Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.
wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
I feel about national chains like iatee feels about cars. Nobody should ever eat at them, ever.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:23 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the kool-aid man is more subtle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes when youre driving somewhere theres nothing else tho xp
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
if both iatee and me get our way you won't be driving anywhere, problem solved
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
take it to "rolling caring about things"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
this is the space for us to stare into the frosted-tipped abyss
There is a stand-alone restaurant in Baltimore called the Olive Grove, which originally opened as a near perfect copy of the Olive Garden down to the free breadsticks; however, everything on the menu is actually quite good and the seafood is fantastic.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
The Frost-Tipped Abyss is a new vodka and bourbon drink at Guy's restaurant
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
The Frost-Tipped Abyss is Guy Fieri's nickname for his penis
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
the little cartoon on the frost-tipped abyss logo is guy smiling in corpsepaint
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
One of its ingredients is Aqua Net. xxp
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
It is called a vodka and bourbon drink on the menu but contains neither, is in fact made with Liebfraumilch and gin.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
what do you guys think guy yells out at the moment of orgasm?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
"PEPPER JACK"
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I'M SO ALONE"
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
"DONKEY SAUCE!"
― joygoat, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
BADASS
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
dammit!
i have a feeling guy's the kind of person who likes to give unsuspecting sex partners the shocker
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
also does he leave his arm bands on or off
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
these are the things i think about
in my stygian pit of loneliness
He puts the left one around his dick
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
are you man enough jordan
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
jordan u need to do it, you know u can
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
if i ever find myself in santa rosa or the sacramento-area, i pledge to go to tex wasabi's and eat gringo sushi
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
start a kickstarter; i'll chip in
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
my offer to eat at any guy fieri restaurant stands, so yeah, jordan, whenever yr ready, holler
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
jesus i'm hungry now
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
seriously you guys could turn it into some kind of hunter s. thompson type deal
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
"tex wasabi's is decadent and depraved"
when Guy Fieri orgasmsis within 20 feet of you and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
i am pretty sure if i drove cross country to eat at tex wasabi's there's no way it wouldn't turn into a bargain basement version of fear and loathing
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
fear and trolling
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
THERE WE GO
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link