yeah, i posted it because it seemed so obvious. like i could come up with a much much better "Die Hard Dracula" than that description.
http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/live_free_or_die_hard.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
die hard dracula doesn't really even sound like a comedy.
― max, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahah german fried movie
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Taylor Negron is very funny
I can believe this part, though.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
I think I will probably be terribly sorry about this decision.
I'm not.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
I would always stare at the case of Identity Crisis at the video rental store and feel very unsettled.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link
When are we doing this? I think I Accidentally Domed Your Son will be first.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm out of town this weekend, so we'll have to work around that.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Bio-Dome should be there.
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
crazy talk! bio-dome is awesome
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
big momma's house
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Tonight,
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00013RBPS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
happens.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Liveblog.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
YEP.
Here, or on a new thread? HOW MANY "FLUFFY BEAR DOES THIS" THREADS DO IT TAKE TO BRAEK INTERNET?
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
so excited, you guys!
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
They play Domed on Starz in Black all the time, son.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
We're doing this tonight. Do we start a new thread?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
No.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Erstwhile former poster Helltime Producto has just toldme he's seen IADYS 1.75 times:
Basically I guess Kurupt had like $700 he needed to get rid of real quick so he and his friends whipped it together. It's painfully stupid and bad. It like goes around the "so bad it's good" to "so bad it's unbearable" cycle like 4 or 5 times over.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
John, it's not to late to back out.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM STRONG LIKE BULL.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
AND DUMB LIKE BOX OF ROCKS
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Minnesota pride.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
MOSTLY DRUNK.
xpost that too.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS I HOPE YOU HAVE DRINKS TO DRINK
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
We'll be starting early.
xpost John, of course I am implying myself as well.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, we'll be good and drunk before we even start watching it. Sort of like an innoculation of liquid stupidity to soften the blow.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
If you drink enough, you won't even remember it.
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
But you will have liveblogged about it, so your duty will be done.
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
We may not be live-blogging, but instead typing as we watch and posting in the morning. Our choice of local is still yet ot be decided.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I've tried watching IADYS at least three times, but with each attempt my brain goes numb and I have no memory of the experience.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
You guys need to post this to I Love Film!
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Also: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0266697/
Why is this man named Dick Fancy????
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Why ask why.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I hear Vincent Gallo's been trying to get him in one of his films.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
The Brown Bunny 2 starring Vincent Gallo and "Dick Fancy"
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is killing me
― Jordan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"I Accidentally Domed Your Son" just makes me think of unintentional blowjobs.
2x
The Brown Bunny 2: Fancy That
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Dick Fancy is the muffin guy from Seinfeld
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
BECAUSE DOG FANCY AND CAT FANCY WERE ALREADY TAKEN
― TOMBOT, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I feel pretty strongly about live-blogging this, if only in order to live-share-my-pain.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't want to force you guys to do anything, but liveblogging could be hysterical and awesome
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Guys, you're derailing the Dick Fancy thread.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm scared to google dick fancy
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cage.p.tripod.com/images/s_skyspirits.jpg
this is him^^^
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha fuckpants
http://www.quikcondoms.com/images/product/lifestyles/tuxedo.gif
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i cannot believe nobody has mentioned this: Written by Median Sedan
aka: Nissan.
― the table is the table, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha you know what those tux condoms were designed for, right?
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
MAGICAL CANDLELIGHT EVENINGS?
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.
"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."
They lost me at the end.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I think we're well past that at this point.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, so if there were such a thing...
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is AWESOME!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".
Such a modest boast!
What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 28 May 2022 07:19 (two years ago) link