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― Peter Jones, Friday, 30 May 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
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blog and rant!
― April Norhanian, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.twentyhood.com/images/mydegree.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 October 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
mind = blown
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sitting here writing down receipt numbers and account numbers and dollar amounts from hundreds of receipts for entry fees for a juried art show, and all I keep thinking about is the relationship between artistic success and winning the lottery.
― sarahel, Saturday, 10 October 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i like that being where I'm from I "wasted" four years doing a degree which hasn't been of any use to me since but I'm only £2000 pounds in debt and I pay it back at the rate of about £90 a year.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Saturday, 10 October 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:51 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Seriously, isn't all this sort of a given at this point. Does anyone, bachelors degree or no, find this controversial or enlightening?
― EDB, Sunday, 11 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
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f all of u for pretending like i'm t-bombin
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
or challoping or whatever
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't think it was a t-bomb or a challop, thought it was meant to be somewhere between a zing and a o_O post. but, ya know, done out of character.
― iatee, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
everyone told me while getting an english degree that it would be useless unless I was going into academia. we all thought we were going to go into academia (or, some people, law school). not many did.
I work with plenty of people who got liberal arts degrees. believe me, you can tell when people bothered to learn how to reason out an argument when they get into the workplace.
― akm, Sunday, 11 October 2009 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link
As someone who really likes school, when I look at the vast majority of my fellow undergraduates, and how little effort they put into anything other than getting their degrees over with, it's essentially: no shit your schooling was useless, you didn't bother to learn or take interest in anything. If you spend three quarters of your time skipping classes or not bothering to engage with things your interested in (which is why I personally can't fathom being forced into "useful" programs like engineering or business, in which it seems like only a small minority have an actual passion for), then when you 'don't get your money's worth' via a job, of course you're going to regret school.
― EDB, Sunday, 11 October 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
hey, school was awesome, it's the working world's lack of willingness to hand out fantastic jobs to new graduates that sucks! and this is why some of us end up right back in grad school.
― Maria, Sunday, 11 October 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
not to play devil's advocate, but ... what kind of fantastic job SHOULD be available to an English Lit major?!?
― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
that said, i have known English and French Lit. majors who went to work for hedge funds and i-banks -- they also went to Ivy League (or Ivy-caliber) schools, and that's another debate altogether, but i know for a fact that it's happened.
― crack?!? wow, maybe they can have china white later! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
As an English major, I assumed that since it was a major, that meant that it was preparing me for some kind of job market. People tried to warn me. People tried to warn me.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw, the only "real" (non-service, non-dirtbag) job I had between college and medical school was a job that actively sought English majors. i was a copywriter for a small "creative" agency in Chicago, and, you know, writing was something i'd done a lot of as an undergrad
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
dunno about in this economy (thanks, grad school!), but the world needs competent writers and editors more than it needs academics. just don't expect to write about cool awesome stuff you're interested in, maybe? like, look for a job as a technical writer or as a copyeditor or whatever, and learn your craft
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd love to see a new major that sorta between an English major and a major in another language, that would emphasize skills in translation (verbal and written). There are jobs doing this (especially in text translation), and a shortage of qualified people, and it's a nontrivial thing to do, so college-level training is a big plus. For one, it helps to understand what you're translating (though this sometimes takes more than college if you're translating something really serious). Plus the pay is pretty good, at least over here in Europe.
― Euler, Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm kinda half-terrified for my daughter, who will be freshly degree'd next May. gbx, I hope you're right, because she's an excellent writer -- and beyond that, she's the go-to grammar nerd and prose mechanic for all of her friends at school who need help with their work.
― WmC, Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
be fully terrified
― fleetwood (max), Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
then encourage her to look for less glamorous prose wrenching jobs in markets that are not NYC
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i dropped out of high school and didn't go to college til i was 22. i went to a pretty good school and through ridiculous katrina circumstances ended up with a BA in english and then a master's in english. i am working on a master's in library stuff. i spent a whole year after grad school #1 trying to get a grownup job with a tie and a cubicle and a water cooler and all that.
i am a bartender. i have one person in my bar right now (because the saints have a bye). i get pissed when people bitch and moan about their useless degrees because hey guess what if you paid any attention at all in college your interior life is probably way richer than it would have been otherwise.
i mean to say: learning is good for you, no one has a good job, everyone is poor, there are worse things than working in some debasing servile capacity and knowing a lot about keats--like working in some debasing servile capacity and not knowing shit about keats.
― adam, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
yall should be scientists
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
both of my degrees are ones got for the experience rather than guarantee of jobs. i don't think you can really place too much importance on the degree getting you the job if you're not doing the requisite networking and relationship building to excel in your field. in fact, i went to grad school more for the networking opportunities than the piece of paper (because no one even knows what my piece of paper means!).
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, kinda wish i was a physicist! though i met a guy who does rocket science and apparently the job prospects in that field aren't so hot, either. being in the pnw now, i realllly wish i had more tech experience. thinking of taking some technical writing classes on the side.
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish i could have gotten a liberal arts degree (or linguistics or geography or something like that) in addition to or instead of my stupid math degree. i'm not using the math degree anyway. i also wish i had gotten a physics or chemistry b.s. instead of a math one. i wish i wish i wish!
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
btw i took technical writing and i promise you already know all there is to know about it! but it sucks because you can't just tell employers that. they wanna see you took the course.
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i have no idea what to do with my math degree :(
― extremely demanding on the hardware (ciderpress), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
can i be a detective who uses clever math tricks to solve mysteries
― extremely demanding on the hardware (ciderpress), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 mathnet!!
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
do the quarterback's homework
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i like this way of putting it! i'm really not hot on the idea of college as vocational training-- okay, in college i learnt to write clearly and quickly and to deadlines, and how to structure arguments, and some facts and a foreign language and etc, but the thing i really treasured was learning a whole new way of understanding a wholly unfamiliar kind of poetry, and even if i don't go academic places w/ it it's still something really important to me.
that said i often wish i'd done engineering instead.
Euler, the problem with translation work at the moment is that companies like to get a machine-translation done and then ask a translator to "proof-read" it, which basically means doing the translation all over again bcz guess what machine translations are shite, but they don't have to pay for a proper trans.
― eazy e street band (c sharp major), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/11/nyregion/11twins.html?_r=1
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
c sharp major: yeah, totally. My wife is doing some translation work now that I think is exactly as you describe. On the other hand the pay is good! Or at least it seems good to me, compared to my shitty prof salary.
― Euler, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
ive already said too much about that twins article on the ny times thread but: fuck those girls
― fleetwood (max), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
dunno about in this economy (thanks, grad school!), but the world needs competent writers and editors more than it needs academics. just don't expect to write about cool awesome stuff you're interested in, maybe? like, look for a job as a technical writer or as a copyeditor or whatever, and learn your craft― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, October 11, 2009 3:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, October 11, 2009 3:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
fwiw been freelancing & resume bombing mad firms for like the last year with no real bites
and this is in austin, which is supposed to be ~insulated~ from the recession
trust me, i long ago got over the idea of being paid for doing what i want to do
i'd just like to not actively hate what i do and maybe have my work have some kind of relevance to my skills & talents
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Good kids who went to good schools, the brassy, effervescent Barry twins, 24, always envisioned their young adulthood in New York City as a lush time of stimulating work, picturesque travel and a rich social orbit.
LOL rubes
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry hoos :(
i got my job in 2006, at a time when this firm was in a period of expansion, so i lucked out for sure.
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
hoos weren't you going to move to china? then you can have a useless degree and a shitty job but be in china /:
― thomp, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
As a credential I don't think my degree could be any more worthless than it is. I went to a state college (The Evergreen State College in WA), where one did not declare a major and I was able to design a course of independent study which centered around writing. No one in the business world would have a clue what any of this could mean. To them it probably looked like a generic community college BS.
Otoh, my college studies did exactly what I wanted them to do. I learned a ton. I studied like a demon because it interested me intensely. I read only what I wanted to read. I must have written a million words in 2.5 years. I never expected my degree to open any doors for me, and I have been very satisfied with my life and how my college experience enhanced it - more than almost anyone I know.
― Aimless, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel you by the way, graduated with my useless english degree OH GOD TWO YEARS AGO done very little since. i am qualifying to teach english to foreigners soon so i can, basically, move to china and have a useless degree and a shitty job
xpost
― thomp, Sunday, 11 October 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
English/Comp Sci--where it's at
also thomp, i have a friend who did basically the same thing but in Japan--he said he hated it because he was "that asshole who could speak English but not Japanese" and i said "go figure." do you speak Chinese?
― een, Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
that well-known language 'chinese' ~
i'm actually dithering between a bunch of places whose languages i don't speak. i intend to try and pick up at least a six-year-old's vocabulary when i get there, though, wherever there turns out to be.
― thomp, Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
― eazy e street band (c sharp major), Sunday, October 11, 2009 2:37 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i have a friend who does this a couple times a year for a lol hueg telecom manual for which she doesnt understand any of the technicalities - she hates it
― brassy, effervescent (ice cr?m), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
hoos weren't you going to move to china? then you can have a useless degree and a shitty job but be in china /:― thomp, Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:55 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark
― thomp, Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:55 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah, but 15 months feels like a long, long way away atm.
my mandarin is coming along slowly and i have a damn fine tutor, so that's a plus.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys are awesome and encouraging btw. it's comforting just to know that i'm not alone in the whole 'degree i'm not really using atm' thing, that it's not some personal deficiency i guess. thanks to everybody.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Srsly tho
Didnt get into first choice (law) by a matter of a few points, took a year off for family reasons, did a business degree at the local technical institite to enable me to stay in town, got me into the public sector and took me 8 years to get back to get an IT degree. Cant imagine having managed any of it under a debt system.
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link
i went to college for free and was paid to work thru grad school (per usual in the states), with a bit of loan debt to make the latter more doable. i don't know what i would have chosen to do if i were paying for college, probably gotten a computer science degree. : /
― j., Saturday, 13 August 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link
xp my memories are not as bad as that makes them sound. but those years do seem kind of arbitrary in hindsight.. i think it wasn't the right time for me to be pursuing higher education. i guess everyone is different but at 18-22 i was quite young and had very little grasp of the world
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 August 2016 00:55 (eight years ago) link
i believe in the gap year. and also in pursuing humanistic learning throughout one's life rather than as an undergraduate focus.
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 August 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link
in denmark i remember going to a party at this weird residential school that was like, in between high school and undergrad. at one point all this amazing food appeared but i didn't see any kitchen facilities or staff. they seemed to have dance parties every night at this place.
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:02 (eight years ago) link
looked it up -- it was called a Folkehøjskole. i'm probably explaining it wrong, but i remember they didn't have grades and it was in the middle of the woods basically, deep in the copenhagen suburbs
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link
or the suburbs of cph rather
pursuing humanistic learning throughout one's life rather than as an undergraduate focus.
― Treeship
iirc u either get a degree or u gain credit by sharing the correct blogs on message boards
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
not blogs, anecdotes
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link
With 50 year working lives approaching soon, it wont be an issue of either/or (life-learning vs undergrad).
An undergraduate degree, or masters, in your early 20s isn't going to last 40 to 45 years, so you can get to have at least one more go at it, if not two. You might need to choose which student debts you want to pass on to your heirs.
― Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Sunday, 14 August 2016 09:26 (eight years ago) link
Meet the parents who won’t let their children study literature
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/09/02/meet-the-parents-who-wont-let-their-children-study-literature/?hpid=hp_regional-hp-cards_rhp-card-posteverything%3Ahomepage%2Fcard&utm_term=.f5ebc1131368
― some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 September 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
"at George Mason University"
stopped reading there
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 2 September 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link
But seriously you should look at GMU's list of the world-changing titans who studied English! I mean, Howard Cosell, Tom Clancy, Emma Watson, Clarence Thomas, AND Mark Knopfler!
Who would not wish to be among such company as they begin their career journey. I mean, the list even includes a former EPA head and numerous prominent librarians.
― some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 September 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link