The Biden v. Ryan Debate Thread

Straight talkin' to the seniors.

Joe gunna run out of debate paper quick

brb, going to my mailbox to buy something

hope it's a healthcare

Ryan looks like the sort of dude who had a gawky, geeky "before" that forced him down the road to his beefier "after."

Ryan's puppy dog eyes really are pretty amazing

Charles Atlas shrugged.

Love the sneery way Biden keeps saying "These guys..."

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"all they want to do is scare you from voting for someone" from the guy who runs for a party that essentially has pushed for four years that the president is a communist who wasn't born in America.

"$800 million billion" not quite the right number

'i gave ya a simple answer, he's raising the cost of medicare'

yeah, joe gettin' fumbly again

it's kind of weird that ryan gets all this press as a health nut because i bet most viewers of this debate (who are over 55) look at ryan and immediately think, this man is way too skinny! why isn't he taking care of himself?

Ryan big upping Canada!

Ryan's joke made it sound like he's from Canada.

Watch Joe's reaction shot when his eye defocus as he waits to respond

Fortunately, Ryan's mastery of economics makes him impossible to follow.

Biden, bidin' his time ...

"20% across the board tax cut" sounds like a policy someone made up out of desperation

loving biden's facial interjections.

wow at that question.

isn't the biggest "loophole and deduction" the child tax credit

Reagan and Tip O'Neill sitting under a tree feeding each other grapes.

Blah blah billions blah loophole blah

"You guarantee this math will add up?"

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"Do you personally guarantee this isn't bullshit?"

It's math. Either it works or doesn't. Trust should play no role.

LOL @ "Can i translate?"

"I guarantee it is not not not not not not bullshit. Quick, look over there!"

The only thing I can say at this point with 100% certainty is that Paul Ryan will never, ever be president of the US.

cannot unsee

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"Oh, now you're Jack Kennedy!"

A+++++++

If I pay less than 20% in taxes, and they lower my taxes 20%, does that mean they'll pay me?

Holy shit @ "oh now you're jack kennedy"

haha omg biden just does not give a shit

OMG

ClassicBeatz ‏@IamClassicBeatz
After the debate Biden needs to drop the mic and yell "Sexual chocolate!"

Daniel Foster ‏@DanFosterNRO
What does Joe Biden have to do to put you in a certified, pre-owned Acura tonight?

kevinbiegel ‏@kbiegel
Oh man, who wrote Ryan's "overseas" joke? You go to joke jail forever.

James Urbaniak ‏@JamesUrbaniak
Well, Ryan is certainly staying hydrated.

Matt Besser ‏@MattBesser
Oh shit! Dandruff flake on Ryan's left shoulder. I know who I'm not voting for! #VPDebate #lakenotsosuperior

Diamond Joe ‏@OnionPolitics
Hey @BarackObama, that’s how you make a fucking point #debates

Does not give a malarky, you mean.

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he should bust out "¿Por qué no te calles?"

Ryan's pussy is so wet.

Ryan wandered into the math trap

Charlie Savage ‏@charlie_savage
Jack Kennedy (really LBJ)'s tax bill cut the top marginal rate from 91% to 70%.

Martha RAddatz proving she's a hack by interjecting re military cuts "Nobody wants that"

we don't need a Navy, you dick

I don't know about you, but I don't like looking weak.

well, we'll see how this plays out politically, but for better or worse this is EXACTLY what i was hoping biden would do