omg
I just laughed so hard I literally snorted and my cube person asked if I was OK.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
Tits out guy's face.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
the very definition of a moue that guy
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
by the way everyone i'm a medium or a large depending on the brand
Has there ever been a thread for the International Male catalog because there should be.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
SCI-FI & SODOMY
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
international male was some of my earliest pornography tbh
at least I know what the Zoolander comic book will look like now
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
INTERNATIONAL MALE
Of course we do.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason i got international male catalogs in high school
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
like actually addressed to me
i voted #2
― the late great, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
considering i normally dressed like an obese ex-member of the ramones i feel like their marketing department was on some sisyphus shit there
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
― ENBB, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah that facial expression clinched my vote
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason clicking on the International Male thread logged me out and i got ads at the top of the thread
Men's Thong Underwear Looking for Men's Underwear? Save Big on Comfortable Men's Thongs! www.NexTag.com/Mens-Thong-Underwear
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
We wouldn't blink if these were female models.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
xp: it's because ilxor.com and www.ilxor.com use different login cookies; change the URL to www.ilxor.com and you're logged back in
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
i think we'd probably blink at tits right out if it was a female model
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i would stare without blinking if these were female models
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
I look forward to our sci-fi future, where men can openly flaunt it (if they've got it). Its only fair.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
future is apparently now
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
some of these tops would pair nicely with penis pants
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
crotch-enhancing stillsuit with detachable butt panels
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Muad'Dong
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
These?
http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/08/HOTCHILD-300x424.jpg
(I don't get out of the house much)
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
now that you say that elmo, make these shirts yellow or purple and I can totally see Prince wearing them
xp: Sanpaku, I mean these
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
we must all ride the worm
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
kwisatz hardon
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
okay i'm done
Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:
http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
the next logical step for Zubaz
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
ok the peen pants
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol
perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
strong momz otm
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link