PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

they are amazing

you're not missing much unless you're into male models dressing up like swashbuckling space pirates as designed by a 15-year-old boy who's just discovered "zardoz" and bruce la bruce movies.

omg

I just laughed so hard I literally snorted and my cube person asked if I was OK.

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

the very definition of a moue that guy

by the way everyone i'm a medium or a large depending on the brand

Has there ever been a thread for the International Male catalog because there should be.

SCI-FI & SODOMY

international male was some of my earliest pornography tbh

at least I know what the Zoolander comic book will look like now

INTERNATIONAL MALE

Of course we do.

for some reason i got international male catalogs in high school

like actually addressed to me

i voted #2

considering i normally dressed like an obese ex-member of the ramones i feel like their marketing department was on some sisyphus shit there

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

― ENBB, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that facial expression clinched my vote

for some reason clicking on the International Male thread logged me out and i got ads at the top of the thread

Men's Thong Underwear Looking for Men's Underwear? Save Big on Comfortable Men's Thongs! www.NexTag.com/Mens-Thong-Underwear

We wouldn't blink if these were female models.

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i think we'd probably blink at tits right out if it was a female model

i would stare without blinking if these were female models

I look forward to our sci-fi future, where men can openly flaunt it (if they've got it). Its only fair.

future is apparently now

some of these tops would pair nicely with penis pants

crotch-enhancing stillsuit with detachable butt panels

Muad'Dong

These?

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/08/HOTCHILD-300x424.jpg

(I don't get out of the house much)

now that you say that elmo, make these shirts yellow or purple and I can totally see Prince wearing them

xp: Sanpaku, I mean these

we must all ride the worm

kwisatz hardon

okay i'm done

Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

the next logical step for Zubaz

also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants

and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight

The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.

"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"

€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.

ok the peen pants

veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom

lol

perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school

I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.

tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning

I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss

MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread

maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk