The Biden v. Ryan Debate Thread

loving biden's facial interjections.

wow at that question.

isn't the biggest "loophole and deduction" the child tax credit

Reagan and Tip O'Neill sitting under a tree feeding each other grapes.

Blah blah billions blah loophole blah

"You guarantee this math will add up?"

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"Do you personally guarantee this isn't bullshit?"

It's math. Either it works or doesn't. Trust should play no role.

LOL @ "Can i translate?"

"I guarantee it is not not not not not not bullshit. Quick, look over there!"

The only thing I can say at this point with 100% certainty is that Paul Ryan will never, ever be president of the US.

cannot unsee

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"Oh, now you're Jack Kennedy!"

A+++++++

If I pay less than 20% in taxes, and they lower my taxes 20%, does that mean they'll pay me?

Holy shit @ "oh now you're jack kennedy"

haha omg biden just does not give a shit

OMG

ClassicBeatz ‏@IamClassicBeatz
After the debate Biden needs to drop the mic and yell "Sexual chocolate!"

Daniel Foster ‏@DanFosterNRO
What does Joe Biden have to do to put you in a certified, pre-owned Acura tonight?

kevinbiegel ‏@kbiegel
Oh man, who wrote Ryan's "overseas" joke? You go to joke jail forever.

James Urbaniak ‏@JamesUrbaniak
Well, Ryan is certainly staying hydrated.

Matt Besser ‏@MattBesser
Oh shit! Dandruff flake on Ryan's left shoulder. I know who I'm not voting for! #VPDebate #lakenotsosuperior

Diamond Joe ‏@OnionPolitics
Hey @BarackObama, that’s how you make a fucking point #debates

Does not give a malarky, you mean.

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he should bust out "¿Por qué no te calles?"

Ryan's pussy is so wet.

Ryan wandered into the math trap

Charlie Savage ‏@charlie_savage
Jack Kennedy (really LBJ)'s tax bill cut the top marginal rate from 91% to 70%.

Martha RAddatz proving she's a hack by interjecting re military cuts "Nobody wants that"

we don't need a Navy, you dick

I don't know about you, but I don't like looking weak.

well, we'll see how this plays out politically, but for better or worse this is EXACTLY what i was hoping biden would do

we need like, what, three aircraft carriers?

i think biden's benevolent incredulity face is my favourite.

Alex Pareene ‏@pareene
do u guys think chris matthews is enjoying this

Chelsea Peretti ‏@ChelseaVPeretti
This debate is like the last episode of LOST I don't get anything that's happening but sense it's about good and evil

Dead soldiers not funny, move on, Martha.

i love how joe and martha are sharing all these 'can you believe this fuckin guy?' moments

It is a nice tie, though.

Martha RAddatz proving she's a hack by interjecting re military cuts "Nobody wants that"

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 12, 2012 1:55 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

she was referring to the sequestration, which is there because nobody wants it.

"So,what about Afghanistan?" / "well I love the troops"

they're not going to talk about women's health, are they

"That was on purpose" a good response to military action.

"My friend" is the key rhetorical flourish here. Did he call Palin "hon"?

$800b of savings from not fighting a war for the next decade a bit specious

"I want my gym spotter home"

put it in a lockbox

Ryan had a line there about problems abroad/jobs at home, and he totally stepped on it. Weeks of rehearsal shot.

i'd like to see a Biden vs. Obama debate

"Martha that's a bizarre statement"

I'm putting us leaving Afghanistan in my calendar right now. Just because, well, you know.

Ryan's starting to unravel a bit, can't get his prepared lines out w/o jumbling them up.XP

$800b of savings from not fighting a war for the next decade a bit specious

― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago)

silby, tough on both sides