Sam Wants You!" macro on his timeline soon after he got out of high school. So as much as I want to make of these things they serve their purpose.
― Cunga, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
ohhhhh, dear.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546168_473197439367939_1157303451_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
awful lot of setup for not much punchline
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed joke
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
I like a lot of those science cat jokes, but that one is tenuous. Still chuckled slightly, mind you. (Kill me.)
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
needs an ermahgerd
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
someone should do this one: I am a whale and I swim around all day eating sKRILLex (with lots of tiny krill drawn to look like little skrillexes floating in the ocean)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
the use of the word "alkali" in that joke especially bugs me for some reason xposts
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
indefensible
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
man, i've got some real winners tonight:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262810_469199819777947_1287444383_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
*peers into the mind of a silent Adriana lima**it is a toy monkey banging crash cymbals together*
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
sighhhh
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
when a girl is silent she's probably asleep. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? CAN I GET AN AMEN? @rayromano
― scott seward, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
taken from the FB group "Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
She might just be having her fucking quiet time, jesus
― emilys., Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
when a girl is silent it's cuz she's just WAITING for A MAN to come up and approach her/save her/whisk her away/etc.
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
1. super mario2. prince william
xxp
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
that group probably has a higher % of "creeps to avoid" than the "tucker max fan club" group
― omar little, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556484_471179999579929_1451777931_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
woman you deserve an unpixelated torso
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390444_471160062915256_1425238106_n.jpg
Reminiscingourmoments
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
xp: can i ask kaiser permanente for a refund on that assertion group? passivity is where it's at.
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
also: a set of ellipses deserves a third ellipse..
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
you were going to get it but then you had to go and ask for it
― omar little, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523169_366329910112857_1271816719_n.jpg
― iatee, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
I misread that tumblr as reminiscingourmets ... which at least sounds slightly better
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
what
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
(x-post)
Lol, the Golden Days of the 1990. When we were all eduacted.
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
You know when you try to make fun of people for spelling stuff wrong? It is the LAW that you must write something highly incorrect yourself.
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
Wait that rebels one is confusing me, whats rebellious about going to college? WTF.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
i've never watched that show but i don't think that character would say "dafuq"
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
it is weird, expert trolling or extra stupid I can't tell
― wolves lacan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
expert stupid trolling
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
I have a feeling it was created by someone who was not alive in 1990
― iatee, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
I was 1 in 1990!
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
I have some pretty vague memories of the first Bush administration.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
I remember collecting Gulf War trading cards.
― Josiah Alan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
correct that duckface is an important problem facing contemporary society tho
― j., Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
that @ray romano zinger tagged at the end of the joke I enjoyed too much
― Cunga, Saturday, 15 September 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
silby... Thank you for welcoming me to the future where I am always old
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 15 September 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link
yo alex jones that's not really an "infographic" fyi
http://i.imgur.com/HMlco.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahaha
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
gymnastssoldiers(profit)
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS WHAT ANINFOGRAPHICLOOKS LIKE
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
man those gears look pretty sharp, robot guys have done well to come out unscathed.
poor jobless j biebs.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
everyone in 1990 was a nerdy teenage boy, everyone in 2012 is a female justin bieber fan or justin bieber
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
true
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link