PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

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omg

I just laughed so hard I literally snorted and my cube person asked if I was OK.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

the very definition of a moue that guy

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

by the way everyone i'm a medium or a large depending on the brand

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Has there ever been a thread for the International Male catalog because there should be.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

international male was some of my earliest pornography tbh

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

at least I know what the Zoolander comic book will look like now

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

INTERNATIONAL MALE

Of course we do.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

for some reason i got international male catalogs in high school

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

like actually addressed to me

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

i voted #2

the late great, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

considering i normally dressed like an obese ex-member of the ramones i feel like their marketing department was on some sisyphus shit there

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

Tits out guy's face.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

― ENBB, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that facial expression clinched my vote

GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

for some reason clicking on the International Male thread logged me out and i got ads at the top of the thread

Men's Thong Underwear Looking for Men's Underwear? Save Big on Comfortable Men's Thongs! www.NexTag.com/Mens-Thong-Underwear

GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

We wouldn't blink if these were female models.

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

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Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

i think we'd probably blink at tits right out if it was a female model

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

i would stare without blinking if these were female models

GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

I look forward to our sci-fi future, where men can openly flaunt it (if they've got it). Its only fair.

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

future is apparently now

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

some of these tops would pair nicely with penis pants

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

crotch-enhancing stillsuit with detachable butt panels

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

Muad'Dong

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

These?

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/08/HOTCHILD-300x424.jpg

(I don't get out of the house much)

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

now that you say that elmo, make these shirts yellow or purple and I can totally see Prince wearing them

xp: Sanpaku, I mean these

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

we must all ride the worm

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

kwisatz hardon

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

okay i'm done

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

the next logical step for Zubaz

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.

Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

ok the peen pants

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here

GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk

i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

strong momz otm

ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link


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