why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

He "won't let her" is so fucking controlling. How about "a real man will offer to help"...?

a real man will mansplain...

'Mansplain' should be thrown under the bus.

a real man will let her...out of the basement on Saturdays

a real men

Annie is always in the back of my mind somewhere when I see Tim Curry

yeeeeees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u28bo1sZiyk

http://www.agentlover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2011/04/tim-curry-legend.jpg

Worst Witch FWIW

just found the motherload of crap macros https://www.facebook.com/pages/99-Ice-Cream/76377361333

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=356054444489015&set=a.354518034642656.82554.294312277329899&type=1&ref=nf

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224423_356054444489015_1062197625_n.jpg

Hate that motherfuckin guy.

what i hate about those kind of macros is they're always telling you how to live your life in a kind of "Hey asshole, what you doing sitting at your work desk reading Facebook on your lunchbreak? You should be out there white water rafting and saving endangered animals and shit ~Paul McCartney"

Paul "Total" Coelho

It's totally fucking Rocky Horror but that is dumb and weird. Darkness from Legend is a good one too though. Also, I love Tim Curry.

well if I had already written a bunch of hit songs and bestselling books and had royalties pouring in I'd probably feel pretty free to do what I want to now too

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523037_10151140341102825_135500587_n.jpg

The Brazilian Alain de Botton

"i eat cannibals, it's incredible" - paul coelho

still so mad I tried reading an alain de botton book, thanks for the warning about this coelho dude

<3 you xp

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306590_461158070593530_1104875597_n.jpg

i just woke up so my brain is not at 100% operating power yet but i don't understand this one; share if you're harboring a serial killer?

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

Took me a second though and I've been up for 5 hours.

people should have more confidence in their crime planning skills

one day, when i finally want to go to prison, i'm gonna kill that motherfucker who is stopping me

^^ otm

many xposts to clouds: you are full of WIN, that was awesome

"I'm okay with going to prison. I just haven't found the right power-drill yet."

Paul "Total" Coelho

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I only discovered last week that Toto Coelo were called Total Coelo in the States. Not entirely convinced that anyone would have mistaken them for a Toto side project, but still...

ha yes phil d made the joke first xps

Yours is miles better.

- Bob Marley

grazie

Whoever repost from effin George Takei, really.

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i had touble working this one out myself. i thought it was some kind of stressed parent thing; "i'm only feeding you because child neglect is illegal"

how have i lived in the US for 6 years without learning that toto coelo were renamed total coelo here???

No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.

― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah! i see it now

still, geez

its probably a good thing that you had trouble w/ it

Contiki 2: The Revenge

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524899_10151086391688531_115997984_n.jpg

...eat chips WITH GRAVY

Yep, you need to spend far more time than that eating chips. C'mon guys, your chip-eating potential is not being met here.

hahaha really living

anyway they're talking about living

I'm more interested in L-I-V-I-N

I have spent WAY more than 52 hours eating chips. I mean ffs.

emil.y otm

like, it really does sound like its gently urging you to eat more chips

malt vinegar chips
chips & gravy
chips & curry
fish & chips
chips & garlic aioli/mayo
chips & poutiiiineeeee ie poutine

in american that sounds like it's telling you to start eating fries instead of boring old chips