― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost ...
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link
He'd still have to explain the "These characters are not, like, gay" interview, and I might hafta slap him. Repeatedly.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
where to start...we've already got this thread, and Heath Ledger (yuck btw...just...yuck), and I guess my Jimmy Fallon thread should count too. Maybe Adrian Brody?? James Spader?
xpost he pissed on someone's leg? What is that supposed to do?
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost)
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You're Welcome) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.lipglaws.com/jakeG.jpg
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.planetkilmer.com/pk_home_val.jpg
― Dan (Mystery Solved) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
http://socialitelife.com/images/santa.gif
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.socialitelife.com/video/Jarhead.mpg
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
My hairy asscrack theory is disproven!
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Ahh, James Spader, please. Except not from that detective movie w/ Keanu Reeves, which was...actually I can't remember anything about it, my grey cells have been wiped clean by the hands of time. Not so memorable, then.
― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link
Anyone know what his ethnic heritage is? We could deduce from that.
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Obviously though, yes, he removed all of it for Jarhead, which is just weak.
xpost hahaha satyr
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link
So.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:01 (two months ago) link
Watched Road House last night. JG is very good in it, but calling the movie tonally inconsistent would be very generous. And Conor McGregor looks like a CGI/motion capture gimmick.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:39 (two months ago) link
how does it compare to the original?
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:47 (two months ago) link
you could never replicate the brilliance of that part were Dalton jumps over the front porch of his house with that amazing ballet move. that whole original movie is just gold every minute until the credits roll.
― scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 14:53 (two months ago) link
I have a lot of thoughts, but basically this is an attempt to make a PG-13 Road House that the whole family can enjoy. The first one was about people who liked fucking, and punching each other. This one is about people who have never fucked, and only punch each other because they're forced into it. But hey, there's a precocious teen girl who says vaguely joke-like things to the protagonist.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:56 (two months ago) link
That sounds absolutely fucking awful
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:08 (two months ago) link
The trouble is, there's already a good variant on Roadhouse in theaters called Love Lies Bleeding.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 15:12 (two months ago) link
Rather!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:13 (two months ago) link
i think one key problem i have w/the idea of this film is Patrick Swayze was such an absolutely likable screen presence and JG is increasingly less so, and i feel like Roadhouse requires some kind of likable toughness, a kind of noble tough humility that PS was so good at.
― omar little, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:20 (two months ago) link
speak for yourself!
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:24 (two months ago) link
Yeah, Swayze was likable; Gyllenhaal is amiable. Two very different things.
Here's the difference between the two movies in a nutshell: in the original, Swayze wakes up and is doing naked tai chi and the female bartender from the roadhouse brings him breakfast and we see her blatantly ogling his naked ass. In this version, Gyllenhaal is awakened on the boat where he's living by the female bartender from the roadhouse; he's wearing boxer briefs and says, embarrassed, that he'll get dressed; she says, "Don't worry; I have brothers."
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link
I envy those boxer briefs.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:37 (two months ago) link