I was planning to buy you one for xmas. :(
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
aw nicole. my nipples are not for public consumption. but thank you.
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
Public ... consumption?
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
the galloping consumption
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
nipples for some, miniature american flags for others
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Ryan's America.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i mean if you wanna dress like a bene gesserit witch that's on you man
This man is on fiyah lately. Happiness must agree w you.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
keep paul ryan's laws off my nipples
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't even clicked the links. Voted 7. Tits right out based on name alone.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
you have to see them.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm scared.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
It is imperative.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
they are amazing
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
you're not missing much unless you're into male models dressing up like swashbuckling space pirates as designed by a 15-year-old boy who's just discovered "zardoz" and bruce la bruce movies.
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
omg
I just laughed so hard I literally snorted and my cube person asked if I was OK.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
Tits out guy's face.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
the very definition of a moue that guy
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
by the way everyone i'm a medium or a large depending on the brand
Has there ever been a thread for the International Male catalog because there should be.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
SCI-FI & SODOMY
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
international male was some of my earliest pornography tbh
at least I know what the Zoolander comic book will look like now
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
INTERNATIONAL MALE
Of course we do.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason i got international male catalogs in high school
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
like actually addressed to me
i voted #2
― the late great, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
considering i normally dressed like an obese ex-member of the ramones i feel like their marketing department was on some sisyphus shit there
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
― ENBB, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah that facial expression clinched my vote
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason clicking on the International Male thread logged me out and i got ads at the top of the thread
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― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
We wouldn't blink if these were female models.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
xp: it's because ilxor.com and www.ilxor.com use different login cookies; change the URL to www.ilxor.com and you're logged back in
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
i think we'd probably blink at tits right out if it was a female model
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i would stare without blinking if these were female models
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
I look forward to our sci-fi future, where men can openly flaunt it (if they've got it). Its only fair.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
future is apparently now
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
some of these tops would pair nicely with penis pants
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
crotch-enhancing stillsuit with detachable butt panels
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Muad'Dong
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
These?
http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/08/HOTCHILD-300x424.jpg
(I don't get out of the house much)
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
now that you say that elmo, make these shirts yellow or purple and I can totally see Prince wearing them
xp: Sanpaku, I mean these
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
we must all ride the worm
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
kwisatz hardon
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
okay i'm done
Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:
http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
the next logical step for Zubaz
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
...and then got shit when i came back.
― jed_, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Hahaha.
― 45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
VICTORY!
― ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link