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not my finest moment really but not my un-finest either so we'll call it a draw

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

what in the living fuck

posts that hint at the poster's having had all the mountain dews

drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke

i can easily do 10 diet cokes in a day

2006 NFL Draft Thread

I can drink a couple pitchers of iced tea in a day, easy

2006 NFL Draft Thread

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think it's possible to write a post that long and have any time left for a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

i can't find it but that one time cat power was being discussed and dan bunnybrain posted a photo of himself with chan where they were clowning around with a sesame street puppet like they were bros and it was a casual just hanging out photo....i felt a need to reprioritize my life that day.

Back when I was driving a forklift in an auto parts warehouse I used to drink a one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew pretty much every morning Monday through Saturday. Of course, now I have diabetes. (Not joking.)

It was me (a dude) and two gals 14
It was me (a gal) and another gal and a dude 5
It was me (a dude) and a dude and a gal 4
It was me (a dude) and two other dudes 4
It was me (a gal) and two dudes 1
It was me (a gal) and two other gals 0
Tranny option 0

http://a.yfrog.com/img830/6228/ow4m.jpg

Kicked it with them for a couple hours. coolest, friendliest most hilarious dudes. Fucking Awesome.

Golf Wang.

― #.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, August 28, 2010 1:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To be honest, though I'm sure it's financially hair-raising, Scott Seward's life of listening to/selling cool records and reading/selling amazing books while having a cool wife and cool kids seems pretty enviable.

Jimmy the Mod's 2006 draft story is all-time. BOW DOWN.

To be honest, though I'm sure it's financially hair-raising, Scott Seward's life of listening to/selling cool records and reading/selling amazing books while having a cool wife and cool kids seems pretty enviable.

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 3:24 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM! scott's life is continually inspiring to me.

^^

honestly, a photo with "parents! and children!" will beat any anecdote of "hay I met a famous teenager"

Call All Destroyer and Jeff seem to enjoy very fine whiskeys and beers (respectively)

10 diet cokes is a gallon of diet coke fyi

i remember being 11 and having to pelt the john with biscuits but my mom fucking had the sliding glass door shut so I couldn't get in and I dropped a turd right in my pants that was long and slender, like a sausage....

Also just narrowly avoided this last year, but it was still pretty embarassing. had a theatre rehearsal in a hot warehouse and made the mistake of eating greasy Chicken Fries from BK 5 mins prior. My stomach started bubbling and I had to start crumping to avoid releasing my bowels all over the floor.

This warehouse had a bathroom but well it wasn't used very often. I realized that trying to hold it wouldn't work so I finally ran in there and took a humongous shit. fortunately there was toilet paper in there.

but imagine the look of horror on my face when I flushed the toilet and it only made a wee little sound and still retained all of the rancid feces. and did so after a second flush.

Oh and it was a photo shoot that day for the play. Meaning the girls needed to use said bathroom. At the time, my g/f and I had been dating like 2 months. Leaving behind Shaqbombs in the toilet where she'd be changing would have been an instant breakup.

It also took a while to wipe so every 5 minutes the girls in the cast were knocking to taunt me and asked if I was masturbating in there. I started saying I was because that was a preferable alternative.

But after the third flush, teh shit went down the hole. Thank God. The scent may have lingered but my g/f didn't say anything.

― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind)

pelt the john with biscuits

obscure Camper Van Beethoven b-side?

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind)

get better at foreplay

pelt the john with biscuits

obscure Camper Van Beethoven b-side?

ogle has one o

also it's pronounced like it, despite what every disgusting savage you meet believes

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http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_121.html

i am not descriptivist on this single issue, we have to draw the line somewhere or our civilization collapses

should have been an option for oh-gle

haha @ "I have no word for this activity."

looking at the maps this doesn't appear to be a regional thing at all. it's just that a lot of people are wrong.

oogleplex: mutliscreen porn cinema

none of those maps show any regional diffs

well, except for the weirdos calling milkshakes a "cabinet"

you obv did not see the whippin shitties map

other than people between the west coast and the missouri not talking

xp

scattlelogical grind

i live in a nice apartment in the most expensive city in america, ymmv
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, July 9, 2012 4:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw i applaud the restraint of ilx to not post chaki's "hot chick in my bed" post nor orbit's "contract that can make your dick shrivel" post ironically, altho both of these posts were definitely lurking in the back of my mind when making this thread.

this is kinda gabbneb w/ his 'um i've skied there' thing anytime someone questioned his thorough knowledge of some region of america right?

skied there with his heigl-lohan girl.

yes exactly. basically i'm in awe of people who post here and seem to also ski or hike or have active dating and social lives. not in a lol dorks way, but a genuine "wow you have a real life AND a internet life" way. i associate the internet with hard times. when social and sexual and urge for physical activity lives are going well for me i view the internet as an embarrassing relic of sadness. no offense though! lurker since '02. much hard times.

oh and ballz and estela are two of my favorite posters ever so i'm vv honored that yr here. love u guise

hey, slam dunk. I guess it should be a slam dunk, but who are you?

lurker since '02, much hard times iirc

braggin

braggin: i have good times and bad times. last year around this time was not a good time in my life. but i wouldn't trade places with anyone. case in point: last night i went to a birthday party in easthampton and i was surrounded by friends and creative people who i really like to be with. it felt great. i ended up sitting around a fire pit in the backyard talking about zombies and the end of the world with a guy who helped start the onion paper and site, a local used book dealer i like, and my favorite member of the band pussy galore (not the blues dude). and i remember where i was and what i was doing 3 years ago on marthas vineyard and i cringe and i thank the zombie gods that i got out of a bad situation and put myself into a better one. i ate cherry pie three days in a row this week for lunch and i am alive and i love my kids and maria so much i could die. but it took me 44 years to get there. and i still have really bad weeks. but it doesn't matter because the trees are so fucking beautiful around here.

^^

love that, scott