The Biden v. Ryan Debate Thread

"i would thank the hero for his service, and then i would tell him well the president totally sucks so"

"Obama only knows how to attack our side. Now listen to me bash everything he has done."

xpost You're going to miss out when the big twist is revealed.

It turns out we've all been dead the whole time.

Did both assholes live through this?

Hey, welcome to the party, pal.

Dumb question

wtf how is there another closing question

Closing arguments from Morbs.

there was already a closing question

What would you do for America AS A MAN?

Closing argument do-over.

Paul Ryan didn't bite out Biden's jugular if that's what you mean Doc

as a MAN

lord but ryan seemed so petulant through this whole thing

not sure the former Senator from MBNA wants to allude to credit cards...

preparing for the inevitable mention of the 11 inch penis

i will bring my manly 11 inch penis to america

"my friend"

My wife just got home, caught just a couple minutes on the radio and declared "man, Biden is sucking!" I had to tell her he was actually pretty good.

Joe taking it personal, knocking it out

you can tell biden had a really great and dirty answer to that question that they wouldn't let him give

xp haha ZS!

So glad Ryan has repeatedly pointed out how Republicans only want to work with Democrats, who have just been meanies to them the past few years.

has Biden done Gridiron?

Ryan to America: "vote for me in 2016"

So glad Ryan has repeatedly pointed out how Republicans only want to work with Democrats, who have just been meanies to them the past few years.

i wish Biden would attack directly on this point ... and righty whining about "meanie Democrats" would be laughable if these people didn't really believe this.

what a douuuuuche!

yes he has selfxp

what a limp fucking closing statement

So what else are people saying on twitter

lord but ryan seemed so petulant through this whole thing

This. So smarmy.

ryan is the guy who leaves the party first, and immediately after he leaves someone opens a bottle of whiskey and shit gets crazy fun

Eddie Munster/Eddie Haskell

Joe opens that bottle of whiskey

So what else are people saying on twitter

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Republicans complaining about how the moderator was a big ol meany and Biden was being just cruel. So Biden won basically.

i wonder if obama will be at this second presidential debate i keep hearing about

Chris Matthews called it for Biden

My wife just noticed that all the women on stage have the same hemline.

God Is Real ‏@grifteezy
for closing arguments biden procures a pair of paul ryan's mother's panties and staple-guns them to the debate set like a hunting trophy

David Brooks calls it for Biden, election over.

possible Onion headline: Obama seriously considers putting Biden in blackface for second presidential debate

Z S I'm not watching that one, I'll just read the thread the next day

I thought Raddatz was good in this.

I find the part at the end of the debate when the candidates' families come forward to embrace them to be so creepy

She was, all debate mods should be like that

All debate mods should embrace the candidates' families.

Watching BBC and argh Katty Kay go work for Fox like the other bitey blondes OK?

i think debate mods should receive the token sacrifice of a candidate's child, to be devoured onstage before the main event

fuck, i just want to see lehrer bite into the longpork you know has been denied to him

Predictably, Matthew Dowd sez Biden did as well as Cheney against Edwards in 2004: stopped the bleeding, energized The Base, and so on, blah.

Must be true, then.