(had spinach pie & Greek salad btw)
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to make it my goal to spend, at a minimum, at least $100 at this place.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
christ almighty all the desserts cost 12 bucks
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
guys, i told you, i got you
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
i cant believes some of you would skimp on this experience!!!!
― homosexual II, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
more fun drinks on the dessert menu too
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
xp oh i'm all in, don't worry about me
I was going to NYC in a couple of weeks to see the Who. Now I'm going to NYC to see the Who and to eat my weight in jackass rolls.
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
I like to throw money around. I think if I were a guy i'd be a leisure suit larry-esque kinda guy, buying chicks drinks to get them to talk to me.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
I want to go! It would be funny/sad that my first trip to New York is to sample Guy's American Kitchen.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
I am going to NYC next April, I don't know if you guys can wait that long.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
my psyche is fragile, i need this
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
I need to discuss Scott Walker over bison meatloaf in a sugary brown glaze.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
That is my dream.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
if i finally get to meet nicole in a guy fieri restaurant it's some cosmic righteous fuckery tbh
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
gdamn you guys a certain erstwhile ilxor is at guy's american as we speak!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
say whatnow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
a much-missed contributor to ilnfl, as a matter of fact!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
DAMN HER I SAW THAT she beat us to it.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
the photos are....something
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
shut the fuck up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
Honestly what IS that one with some ziti and some...whatever...pierogies? Topped with what is apparently the vilest lava flow imaginable, one of...sour cream??
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
well in orbit what i can tell you because i've had the menu open in its own tab basically all friggin day is that that was probably the baked garden pasta with tomato cream sauce and basil
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
*applauds*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
"whole grain penne pasta with fresh mozzarella, cremini mushrooms, onions, and garlic cream sauce"
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
i can't explain why the sauce changed composition between the name of the item and the description of the item
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Such devotion, I apologize for being insufficiently attentive. I thought I had more time to memorize the menu!
xp Can you also not explain the...triangles??
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
lol no i'm pretty confused about the triangles
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for going to the source on that one, i will be paying attention for a response
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
feel left out all of a sudden
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
more pics here
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gabiporter/sets/72157631474251330/with/7959654606/
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
this is the most annoying series of photos ever taken
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
of course they're annoying. they're for the new york post.
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
I can't tell if that's a steak or a pork chop in one of them...either way, it looks like the winning toss in a cow-patty bingo game.
― WilliamC, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
wait, who is there, is it the schef?
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
y
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
"why" is what I wondered too
― dmr, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
mad adventures
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 November 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway if this actually happens I will join you all.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
^ what ned said.
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 November 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^^
I'm in too.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 15 November 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link
I read this entire thread while listening to the new Swans album and I somewhere around the Teddy Ruxpin talk I ascended into the next level of bardo.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 15 November 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jmafeNT11rstpiro1_500.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 15 November 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/guy-fieri-calls-times-review-390837
"Do I think I'm falling short? No. By no means. I'm doing the type of food that America loves and we're doing it right way. Could we have made mistakes? Do we make mistakes? Absolutely. Do we strive to be the best? Yes," he told Today's Savannah Guthrie while surrounded by a giant cheeseburger and other purportedly heart attack-inducing dishes at Guy's American Kitchen & Bar (which, ironically, is housed in the Times' former headquarters on West 44th Street).
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
People who answer their own questions are the most disgusting savages.
I'd still go the Guy Fieri meetup though.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
thread delivers
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
i will not post to this thread again. i will not post to this thread again.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
wait, fuck
"To me it's impossible to have a dining experience and have every single thing wrong -- unless you come in with a different agenda and you want to sensationalize something and you want to blow it out of the water."
Is there any one in the world who has been to more than ten different restaurants in their life and NOT had a dining experience where everything went wrong?
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link