the silent nobility of the black man in this story is what moves me the most
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, November 19, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
TBF, the story leaves out his reactions, such as "Thankyuh miss" and "this sho is fancy!"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
xp re: math worship video. The soundtrack is cringeworthy. Is your dad also a pythagorean? Hint: if so, he would not eat beans.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
My dad is catholic. I was catholic. That video is not catholic.
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
*secret agents immediately corner zachlyon for his beautiful mind*
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
nothing can ever go wrong as long as i'm asleep
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
wait how the fuck could you give a standing ovation in an airplane? I CALL BULLSHIT
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
the captain is in charge of all seating arrangements and can approve seating upgrades on the fly, yes, that much HAS to be true, because he is a male authority figure, i mean, right?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRnAa1NtBc
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
the professor smiled
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
the jar is full of bees
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405030_294203740691388_421290071_n.jpg
caption: "ironic".
― s.clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
man that shit looks cool
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, I was coming here to post the philosophy professor thing.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?
Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.
Is this story real?
Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
Also cf. Jet Blue story, a favorite of mine:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
predator drones are so weird looking, it's like they don't have eyes, like animals that evolve in deep dark caves
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/marleyfacebook.jpg
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
Hadrian VIII for presidetn.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, is that true
no.
― paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcel8mW2J41rce4duo1_500.png
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol dude has his own quote on his wall and is reading a newspaper about himself, what a fucking egomaniac
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
man nyt really scrutinizing steven slater. it's not a mystery!
― j., Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?
Suggested alt thread title
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
Today and every day, I find solace in the fact that I am insignificant. 1 of 7 billion, in 1 solar system of billions, in 1 galaxy of billions, in an entirely endless universe of amazing and unimaginable possibilities. I could ruin my life and do nothing, but in the scale of things, nothing really matters. If I mess up, it makes no difference. And in a backwards way, I love it. It means I have nothing to lose. This realization has helped me find the courage to make difficult decisions and take calculated risks. It’s one of the primary reasons my web start-up is going to make over six figures this year.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
It means everything you lose has total significance to you, but little to the world if you succeed, imo
― mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
facebook means everything to Mark Zuckerberg's life, but at the heat death of the universe, both will mean nothing.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchyeaVITW1r6jc0lo1_1280.png
I don't know, both sides look delicious to me.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
that dog has a huge head
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Once the utility of a pet has been fully achieved, it frees one to seek other sorts of utility from animals?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
There are people I love, but that doesn't stop me from eating delicious human flesh.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
trust me you don't want a cow living in your house, its gonna wreck all your shit. better to just kill it and eat it. But the same goes for dogs who can't be potty-trained, etc.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
No you don't understand, Dinner is the name of my dog
― silverfish, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
if you love animals why eat animals called pets, called dinner?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
I feel dumber for having looked at that picture
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3795/nonmultitaskingkt0.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry)
VG otm
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
you wouldn't download a pet
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha omg I had forgotten about that
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
how can you hug a baby pet with filetmignon arms
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
if you'd fuck a woman you call girlfriend, why not fuck a woman called mom?
oh jesus
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
would you eat your dog? if you were hungry enough? if it were a pizza?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
would you find your dog a holy beast over time? cows are for some people. think about it.
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
what if were made your dog into a delicious salami and sliced it real thin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
q: what do you call a dog with no legs a: meatloaf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/if-ye-love-wealth-better-than-liberty-sam-adams-samuel-philadelphia-1776-sad-hill-news-1.jpg
Like if ye love the animating contest of freedom better than the tranquility of servitude.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
I hope I dost see this on the wall of all who dost not wish to crouch down and lick the hands which feed them.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/602465_384953141589488_811900189_n.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link