We never thought that Man U would take it this far.
― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Cameron Jablowme
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Man Or Enckelman
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
65daysofstanic
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.
That said:
Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Dom's latest also inspired
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)
RZA As Bobby HassellGhostface MillaCappabonnerInspectah CechMetgod Man
(you see what I was getting at)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Bela Lugosi's Offside
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Stavanger New Viking
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(
I should come up with one of my own now.
Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Dump The Body In Paul Lake
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Wolves In The Trophy Room
Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Borussia Mönchensadsacks
― cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Winner.
― Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.
― straightola, Thursday, 5 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm Fucking Matt Taylor
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Urgh! A Mark Waugh
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
The Picture of Dorian DervittePeter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc
(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)
Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)
― ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game
― Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Norfolk Enchants
― o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
You're Arshavin a Laugh
― ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
White Hunter Ian Harte
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link
is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?
― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Roque Santa Gold
― Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Barely Athletic
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Kids TV Special:
Mysterious Sitters of GoldJamie And His Magic SpongeDefensive Midfielders of the EarthHe-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-InRijkaard BreackersRossi and QuimPinky and Preki
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Rijkaard Breackers
a+
― . (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
never in diouf
― o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
The Sensational Alex Nyarko BandThis Time I Know It's McGreal4-5-1 Is A JokeSupercadamarteristicexpialidociousFerrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Wayne Bridges of Madison County
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Never in Kuyt, surely?
― ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!
― ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Clingan's On The Starboard Bow
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Echo and the Hahnemann
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Evidently Cheltenham Town
― Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Robert Peston Northend
― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Running Up On That Cahill
― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Downings Syndrome
― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link
inter yer nan.
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
10/10
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't fink i can be arsed o
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Vocal Frei
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
A Wenger's Age of Nultron
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
^ needs work
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Mark David Champ Man
― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link
We're Cool, Juergen Sommer
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
Qarabag of Love
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
eder, fuckface
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link
Memphis John O'Shea
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Midtjylland Stars
(based on BT Sport's pronunciation)
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link
Xhaka Can
― pandemic, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Edelman, Luck, and Plummer
― frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Bolasie Come Home
― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.
― Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Onomah of the State.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
Rican Havoc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Kantés To The Side.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link
Bumping for the Euros.
In Sane In De Bruyne
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:25 (eight years ago) link
koeman feel the moyes
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
Slow Lloris
― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F
― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke
― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season
or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league
― salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link