if you could push a button and become bob marley, would you?-bob marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
what about if you could push a button and the button ceased to exist?
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
"people who have suffered losses which they feel they cannot bear"
this is interesting, because the statement isn't connected to whether the person can or cannot bear the loss, but rather their perception of their ability to bear the loss and how that perception becomes reality
it is particularly interesting in the context of our current round of political theater, where the demeanor of our candidates appears to be more important than the positions they take; you could use both to extrapolate an argument that questions the actual existence of "facts"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
An Unfortunate Dualist
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKbpjw3_EZM
― Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
aero very much otm 8 million posts back on this freight train of a thread
― Old Lunch, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
what if to the world it looked like you ceased to exist, but to you it looked like the rest of the world ceased and you're in the void, alone with only your own thoughts?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
well - the concept of being able to bear something is entirely subjective. strictly speaking, anybody can bear anything that won't literally kill them. the question is whether the thing in question makes that person's life feel as though it is not worth living.
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
and you're in the void, alone with only your own thoughts?
This reminds me of Borges' desert 'labyrinth'.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
on a daily basis, American society makes me feel like life isn't worth living; however, because I am an egotistical, contrary bastard, this just makes me want to live forever so I can continue to sneer at it
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ posts by people who have figured out how to live imo
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
How many of you would want a button that lets you nap instantly? because you'd just need to put some duct tape over that button...
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck DJP I just noticed your display name and it has literally improved my will to live, thank you
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I'm not leaving this world without shitting on a few dozen more people
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
most of my worldview is a strange mishmash of "Do not go gentle into that good night", "Fight" by The Cure and "Kerosene" by Big Black, with occasional dashes of "I Wanna Fuck You in the Ass" by The Outhere Brothers
no fucking way am I touching that button
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
because I am an egotistical, contrary bastard, this just makes me want to live forever so I can continue to sneer at it
This is my rearguard answer to the Camus question
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
djp otm - cf: goole spraying the faces of those he loves
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
also i misread alfred's comment as 'shitting OUT a few more dozen people' lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
I Want To Spray You In The Face
― 乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm merely hoping that button consists of an inadvertant OD of morphine when I'm 92 or whatever.
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
can i ask to have something clarified about the button?
"and no emotional or financial or other repercussions to the people around you." -- how precisely is this magic effected?
is it numbness? all others who have any relation to you at all register your sudden disappearance but find they just don't feel anything one way or another (this seems tyrannical and monstrous to me btw)
is it forgetting? their minds and institutional records are wiped, any debts are written off as an accounting mistake, memories of you come up blank, etc. you become a hole, but one so complete there's no pain to be felt.
is it rewriting history? ie the "it's a wonderful life" option. the clock is rewound. i suppose this is the most attractive option if you want to hit it.
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
haha i was just trying to fuck with dog latin's un-trolly rosy option, i don't want bits of me anywhere thx
tho i have joked that when i die i want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled in the food of people i didn't like.
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
(the unspoken, disappointed egotistical optimist component of my cynicism is the not-so-hidden hope that some day my sneering will cause society not to suck so much)
i suppose this is the most attractive option if you want to hit it.
and it's off to the out of context thread we go
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
basically I won't push any button ending my life unless I can push a button that keeps Alicia Keys from singing another note.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
everyone you knew is instantly granted religious certainty that you are with God. they all become believers of the hardest core and are glad that you have gone home. several of them become priests
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
very powerful button, this button
don't hit that button man! do not want!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
goole flakes!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
would now be a bad time to reveal that I have been mentally replacing the word "button" with "clitoris" as I read this thread
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
loooooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
aero i already expect my death to send several into a nunnery, you're not telling me anything here
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
i've been saying "in bed" the whole time too
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
no, but it would be a better time to admit that "anus" was also in play HELL YES DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://catholic-magazine.excerptsofinri.com/images/nuns.jpg
sisters of the blessed goole (rip)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
if you could push my nuts and simply caused Alicia Keys to disappear, I will make waffles and mimosas for you the rest of our lives until you push another button and make me disappear
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
you know what, as long as we're talking about the magisterium here: what if everyone is granted the righteous satisfaction that you are in hell? (this is what is supposed to happen now afaik)
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
if you could push a button into my anus I would sing like Morten Harket.
when I'm hungry I eat
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
thread delivers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
thread pushes buttons
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
thread delivers buttons to your asshole?
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
thread sprays u face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Three_holes_buttons.jpg/200px-Three_holes_buttons.jpg
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VepYa.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
thread feels like a Douglas Adams book.
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
thread feels like Friday before happy hour
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Suppose that heaven and hell are real and they're as good and bad, respectively, as you can possibly imagine. Every soul gets sent to one or the other forever. You can't be certain where you're going. The religions all have conflicting opinions about what the criteria are. Do you push the button opting for total non-existence instead?
― jim, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
what? hell no, my ass is going to heaven
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
i kinda vaguely remember an old sim game where you build heaven and hell and sent souls to either one? any ideas what game this was?
― Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link