Just wanted to say that.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
"which he no longer supports"
"which he disavows"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
Dr. Jill Biden @JillBidenVeepI can't believe I'm missing #ProjectRunway for this. #VPDebate
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins"Joe, I burned you pretty good with my zinger about gaffes. Also, I worship Ayn Rand and my hair is made of tar."
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswaltI want Obama to watch this debate, CLOCKWORK ORANGE-style. #debate
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Ryan even looks like he's lying. He's got that stifled smile my kids get.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
<3 Biden right now
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Both of these guys are enjoying themselves way more than Obama and Romney
― Moodles, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Rembert Browne@rembertBiden wrote "Ether" and "Takeover"
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Sully getting hard again:
9.39 pm. The Onion's Biden is absent. This is a calm, strong forensic refusal to accept any of the bullshit being delivered by the congressman.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Straight talkin' to the seniors.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Joe gunna run out of debate paper quick
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
brb, going to my mailbox to buy something
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
hope it's a healthcare
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
Ryan looks like the sort of dude who had a gawky, geeky "before" that forced him down the road to his beefier "after."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
Ryan's puppy dog eyes really are pretty amazing
― Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
Charles Atlas shrugged.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
Love the sneery way Biden keeps saying "These guys..."
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/AmericasBestComics3036.jpg/200px-AmericasBestComics3036.jpg
"all they want to do is scare you from voting for someone" from the guy who runs for a party that essentially has pushed for four years that the president is a communist who wasn't born in America.
― Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
"$800 million billion" not quite the right number
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
'i gave ya a simple answer, he's raising the cost of medicare'
― j., Friday, 12 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, joe gettin' fumbly again
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
it's kind of weird that ryan gets all this press as a health nut because i bet most viewers of this debate (who are over 55) look at ryan and immediately think, this man is way too skinny! why isn't he taking care of himself?
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
Ryan big upping Canada!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
Ryan's joke made it sound like he's from Canada.
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
Watch Joe's reaction shot when his eye defocus as he waits to respond
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
Fortunately, Ryan's mastery of economics makes him impossible to follow.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
Biden, bidin' his time ...
"20% across the board tax cut" sounds like a policy someone made up out of desperation
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
loving biden's facial interjections.
― estela, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
wow at that question.
― Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
isn't the biggest "loophole and deduction" the child tax credit
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Reagan and Tip O'Neill sitting under a tree feeding each other grapes.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Blah blah billions blah loophole blah
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
"You guarantee this math will add up?"
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/670613555.gif?key=500280&Expires=1350007572&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=Fe1dLSk6XYbupPyr4OWXOSjGIN2sPN9g47HGIAO7UDr8i3w-Fu8eIZcF4z~utCW2gwAFhozDZ06ODaX8HpMd5lKHNLfnjLxkIsD2v8uVc0U04D4egIae7xAK-6zYYr92VxNfBVyAR9hLfDpwdutx5GTO7J3AOGMvMMLxZfgdBx0_
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you personally guarantee this isn't bullshit?"
― Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
It's math. Either it works or doesn't. Trust should play no role.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ "Can i translate?"
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
"I guarantee it is not not not not not not bullshit. Quick, look over there!"
The only thing I can say at this point with 100% certainty is that Paul Ryan will never, ever be president of the US.
― Old Lunch, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
cannot unsee
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20101011/300.ButchPatrick.EddieMunster.tg.111110.jpg
― shaane, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, now you're Jack Kennedy!"
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
A+++++++
If I pay less than 20% in taxes, and they lower my taxes 20%, does that mean they'll pay me?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
Holy shit @ "oh now you're jack kennedy"
― Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
haha omg biden just does not give a shit
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
OMG
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
ClassicBeatz @IamClassicBeatzAfter the debate Biden needs to drop the mic and yell "Sexual chocolate!"
Daniel Foster @DanFosterNROWhat does Joe Biden have to do to put you in a certified, pre-owned Acura tonight?
kevinbiegel @kbiegelOh man, who wrote Ryan's "overseas" joke? You go to joke jail forever.
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniakWell, Ryan is certainly staying hydrated.
Matt Besser @MattBesserOh shit! Dandruff flake on Ryan's left shoulder. I know who I'm not voting for! #VPDebate #lakenotsosuperior
Diamond Joe @OnionPoliticsHey @BarackObama, that’s how you make a fucking point #debates
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
Does not give a malarky, you mean.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbran1IxfT1qz581wo1_500.gif
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link