"strike ends"
"coolhunting seminar"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
"are you busy?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
"social media coup"
social media anything really
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
"personal branding"
"we work Saturdays"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
"unique opportunity"
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
"error - cd not found in database"
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
"that's just how I was raised"
― clouds, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
"replacement refs"
"victory formation"
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
"made from 97% natural ingredients"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"The advisor you were due to see at this meeting today has left the company suddenly."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Who just joined?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"The unmistakeable sound of <completely generic instantly forgettable band/artist>"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
20-year McDonald's employee
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
"i found my happy"
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
i know what you did
― yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
"what can you do with a [x] degree?"
― love's secret borad (clouds), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
"It folds out into a bed at night."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
'do work that matters'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
My school principal had a little sign up on the wall of her office that said "God couldn't do everything so he made mothers". That's pretty depressing.
― aonghus, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
god couldn't microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it so he made mothers
― Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link
"Sorry I cannot help you on this occasion.
However please keep me copied in/I would be grateful to see a readout of the meeting."
Standard response from dozy officials.
― obligatory kate winslet nipple shot (Bob Six), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
"Zach Braff is the voice of his generation."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
career progression
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
got a vice piece hopefully up today that's very much inspired by this thread
― jabba hands, Friday, 21 June 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
my bad
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
"What's your availability this weekend?"
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
^chills
― #NOBS (electricsound), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
"sorry to chase you on this"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
what if the guy saying it is riding a penny farthing
― r|t|c, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, if not in an email it has potential
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
LG currently working on a new, politer benny hill for the 21st c
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
5 Reasons Why You'll Never Look At This Thing The Same Way Again
― cardamon, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I know that's not what you wanted to hear."
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
^specifically regarding performance reviews/salary negotiations.
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
"office fancy dress charity day"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
"we are where we are"
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:37 AM (2 hours ago)
I associate this with cricket :)
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
CD-R Note: This product is manufactured on demand when ordered from Amazon.com.
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 18 minutes from now"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
"restaurant-quality"
― Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. (get bent), Friday, 5 July 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
Be confident
― Treeship, Friday, 5 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link
content aggregator
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 24, 2013 11:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i lold
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
"UK Funky"
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
from concentrate
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
"This product/area contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm".
(HERE'S A--does Bill Hicks head and hand shake thing--CRAZY IDEA, HOW ABOUT NOT USING THOSE FUCKING CHEMICALS? FFS.)
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
i dunno, do the other states 'know'? maybe it's just like, one state's opinion, man
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
Here's another depressing phrase I just thought up: ONE MAN'S LAW IS ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION.
Products/areas causing cancer is some pretty serious allegation.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link