ILE rolling non-slam Tennis thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Gtq-TaX1Y

how she actually won this tournament is beyond me, given that her semifinal against arvidsson (!) was probably the worst match i've ever seen.

hideous outfit, too:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/121019022329-caroline-wozniacki-epa298-story-body.jpg

She looks like an upside-down cupcake.

Stosur is now 3-12 in career finals.

I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a Stosur fanatic given how many winnable matches she chucks away. I mean, it almost makes me glad that I choose to split my affections between Kvitova and Li who are only morons sometimes.

Also the skirt = Neapolitan ice-cream. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

Yay Venus

Now is a good time to retire btw

kmt Tsonga

serving at *4-5 in the third, you've just saved two MPs like a boss with big serves, and then what do you do? why a FH of stupidity into the tramlines and then a DF on MP, of course

Petra's gonna go 0-3 y'all

I think her fists might actually be made of ham

Margarita Gasparyan

Master of the duduk! Right, I'm going to look out for this one.

I took another look at Petra's group and I think lex is OTM

when Petra loses to Errani, I will lol and cheer

Good opening set - Serena opened in shock'n'awe mode, Kerber clawed her way back in, then it was pretty level until Serena broke for the match

Ben Rothenberg ‏@BenRothenberg
Sign in Istanbul: "Serena the Best...since Steffi." Always nice to keep players grounded in historical context with your signs, I guess...

:D

lol I just looked at the score, what happened in the second set of Williams-Kerber? Did Serena go "oh FUCK NO" and hulk out or did Kerber fall apart/get unlucky for a very long stretch of time?

there was an amazing game at 1-1 where Kerber went all out on Serena's serve but missed two of her trademark FH DTLs on crucial deuce points (both would have been winners), then she subsided (kept persisting with stupid dropshots). Serena was pretty impenetrable throughout the match - her defence really helped Kerber miss those FHs and continued to be so right until she nearly got broken to love serving for it (but came back to win the game).

shot of the year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2v7e1_sOyE&list=FLDyFht6g9fJa0451t3HYWOw&index=1&feature=plpp_video

wow, that tiebreak was insane. kerber wins 13-11!

lol Petra withdrew? and Stosur took her place?

bring on the 0-3

WHY DID I MISS THAT SET

Tuned in just in time to see Vika being her usual classy self

Insane point from Dimitrov in that video btw

lulz and in Basel, Bellucci has just taken Federer to a third set

kerber is serving so well under pressure

yessssssss that epic hold. one game away

this Wozniacki advert over and over again when the girl isn't even here ;_;

I think you meant "lol"

LOLOLOLOLOL @ Azarenka's petulance

xp tears of laughter!

NOOOOOOO that dropshot nooooo

Martina Navratilova ‏@Martina
Watching Kerber- Azarenka , Vika needs 2control her emotions better, though racquet throwing control is very good- she doesn't break them:)

INSANE from Kerber - that BH dropshot on the run, perfectly controlled, and then that cool-headed pass. Way to bounce back from the missed MPs. I love her

well that TB was a bloody anticlimax

I really hate Azarenka, you know

When was the last time there was an epic big stage match between a player I love and a player I hate where the one I was supporting won? Has it EVER happened in my entire life?

Woke up, watched a bit of Radwanska/Sharapova, left for work at 4-2... yes. Still, if she beat Sharapova, she'd only get Azarenka in the SF anyway, so eh, might as well have tanked after winning a set.

Wow that's not even close to correct is it.

I was gonna go to bed after the second set but somehow caught the end anyway. Whatevia. Six matches played so far and in all six the player I was supporting lost.

I guess at least Serena can claw one back for me today, though it's been a sad year when 99% of the enjoyment I've gleaned from women's tennis has been "player I dislike whomps player I dislike even more"

Yeah I was about to say, cancel this, everything's wrong. Serena, please destroy Azarenka. Li, er, please make the semis so I have someone I like in there?

WHATTTTTT

http://5minutes.rtl.lu/fr/actualite/luxembourg/335483.html

Claudine Schaul, who reached the top 50 and won Strasbourg (bagelling Davenport in the final) back in...2004, I think, has just got 20 months in jail for TRAFFICKING COCAINE :o :o :o

Lots of epic matches in this tournament, huh. Errani won a 14-minute game to hold for a 7-6, 5-4 lead...and then lost 12 straight points :o

Elsewhere, Stosur won five total points in the first set against Ma$ha. May she never come close to the YEC ever again.

ESPN.com was listing the score of that match as 6-0, 6-3 Stosur up until at least two hours ago

Can't believe I'm now rooting for Serena. Obviously I still heart Radwanska, but only Serena can prevent Azarenka winning. Also her beating down Sharapova in the final like 6-0 6-0 (oh yes, this could happen) would be HILARIOUS.

everyone should root for Serena, because she's amazing

HOT DOG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVr09t3ZzgA

Always enjoyable watching Maria indoors. Think she could take out Vika this time. Only issue is the mental block on the returns.

Li was so stupid against Azarenka yesterday.

Gotta think Azarenka will be tired after finishing late last night, but Azarenka's just handled Maria so easily off clay this year.

After that match that lasted 90 years last night A-Rad will be lucky to win games off Serena. I can't watch the SF or F this weekend and I'm not really sad.

Yessss. I mean, the final is a pointless formality, but for her career narrative wins over Azarenka are important. Should've won that US Open thing as well.

15498 spectators, a bit more than in Qatar if I remember correctly.

Haha just a bit more than in Qatar. Stupid of them to be moving after next year, Istanbul's been such a success.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/tennis/tennis-star-bernard-tomic-under-police-investigation-after-a-surfers-paradise-brawl/story-fnddkxkr-1226505623777?sv=a7e4c039eb80e3c2fc1000698e6e7750#.UI51oOgqV-c.twitter

^^^aahahahahahahahahahaha @ everything

"IF only he fought so long and so hard on the court"

"He reminded police of "who he was" and accused them of running a hate campaign against him after his Australia Day run-in this year.

Police sources said Tomic appeared to be agitated."

wimbledon, 2 olympic golds, us open, yec, that'll do me just fine, thanks serena