posts that hint at the poster's rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

Giggling like crazy at stephen garza's nips/schlong post.

I've actually never used coke, but I have used several closely-related drugs. Stimulants of any kind do nothing for me. I doubt I could even get high on cocaine.

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heh

he doesn't even HAVE a tv

hahaha what was that dom thread that was like this about drugs

plenty of drugs i like, but cocaine isn't one of them

ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

I've actually never used coke

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plenty of drugs i like, but cocaine isn't one of them

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:42 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The emphasis of this thread upon sex as the sole measure of a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life seems to confirm the worst claims of sociobiology.

― Aimless, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol.

i drink so much soda-- probably 8-10 cans a week :(

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:17 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 31, 2008 12:42 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

: O

ty omar

I knew someone would point out my seemingly condradictory posts re: cocaine. But my sitch is analogous to large doses of dilauded or morphine having no effect on me, and thus being fairly sure i wouldn't like heroin either.

ive met some people who are unaffected by the drug theyre on before

Technically your posts weren't contradictory. Cocaine not being a drug you like != cocaine being a drug you dislike. But yeah, it doesn't come across well, really.

What I meant was that i've used drugs that are pharmacologically closely related to cocaine and didn't like them. That plus I've known ppl who died from overdosing on it, so i don't like it.

i thought you couldnt get high on it

I couldn't get high on the related stimulants, so probably couldn't on cocaine either. It's like how about 6% of the population lack the opioid receptor that would enable them to get high on heroin or morphine.

could you not get high on them or did you not like them

we are the 94%

I not only couldn't get high on them, but (in large doses) they made my heart beat fast and sent my blood pressure through the roof. So i both couldn't get high on them and didn't like them.

what were the drugs

reminder: this thread is for posts that give you a twinge of jealousy about the lives and adventures of other posters.

ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

― sug ones (omar little), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:42 PM (18 minutes ago)

threads that needed to be locked

xxp the names are escaping me now - this was a long time ago

i do remember though that ppl who had used both cocaine and the drug i used said they got nearly the same high from the one(s) i'd used

http://i.imgur.com/bQ39Q.jpg

i did ecstasy w/a friend once and she was like this is not working at all, and i was like o rly, and she was all yeah because of the depression medication im on, and i was like are you sure maybe it just hasnt kicked in yet, and she was like yeah ive tried it like 15 times, lol

I have hipsters make my coffee.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, January 27, 2008 6:27 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ditto to house is CLEAN
hiking Machu Picchu next month
epic fish tacos lunch with 69 yesterday!

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually shasta has a ton of these for me. slocki too.

fish tacos... 69

lol

E i've done, but in my parts there are so many pills sold as ecstasy that are really something else (i.e. MDE or some mixture of drugs) that i attribute many adverse or nonreactions to bogus pills that aren't MDMA. Unlike, say, weed, you can't really tell what you're looking at when you look at a pill.

Four boys from the South rolled up out the Holland Tunnel on a Saturday afternoon blasting Immigrant Song out the open windows of the car and proceeded to kill 23 cans of PBR out of a cooler with barely any ice in it on the Upper West Side and then busted loose on the subways with straws and paper bags getting boozed up ghetto stylee and then found themselves at The Magician surrounded by hot young ladies and well you know what goes on at the Magician, people get horribly drunk and then wander off to strip clubs where nobody pays much attention to the strippers and Luke didn't actually throw up after like two triple shots of Jagermeister and Anthony got interviewed by the NY Times and we pushed this table around and then Luke bought a 40 and lurched into the bar with it while a burning cigarette was still dangling from his mouth and the doorman didn't say a thing but the bartender did and then there was like I dunno more drunkenness or something and confusion regarding how to open the locks on some doors and some people ended up sleeping amongst fancy office cubicles and dude like WTF next day the sheets are covered in BBQ sauce and everybody is exhausted so we sat around and drank all the rest of the beer and smoked a grip of cigarettes and VH1 Classic was playing the best shit ever again and like it took us six hours to get home because sometimes after you have a really amazing 24 hour once-in-a-lifetime experience (this is not my beautiful house!!) you just get jacked right in the ass with traffic and bad weather to remind you that you are actually not a team of superheroes but damn if we didn't come close.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, August 10, 2003 11:13 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i'm so far off that soda pace now, thank god

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

about 3 months

not my finest moment really but not my un-finest either so we'll call it a draw

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

what in the living fuck

posts that hint at the poster's having had all the mountain dews

drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke

i can easily do 10 diet cokes in a day

2006 NFL Draft Thread

I can drink a couple pitchers of iced tea in a day, easy

2006 NFL Draft Thread

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think it's possible to write a post that long and have any time left for a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

i can't find it but that one time cat power was being discussed and dan bunnybrain posted a photo of himself with chan where they were clowning around with a sesame street puppet like they were bros and it was a casual just hanging out photo....i felt a need to reprioritize my life that day.

Back when I was driving a forklift in an auto parts warehouse I used to drink a one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew pretty much every morning Monday through Saturday. Of course, now I have diabetes. (Not joking.)

It was me (a dude) and two gals 14
It was me (a gal) and another gal and a dude 5
It was me (a dude) and a dude and a gal 4
It was me (a dude) and two other dudes 4
It was me (a gal) and two dudes 1
It was me (a gal) and two other gals 0
Tranny option 0

http://a.yfrog.com/img830/6228/ow4m.jpg

Kicked it with them for a couple hours. coolest, friendliest most hilarious dudes. Fucking Awesome.

Golf Wang.

― #.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, August 28, 2010 1:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To be honest, though I'm sure it's financially hair-raising, Scott Seward's life of listening to/selling cool records and reading/selling amazing books while having a cool wife and cool kids seems pretty enviable.

Jimmy the Mod's 2006 draft story is all-time. BOW DOWN.

"Fun-packed" doesn't fill me with envy. I mean, some people are control freaks and enjoy working. If someone's a doctor or minister or counselor, that isn't exactly fun, but it's probably rewarding. What good are you doing for others if you spend all your time climbing mountains and horseback riding (unless you are a veterinarian or horse trainer)?

Did all that for years, it's called "vacation" or "exercise". Maybe some people need better jobs.

doing good for others mad overrated imo

hardly a minority opinion, j

otm, fuckem, they're never grateful enough

I mean, if you do "good" in your day job, you shouldn't make a big deal out of it. Not that it stops my brother from thinking he is god's gift to capitalism like this is some great moral achievement....

Did all that for years, it's called "vacation" or "exercise". Maybe some people need better jobs.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Dannon's Yogurt DUMPLINGS! and Pam Poo (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 1 November 2012

mount cleaners otm, jj typical

i don't get what's bad abt flopson's post

I think it's that he got to travel.

idk sometimes ppl go to other places

how dare they DANGLE it in front of us

i go to rite aid every damn day but you dont see me swinging my big dick around about it

reminds me of this convo: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2978515&boardid=77&threadid=78581

no one should talk abt anything ever except how pitchfork is racist

as a racist pitchfork writer, flag post

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

your display name should though

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2),

Oh, this thread is for dissing others, not appreciating their cool stuff, my bad

when i lived in an unheated warehouse space are the bathroom was really far away so i bought a 2 gallon deer park water thing, emptied it out, and then peed in it all winter.

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012

._.

buzza u have a weird definition of fun-packed

that's not a lot of pee for an entire winter

it'd be cool to see your neighbor emptying a piss jug every day, all winter long

frozen yellow slick in the car park

"fun-packed" AND "cool" need some remedial help itt

i don't like this game anymore *cries*

I'm subscribing now that things are finally picking up

that might not be the last time, actually, because one time at an ex-girlfriend's birthday party in nyc someone gave me some drug (they said it was speed but i have my doubts) and i had full-on hallucinations on the dancefloor while destiny's child's "bugaboo" was playing.

― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 8 December 2012 11:36 (4 minutes ago)

there was nothing rich or fun-packed or fulfilling about that episode.

it was outside of ilx though, right?

i couldnt find this thread yesterday but was going to post abt my day yesterday of sitting poolside @ my friends parents house listening to her aloud reading the red badge of courage

-_-so fkn sorry everyone, my girlfriend went thru this thread and pointed out all the ways i've been bad & racist. I am subjecting myself to some good old fashioned anal discipline forthwith
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, December 14, 2016 2:01 PM (yesterday)

chute tyte