foremost among my questions would be "what was it like touring with Third Eye Bling?" and "did you ever get a chance to meet Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
"you seem to have lived a remunerative existence as a manic pig-ignorant toad consuming whatever comes his way like a vacuum cleaner. would you say my life choices are basically sound, then?"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
the truly fucked up thing abt this restaurant is how expensive it is, you could get a really good meal somewhere else!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but one doesn't go to mecca because you could pray to the wall of a gas station a lot easier
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
omg Third Eye Bling, I should make that happen
it would be all 3EB covers done in the style of mid-90s Bad Boy
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
I would totally try this place out of curiousity at this point but I bet the entrees are like 20 bux
xp
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
isn't there an Olive Garden in Times Square that's cheaper and serves better food?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
and a souvenir blue glow cube
U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
olive gardens probably not cheaper. maybe better but
― max, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think there's an appetizer less than 11 bucks on the menu!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
times square olive garden is weirdly expensive too
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
YEAH BUT BOTTOMLESS SALAD BOWL
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
There's an ESPNZone in Times Square and you can sit in a giant recliner in front of a wall of TVs. Suck it, Fieri.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
WTF YES I DID
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
I wld eat guy fieri over olive garden tbh
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
that sounded gross
DJP wears it in his shirt pocket for work, fooling colleagues into thinking his left nipple is radioactive.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
I sampled burger king's bacon sundae the first week it came out, otoh
I would go to this place if it was with you guys
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
Still roffling over the idea of Third Eye Bling.
I will say again, DJP and his glowtini was a sight to behold. He was truly a happy man that day.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
dayo and mh and djp know what's up.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
what did YOU order, Ned?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol my bad i mustve been blinded or hypnotized byt the glow or something
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
ilx worldfap to be held at guy's
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
Strongly suspect I just had a gin and tonic. It was a warm day.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
500 seats let's not forget
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
one of just needs to win the lottery, then we could rent out the entire place for the day
actually I'm looking for the post where I said I took both of the glowing ice cubes home* and I can't find it, so maybe I said something right after the original visit
* BECAUSE I ORDERED TWO GLOWTINIS
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
is olive garden cheap not-in-nyc? cause the ones here are kinda ridiculously priced for cafeteria food
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh I'd totally go with you guys if we all shared one appetizer and went to an Arby's afterwards.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
fun game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of somebody else in the group
― 乒乓, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^crucial
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
― iatee, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:17 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is the secret of all those casual dining chains, theyre wildly expensive, ever been to applebees goddamn
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.library.upenn.edu/exhibits/rbm/chef/images/fulldisplay/9_5_8.jpg
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
i just found out that applebees new slogan is "see you tomorrow"
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahah
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
within the last 4 months I've eaten at both an outback steakhouse and an applebees, I think it def came out to like $15-25 per person each time
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
i mean i'd totally eat at applebees too if they had some commensurate personality
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
"APPLEBEE'S: Wouldn't it be funny to go to Applebee's?"
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 1:41 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
a screaming fat guy with red pipi longstocking hair and overalls called johnny applebees or something
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
ah okay, I never said I took the cubes home, Sara R-C just pointed out they were keepsake souvenirs:
LAID BACK GAUZE THE OLD TILE WAS GATTING ON SCHOOL DAZE AND MOLLIFIED FOLEY CATHETERS NOW OPTIMIZED WITH PREMIUM CONTENT FOR USERS BITTEN IN THE EYE BY PIPE BOMBS (PS: BOOTY POPS IS STR8 HO HO HO)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
god I thought by hiding ITR from SNA I would be forever escaped from those thread titles
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
ive only eaten at applebees once in my life and have no memory of the food, only the decor
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
that thread title reads like guy f. on a pcp bender tbqh
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
wow yr story is really starting to crumble huh DO U EVE USE THE GLOW CUBES AT HOME TO MAKE YRSELF BLUE DRINKS
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
the batteries are dead now ;_;
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
dang im so... sry
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwhsHpCkiKw
if i ever do win the lottery i want to make guy recreate this scene for me every birthday
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
outback steakhouse is a tier (maybe two) above applebees
not sure where chili's ranks now, it used to be slightly above applebees
my friend who does a lot of road food-style blog writing made me go to all the chain places a couple years ago
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
how bad can this be
http://www.applebees.com/menu/~/media/ABs0625/AM_Images/Menu%20B/Main_Dishes/Sizzling_Double_Barrel_Whisky_Sirloins.jpg?h=194&w=283
it doesn't boast a blue glowtini ice cube but still
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://colorado-steakhouse.com/images/applebees4.jpg
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link