the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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"If "O"hoMao used it, I'd hate it "

I could read that all day long.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Fun fact: comment was written while marto880 was AT WORK!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

If "O"hoMao used it

sub-Morbsian at best

Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh cool

D’Souza argues that part of the reason Ann Dunham sent Obama to live with her parents in Hawaii was so she could pursue affairs with Indonesian men. “Ann’s sexual adventuring may seem a little surprising in view of the fact that she was a large woman who kept getting larger,” he writes. On the next page, he continues, “Learning about Ann’s sexual adventures in Indonesia, I realized how wrong I had been to consider Barack Obama Sr. the playboy … Ann … was the real playgirl, and despite all her reservations about power, she was using her American background and economic and social power to purchase the romantic attention of third-world men.”

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Dinesh D'Souza, former boyfriend of Ann Coulter. And Laura Ingraham.

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

Yep, he's an idiot

curmudgeon, Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't think the phrase 'argues that' could be demeaned any further, but there you go

j., Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

the continuing semantic convergence of the words "argue" and "insinuate" is one of the great tragedies of our time

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

i always think i couldn't possibly hate dinesh d'souza anymore; he always proves me wrong. he's the worst ever.

horseshoe, Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

wow wow what a pig D'Souza is ugh

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 29 September 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

D'Souza now officially a parasite on the body of the crazy right.

Aimless, Saturday, 29 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

i meant "any more," btw, as in, any more than i already do. there will never be a time when i have stopped hating dinesh d'souza.

horseshoe, Saturday, 29 September 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

until they go after Obama's daughters, that is the worst thing I've ever read

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

When he says about her size I just want to hit him and keep hitting him as if he is personally responsible for every injustice in the world. What an execrable thing.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Meantime, stepping back into the realm of rhetoric, a post at Balloon Juice alerted me to this: a conversation between said poster and a visiting collague of his -- Ta-Nehisi Coates -- on the writing of "Fear of a Black President." Deeply inside baseball perhaps but it's a study of how one can write above all else:

http://www.niemanstoryboard.org/2012/09/28/notable-narrative-fear-of-a-black-president-by-ta-nehisi-coates/

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Publication Date: April 1, 2012

...Have you ever wondered what America might be like with the liberals firmly in control of the White House and once again both chambers of the national legislature? Caine's Pestilence, a novel of political commentary and intrigue, fictionally explores the possibilities...

When John Caine, an obscure midlevel banker from Detroit, accepts the opportunity of a lifetime to manage the backroom business functions of an important National Institutes of Health research lab in Bethesda, he believes his ship has finally come in. But his quirky penchant for illicit tinkering results in the creation and accidental release of a powerful new virus with effects no one could have imagined. Only he holds the answer to how it can be stopped, and he's not telling. Caine finds himself confronted with a desperate White House and an onslaught of rage from all quarters of the world's bureaucracies.

Fast paced, provocative, and offbeat, this cautionary story is thick with political satire and intrigue. It occurs in a world of government turned upside down, where Nancy Pelosi is president of a dysfunctional United States under her ultraliberal regime, while George Bush is a convicted felon and Rush Limbaugh a fugitive. Caine's Pestilence brings together present and former U.S. presidents, would-be assassins, two Supreme Court chief justices, familiar national media political commentators, and the infamous prison at Guantanamo Bay, all in a story readers will find engaging and controversial.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

I was hesitant about this novel (a first novel with a anti Democratic message), but I thought what the hell. For 3 bucks I'll read it on my Kendall then maybe write a review about how bad it was. After reading the first chapter I was thinking what a wast of money this was, I'm glad that I continued reading.
I found this book to be a interesting peak at what hard core right-wingers truly believe will happen with the Democrats in full control, Taro-card readings paid for by government as a medical expense, free pot and heroin provided by the government etc...
This book is written in an interesting style John writing his memoir while siting in a cell next to Dubya in Guantanamo Bay. The basic point of the story is what would happen if you could magically eliminate prejudice and baseless hate (I don't think that they would turn Republicon as the book implies).
Nancy Pelosi becomes President when a (Blackwater like) Company Assassinates Obama then frames Biden for it ( this is more likely to happen now that John Boehner is Speaker of the House).
I would recommend this book if you want insight on how right wingers view Democrats.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

this is a great idea, can't backfire in any way

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yes what could possibly go wrong.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Uh

http://www.avclub.com/articles/glenn-beck-writes-very-glenn-beckian-letter-explai,86119/

Glenn Beck loves Muse, expresses that love in written form

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

Muse, the Spider-Man musical, the dude really acts as a lodestone for what to avoid.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqvf0ceFO1qa9bmvo1_400.gif

max, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think you kinda buried the goods there matt, this whole site is a treat

http://www.westernjournalism.com/october-surprise-gone-horribly-wrong/

there is no dana, only (goole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

"The fellow who wrote this take suggests that in Chicago it was well known that both Amb. Stevesn, his lover and Obama were flaming Queens, and in one take he even suggested that a dead Ambassador was a preferred outcome, he can talk-no more"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

woah. reading the comments on that westernjournalism story is like peeking into a basement stuffed full of tinfoil-wearing racist nutjobs.

His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

Bah

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

Third time?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:21 (eleven years ago) link

Where's the Baal?

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn't happen to a finer bunch of assholes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

Least contrite disclosure of interest ever!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Kathryn Jean Lopez ‏@kathrynlopez
i'm not sure chris christie gave president a campaign boost, i think the office of the presidency gave tri-state area a morale boost.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/11/what-if-the-gop-loses-atlas-shrugged-vs-the-fire-next-time/264556/

grim-future views re party rebuilding from fallows' republican correspondents, what up goole

j., Monday, 5 November 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Clickman8

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

I'll post this here from the other thread. I saw this mag sitting in a bathroom stall at a customer site, and couldn't stop laughing at the "ALL IN" choice

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/18314_10151116475921596_1909702561_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/76197_10151116527121596_842503934_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549043_10151116527616596_1986691740_n.jpg

This really matches to the Rich Perlstein Long Con Baffler piece

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

and the web version: http://www.nrapublications.org/index.php/13091/the-power-is-in-your-hands/

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

god that's ridiculous

Chuck_Norris_on_the_topic_of_obesity (stevie), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

"We should have gone with "Let's Roll!"

Binders Full of Mittens (President Keyes), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

GET A FIRM GRIP ON FREEDOM

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579142_10151117594851596_216500737_n.jpg

elsewhere on the same site

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

From Perlstein's piece:

These are bedtime stories, meant for childlike minds. Or, more to the point, they are in the business of producing childlike minds. Conjuring up the most garishly insatiable monsters precisely in order to banish them from underneath the bed, they aim to put the target to sleep.

Dishonesty is demanded by the alarmist fundraising appeal because the real world doesn’t work anything like this. The distance from observable reality is rhetorically required; indeed, that you haven’t quite seen anything resembling any of this in your everyday life is a kind of evidence all by itself. It just goes to show how diabolical the enemy has become. He is unseen; but the redeemer, the hero who tells you the tale, can see the innermost details of the most baleful conspiracies. Trust him. Send him your money. Surrender your will—and the monster shall be banished for good.

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

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the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

The Crusades WON?? Fuck me, I've been doing history all wrong.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link


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