Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Well, that's where you went wrong.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Have we already done this somewhere?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

WTF?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

When is this obsession with thinness going to go away?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Lindsay Lohan is secretly Geri Halliwell.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

that's very sad actually

: /

crossposts

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah lindsay is really disappointing me :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

she lost 20 lbs. apparently.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

the herbie thread needs moving to this thread, that way it's 2x as great. but yeah, linz, what the fuck, where to start? the hair or the eating problem?

― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE ARE THE TITTIES!

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF Lindz, do you realize how many people spend money to get their hair dyed your natural red color?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!

cozen is right :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought she looked cute and spunky before. Now she's looking like death.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

She's following Christina Ricci in the voluptuous actress goes Katie Hudson rib-poking-out skinny trend.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean almost every actress, ever. It seems like everyone starves down to about that weight nowadays.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

UH? This Kate Hudson?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/01/20/ggterrillsscs.jpg

I mean I agree that Lindsay Lohan looks awful but I'm not sure what it has to do with Kate Hudson, who looks pretty normal.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post
What is that weight? I'm totally making it my ideal.

What happened to Lindsay's breastesses? I bet she has a gross bird chest now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

She's gonna have that weird thing that Jessica Simpson has going on now.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm slightly surprised that she hasn't lost weight before this. it's got to feel pretty shitty to be an example of the "heavier" hollywood at ~130lbs.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha yeah. I just remember picking up some copy of like US Weekly or something like that while waiting on a train once and they had a big spread on plus-size Hollywood, "girls who refuse to lose the extra!" or whatever, and it was like photos of Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, J-Lo, Kate Winslet...

Breast implant culture + anorexia culture = no one has any fucking clue what a real life person actually looks like anymore.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, that's rich. especially in light of the fact that beyonce's exercise regime is up to five hours a day!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Although maybe hopefully it's just a phase that Lindsay will get over quickly, I mean remember when Kate Winslet looked like this

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/kate_winslet/kate_winslet2.jpg

That only lasted, like, a year.

Though looking at the url of that photo is, um, enlightening.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

lara flynn lohan

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

lara flynn boyle looks like michael jackson.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Deep shame. I like a bit of bubble in my bath.

x-p I think Kate handled that look very well. She may be the only weight-losing celebrity ever to have done so.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

What's sad is that, like I was just reading the Herbie thread that I had no idea doubled as this thread, and those photos of Lindsay and Nicole Richie (who was also one of the people in that US thing)...yeah, I guess if you're constantly held up as being an example of "healthy"/"chunky"/"voluptuous" famous people it makes you wanna lose 40 lbs. I mean, who is next, Mandy Moore? I just hope that somehow they get convinced that they look AWFUL because I find it difficult to believe that this is healthy for either of them.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

What I don't like either is that they praise 'ethnic' beauty like J-Lo and Beyonce on one hand, and then smack them with the other hand for being "plus-size." What are they going to do next, pick on the Williams sisters for being too black and muscular?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

lohan expert spencer chow swears the photos are bullshit and photoshopped etc fwiw.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Did I say Kate Hudson? I meant Katie Holmes!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

FUTURE PLUMPERS

Golly, I hope they have a FUTURE RAILROAD SPIKES directory, too!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Leave Spencer alone, he was basically OTM on that thread, with the exception of believing those photos were photoshopped. And he's also not posting on this thread, so callling him out is kind of childish.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

If I'm not mistaken, I read on another board she changed her haircolour to match someone else's. Meryl Streep? Somebody who was going to be her mother (in the film). Whatever, I think it's horrible. She's such a beauty, why change it? She should hang out less with Mrs soon-to-be-DJ AM/Ritchie who is losing weight much too fast, she's 95 pounds or something.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

pish! its just baby fat!

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=191272

Lohan: 'Overweight' and 'Wholesome'
Lindsay's skewed self-image; Plus, news on Jake, George, Beyoncé, Justin, Madonna, BenGar and a shorn Portman ...

by Kat Giantis
MSN Entertainment
May 16, 2005

Does this look like someone who needs to drop a few pounds? Didn't think so. But Lindsay Lohan believes that if she went arm to twiglike arm with some of her fellow streamlined starlets, she'd look like she was carrying extra baggage.

"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."

Lohan has dismissed eating disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i wasn't calling him out, just saying he reckoned the photos were 'shopped. sheesh.

― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not as if she wasn't already thin by any normal standards anyway.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still waiting for Ally's verdict on Katie Holmes.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I have since revised my opinion on the photos photoshopedness.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a poster of Mean Girls right outside my office door. Man, fuck this culture! This is not attractive, Lindsay!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

comparing this photo with that poster, I can only hope she gets back to eating Fatburger and soon.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i am surprising myself at how much this is depressing me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like she's lived her whole life trying to make me feel stupid for defending her on this thread. I hoped she would turn out all stylish, like this:

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040616/13331__lohan_l.jpg

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

we'll always have google images.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

what sucks about this is that what made her stand out is completely gone and now she's like some goddamned clone. but yes we still have Mandy Moore, I suppose.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Everybody calm down, it is not hard to put some weight back on! Have you ever tried to do it?

I would love to eat burgers with Lindsay.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

thats a wicked picture nabisco. dont know why she is tryign to stretch her top though, she should have bought opne that fit!

― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you sure that works, Spence? It seems to me that you are replacing good fat with bad fat.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, grilled chicken sandwiches then.

Can we talk about how sexy her voice is?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure I've ever heard her voice! That can't be true, can it?

(this is like totally plausibly the hottest photo of anyone ever, ever, though)

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

GO THICK 4 LIFE, LINDSAY!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

(Spencer, I didn't mean the burgers. I just meant starving and then fattening up again- doesn't that loosen up the skin folds or something?)

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

(Please excuse my "folk biology")

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

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