Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:
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― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
the next logical step for Zubaz
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
ok the peen pants
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here
― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol
perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
strong momz otm
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0qNxJ8qfqtE/SBt7lqAHDvI/AAAAAAAABFE/M0KKzfTQPF8/s400/FB_IM+One+Piece.jpg
"honey, you'll be going to college soon, and perhaps it's time to start dressing like a grownup."
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
x-post J's grandma otm
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
I should probably stop scrolling through this thread on my work computer which faces out into the hallway. oops.
there's nothing not safe for work about a banana hammock unitard
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
former coworkers may not share my opinion there, but civilized people can disagree
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ otm
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
strongo's google search history is just a shitshow today
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/spandau/spandau_ballet_7.jpg
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
The article on the Hot Child Junk Jeans pictured above is full of awkward mother-son interactions.
Have you heard any There’s Something About Mary-esque horror stories? Actually yes–my son, Octavio! A one time deal, when he was like 16-years-old, and he actually got the skin caught in a zipper. And it was just like a screech from the bathroom… and I just knew! It’s one of those times in a mother’s life where you just think, you know, I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime! And of course it did. So that inspired the buttons.
― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime!
"philadelphia polling locations""hello kitty waffle maker""gang of four bootlegs""castlevania ii walkthrough""eichmann in jerusalem""international male thong"
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff
― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Topeka with all that stuff!
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
I did this as well, and I don't feel like I have matured past that in the years since.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
6 looks like a 50s space captain, going with that one.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - Yeah, well, you and me both, lady.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
tits right out
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
I am already regretting my "V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married" vote
― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
I was also very reckless with my vote, I should have been more thoughtful about this whole process.
― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
this thread got awesome while i was away!
― jed_, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
...and then got shit when i came back.
― jed_, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Hahaha.
― 45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
VICTORY!
― ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link