If you could push a button and simply cease to exist, would you press it?

i've been saying "in bed" the whole time too

would now be a bad time to reveal that I have been mentally replacing the word "button" with "clitoris" as I read this thread

no, but it would be a better time to admit that "anus" was also in play HELL YES DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

http://catholic-magazine.excerptsofinri.com/images/nuns.jpg

sisters of the blessed goole (rip)

if you could push my nuts and simply caused Alicia Keys to disappear, I will make waffles and mimosas for you the rest of our lives until you push another button and make me disappear

everyone you knew is instantly granted religious certainty that you are with God. they all become believers of the hardest core and are glad that you have gone home. several of them become priests

you know what, as long as we're talking about the magisterium here: what if everyone is granted the righteous satisfaction that you are in hell? (this is what is supposed to happen now afaik)

if you could push a button into my anus I would sing like Morten Harket.

when I'm hungry I eat

thread delivers

thread pushes buttons

thread delivers buttons to your asshole?

thread sprays u face

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Three_holes_buttons.jpg/200px-Three_holes_buttons.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VepYa.jpg

thread feels like a Douglas Adams book.

thread feels like Friday before happy hour

^^^

Suppose that heaven and hell are real and they're as good and bad, respectively, as you can possibly imagine. Every soul gets sent to one or the other forever. You can't be certain where you're going. The religions all have conflicting opinions about what the criteria are. Do you push the button opting for total non-existence instead?

what? hell no, my ass is going to heaven

i kinda vaguely remember an old sim game where you build heaven and hell and sent souls to either one? any ideas what game this was?

xpost but only your ass, djp

i think this might be it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_and_Hell_(video_game)

I mean, any hypothetical that starts with "assume heaven and hell are real" is going to end with "DJP is going to heaven" regardless of the intervening scenario

xpost but only your ass, djp

I am fine with that

:D

nm, that's not it xxp

woo, this was it: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/61/AfterlifeScreenshot.png/220px-AfterlifeScreenshot.png

to answer the original q : no. absolutely not.

and that's despite (or is that in spite of), the evilness of the last 18 months of my life.

I salute you, good sir

^^^

wish I could send you a gin and tonic, mark e

would not push button just based on family responsibilities and stuff. and basketball.

poorly phrased. Due to family responsibilities and stuff, I would not press said button.

but mostly basketball

here, this should push you towards that button:

ABC's developing a comedy starring Michael Bolton

Alicia Keys to co-star?

ABC's developing a comedy starring Michael Bolton

it actually says this on the actual button

haha

wnp. some sad s.o.b.s on this board.

the bolton button would be a better show

I salute you, good sir

firmest co-sign for this.

these lines from Alan Moore's Miracleman popped into my head when considering the original poser

See, I ain't inta gettin' BURNED. HELL no. Am inta burnin'.

not that I do much true burnin' these days, but it's v difficult for me to think that I'd ever *voluntarily* choose to be scrubbed from existence.

would now be a bad time to reveal that I have been mentally replacing the word "button" with "clitoris" as I read this thread

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, October 12, 2012 3:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vast nothingness of space and time....in my vagina?

it's more likely than you think

he can't he won't he don't stop

i kinda vaguely remember an old sim game where you build heaven and hell and sent souls to either one? any ideas what game this was?

Played the shit out of this game btw. So far from pushing the button that the argument for it is kind of incomprehensible for me.

No offense intended for those that feel that way, I just think that it's prob impossible to have much of a discussion because I imagine that our basic precepts are so far apart tht there's no way to have a meaningful conversation about this.

thread as a whole pretty much bears this out, lol

I feel like there's a part of drunkenness where I feel close to not existing, but it's about a quarter-step from projectile vomiting

push button too hard, vomit comes out

Edgy staples commercial

irl lols

would push bolton

there's two boltons, john and michael -- which do you punch?