I guess at least Serena can claw one back for me today, though it's been a sad year when 99% of the enjoyment I've gleaned from women's tennis has been "player I dislike whomps player I dislike even more"
― lex pretend, Thursday, 25 October 2012 07:49 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I was about to say, cancel this, everything's wrong. Serena, please destroy Azarenka. Li, er, please make the semis so I have someone I like in there?
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Thursday, 25 October 2012 08:56 (eleven years ago) link
WHATTTTTT
http://5minutes.rtl.lu/fr/actualite/luxembourg/335483.html
Claudine Schaul, who reached the top 50 and won Strasbourg (bagelling Davenport in the final) back in...2004, I think, has just got 20 months in jail for TRAFFICKING COCAINE :o :o :o
― lex pretend, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
Lots of epic matches in this tournament, huh. Errani won a 14-minute game to hold for a 7-6, 5-4 lead...and then lost 12 straight points :o
― lex pretend, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
Elsewhere, Stosur won five total points in the first set against Ma$ha. May she never come close to the YEC ever again.
― lex pretend, Friday, 26 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
ESPN.com was listing the score of that match as 6-0, 6-3 Stosur up until at least two hours ago
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
Can't believe I'm now rooting for Serena. Obviously I still heart Radwanska, but only Serena can prevent Azarenka winning. Also her beating down Sharapova in the final like 6-0 6-0 (oh yes, this could happen) would be HILARIOUS.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
everyone should root for Serena, because she's amazing
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
HOT DOG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVr09t3ZzgA
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
Always enjoyable watching Maria indoors. Think she could take out Vika this time. Only issue is the mental block on the returns.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Li was so stupid against Azarenka yesterday.
Gotta think Azarenka will be tired after finishing late last night, but Azarenka's just handled Maria so easily off clay this year.
After that match that lasted 90 years last night A-Rad will be lucky to win games off Serena. I can't watch the SF or F this weekend and I'm not really sad.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 27 October 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link
Yessss. I mean, the final is a pointless formality, but for her career narrative wins over Azarenka are important. Should've won that US Open thing as well.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 27 October 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
15498 spectators, a bit more than in Qatar if I remember correctly.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 27 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
Haha just a bit more than in Qatar. Stupid of them to be moving after next year, Istanbul's been such a success.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/tennis/tennis-star-bernard-tomic-under-police-investigation-after-a-surfers-paradise-brawl/story-fnddkxkr-1226505623777?sv=a7e4c039eb80e3c2fc1000698e6e7750#.UI51oOgqV-c.twitter
^^^aahahahahahahahahahaha @ everything
"IF only he fought so long and so hard on the court"
"He reminded police of "who he was" and accused them of running a hate campaign against him after his Australia Day run-in this year.
Police sources said Tomic appeared to be agitated."
― lex pretend, Monday, 29 October 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
wimbledon, 2 olympic golds, us open, yec, that'll do me just fine, thanks serena
― uberweiss, Monday, 29 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
how had I missed/forgotten about Tomic the Tank Engine
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck is up with this off-court netting at the Paris Masters? did someone lose an eye last year?
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't notice anything weird when I was watching earlier, though given that it was Paire vs Nishikori there was already enough to occupy me (Paire got a warning for trashing his racquet in the toilet after the first set - the official who went with him told on him; the match concluded when Paire stopped mid-rally on MP to challenge a ball that was inside the baseline. SO MUCH IDIOCY)
Really like the colour of the court in the WTA's YEC-for-losers in Sofia. Pironkova/Zheng was an epic match too.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
CoCo Vandeweghe @CoCoVandey
“@gossipgirl: BREAKING NEWS: There will not b a new Gossip Girl episode 2night because of HurricaneSandy. Stay safe, my loves!" Um excuse me
lol
― uberweiss, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
lulz Coco focus on what's really important
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
Meanwhile Tipsarevic has now retired from a match in:
- Every Slam- The Olympics- Davis Cup- Four out of nine Masters events
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 November 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
5 more to go!
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 2 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have total faith that he can do it!
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
maybe he'll get to eight and then retire from tennis altogether
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 2 November 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
Ahahahahahahaha his official excuse for retiring six points from the match this time was "sudden fatigue"
"SUDDEN FATIGUE"!!!!!!!!! Can I use this excuse for like everything henceforth
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
there might be something to this Janowicz fellow
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
big server
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Llodra gets a wildcard and now will be heading back into the top 50 (at least)
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 November 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
ugh, Llodracist revival :(
Maybe Ferrer can finally grab that elusive Masters title here.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 3 November 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link
That Paris SF line up is completely women's tennis, and I say that not to slight the players, just to point out that this is the sort of line-up you would expect to only see on the WTA.
Llodra has such a nice game, why does he have to be such a dick?
I actually put $5 on the Murray update. Bought myself a tablet with the winnings, so I won't complain too much.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 3 November 2012 10:10 (eleven years ago) link
Upset, rather.
Who's the lowest ranked player (not counting anyone who had been a high-ish player beforehand, if there any) to win a Masters series? Janowicz might soon be it.
Meanwhile, Petra if you lose to Jankovic we are through.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
(obviously I won't be watching that because I want to watch Woz/Pironkova to see if there's any evidence that Woz has been hobbled to let hometown girl through to the finals to lose to Nadezhda, or if they'll get really brazen and hobble Petrova too)
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
Both these women are playing as if a bomb will go off if either hit a forehand more than five miles an hour.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
Of course, Pironkova loses the first set on a DF. So I flick over and find Petra absolutely zoning. From 2-4 to 6-4 4-0. Jankovic's game is just so, so, so fugly and ineffective and Petra is doing some Quality Bashing.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 3 November 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
Janowicz the first qualifier to make a Masters 1000 final since Pavel in 2003. His game is absolutely amazing to watch- a ton of drop shots, huge serves, flat groundstrokes. A breath of fresh air for sure.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 November 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
Boom Ferrer
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Sunday, 4 November 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
So glad he got his Masters title. Sure he backed into it but he's way better than some of the players who bagged MS titles in the pre-Big Four era.
Also thrilled that Nadezhda THRASHED Woz in the Sofia final.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Ferrer gets a bad rap for no reason. Sure, under most circumstances he would have no chance against the Big Four except v Murray on clay, but that's true for pretty much everyone outside the top 10 and he's a lot more consistent than Berdych and Tsonga.
Petrova winning was NID - Wozniacki played atrociously against Pironkova. That first set is one of THE worst sets of tennis I've seen this year.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Why is Tsonga such an idiot :(
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
More idiocy.
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
RT @melanie_oudin RT @Cali_Betchh (O)ne(B)ig(A)ss(M)istake(A)merica
smh
Vandeweghe is a die-hard Repub too, in news that will shock no one
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
MOre tennis players are probably conservative than you'd think. Oudin doesn't surprise me at all. I mean, I'd be surprised if the Williamses voted Romney even if they are 5000 times more self-made than Oudin could ever claim to be (BELIEVE!).
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Thursday, 8 November 2012 08:11 (eleven years ago) link
(Yes, I have a list in my mind of who is a tory in the WTA but I won't dare.)
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Thursday, 8 November 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link
Does make it even easier to laugh at Oudin's tennis misadventures.
― abcfsk, Thursday, 8 November 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah didn't John Isner say on twitter he read Decision Points? smh
― Roz, Thursday, 8 November 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
Isner can read?
The Williamses have said they don't vote b/c they're Jehovah's Witnesses.
Binders full of 1R losses :D
Davenport was raised Republican but has definitely drifted left (or liberal at least) over the years, in '08 she voted for Obama. Navratilova of course spends 90% of her time on Twitter RTing leftwing newspaper articles. Petkovic says she wants to found a left-wing, youth-orientated party in Germany when she retires. I love her.
And a zing from a rising US junior on Facebook:
Sachia 'Minaj' VickeryJust letting everyone know that if Romney wins this election I will tweet and Facebook you when I'm picking corn from the cornfields, and chopping wood in Africa..... :))))
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
As for the British players, iirc Keothavong and Murray both vote Labour.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah the tournament happening this week, the Murray/Djokovic match yesterday was really great! Murray played as well as I've ever seen him play for 1.5 sets, then on the first BP he faced made the spectacularly ill-advised decision to S&V for the first time, and then collapsed after that. Would have been somewhat shameful except his near-comeback in the third set was really good.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
Problem with Petkovic is she'll hire a lot of lame guitar bands for her political rallies.
― abcfsk, Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
Or dubstep acts. Petko loves drops.
― sleep blapnea (edwardo), Saturday, 10 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link