wait so if I do nothing my girlfriend get a free servant?
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
i can get behind the twyla tharp one. if she actually said it. it looks dopey when you put it like that, but kinda the story of my life. its one of the reasons i rarely feel the need to travel.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423734_532387616778136_233230247_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not on facebook, so I don't get this stuff dumped on my doorstep regularly. What strikes me most is how dreadfully earnest so many of them are. These ones make me look like some irony-dripping, hard-faced cynic, who really should be ashamed of himself. The hoe one, not so much.
― Aimless, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
Throughout my LiveI've willedI've walkedI've readI've talkedI knowI knowI've been here beforeeerrrryeyyeeeeeheeh
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
!!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
some sources attribute it to Marilyn Monroe but I don't go along with that
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's sad how many quotes are misattributed to marilyn monroe or audrey hepburn rather than, like, writers
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563924_412525275469665_1201466979_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
DEAR INTERNET FUCK YOU
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
u_u
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
could just as easily change that to GEEKS have unique powers. especially if they are dreaming of kara thrace and are prone to nosebleeds.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
our butts make poop
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
unique?
― Mark G, Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bi6m1.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
quality shop
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
needs a dolphin
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
or a giant insect
― j., Monday, 1 October 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/47951_10151211995462355_380683780_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
ew don't smile on me, god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
Scary clown god
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, God has a soul patch?!?
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
Can't take that guy seriously anymore now
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen the face of God. It was goofy.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 1 October 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link
Augh! Thats so creepy.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 1 October 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link
Man, that Romney/Ryan kiss picture is mesmerising.
Ryan's suffered a horrible break in his left forearm. Romney has a Mr Fantastic-style stretchy arm which ends in a woman's hand with pretty bracelet and maintains a laser-focus death stare while kissing. They are being swallowed by a green, lumpy sea-creature just under the waterline - perhaps some kind of carnivorous sea cucumber? And why the fuck are they in the ocean in the first place?
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 1 October 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
A lot of these seem to be along the lines of "I'm a needy asshole. That's why you should put up with me!" Logic needs work.
― Get wolves (DL), Monday, 1 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Sometimes I'm okay, but you won't realise it until you get around the fact I'm actually a total dick, and if you can't understand that you don't deserve to be reading this. So deal with it"
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Not only am I a total dick, I'm very fond of expressing myself exclusively in clichés!"
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
Vin Diesel posts a ton of these on his facebook page all starring himself. They are incredible.https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/252464_10151263450968313_1507502506_n.jpghttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404162_10151204948263313_1669511503_n.jpghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/300302_10151238504333313_1378113879_n.jpgNot sure if this last one is relevant to the thread but it is perfect sohttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/424623_10151238466848313_94638522_n.jpg
― o_o, Monday, 1 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit are these for real?
amazing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
ohh m geee
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
this is why Vin Diesel is one of my favorite people
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
those are wonderful
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
lolol i think 'cleopatra serrano' is just somebody else on facebook
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
love ya vin
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Andres Serrano in drag?
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Vin!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
<3 vin
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel has 34.8 million fans on facebook o_O
― Roz, Monday, 1 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10615_10151018156976362_816439882_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
HARRUMPH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
what if you have a diploma, a job, nice clothes and weed
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
I have a diploma, degree and a job and I am yet to be a Boss so I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Weed , drugs
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Power and position make you a boss. A job just makes you a hoss.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
IDG why some ecards killed its brand by letting anyone make them.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Many of my bosses have had weed and other drugs. As well as rolexes and shit, which I assume is a form of swag.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
Shit is not a form of swag. TRUST ME.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link