solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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I already know I'm a shut-in dork and I'm not sweating about it.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 3:50 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Wait so it's not just "I hate taxes and like weed" anymore, it's something even stupider?

― Oilyrags, Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that old joe diffie classic (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

not a solitary post but still

all kinds of challops in this thread

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or more accurately, two or three kinds of challops repeated over and over

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not trying to be an earnest cult studies 101 student i'm trying to point out that this thread makes us all look like dicks.

― horses that are on fire (c sharp major), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:36 AM (2 hours ago

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ILE punters defending "adequate" shockah.

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:13 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

...

ILE punter in 'bitterly hating something he doesn't really care about' SHOCKAH.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ian, Monday, 6 April 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

hey do you guys remember when l0u1s jagg3r referred to his balls as figgy puddings

― I DIED (deeznuts) (J0rdan S.), Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THIS IS LIKE IF WE WERE IN A BAR AND SOMEONE POOPED ON THE FLOOR AND I WAS LIKE "LET'S GO TO A NEW BAR" SO YOU PICKED UP THE POOP AND BROUGHT IT WITH US AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER EVERYONE

― nabisco, Friday, November 30, 2007 9:58 AM Bookmark

tuppancewear party (The Reverend), Monday, 6 April 2009 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link

dude I am fucking impervious to advertising, infinitely cynical about the use of the moving image in marketing, thoroughly repelled by the rise of the plasma-screen advert board (television! everywhere! on the tube! in the streets! look at our products! they move! they are colourful! buy! buy! buy!) but

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Be Bop Deluxe - Classic or Dud

barney kestrel (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I lost my confidence today because I feel fat

― people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:44 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

Local Gouda (country matters), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that might summarize the spirit of more than half the world

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

'innocent habit that cuts intimacy in half' reads that headline from january

what IS that habit, can anyone tell me? looks interesting!

piscesx, Monday, 25 May 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX?

wear a latex or you might be getting that late text (stevie), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

there's nothing innocent about ILX...

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Congrats on being a complete asshole. I hope someone shoves your phone down your fucking throat.

― homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:22 (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

wow what the hell is that from

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

The Star Trek thread.

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

hahhaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

oops

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am glad I can still come back to ILX bcz when I saw this trailer for the first five times all I could think about was how much you folks must be eviscerating it, and how much I was missing out

― El Tomboto, Saturday, June 13, 2009 4:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i still think of that once every few days

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

lol I don't think I saw that one

ringtony ringtoni ringtone (The Reverend), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

do you actually get quiet when you think it

lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 June 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef

mark cl, Monday, 15 June 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, that something awful tard represents us all

― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:35 (2 minutes ago)

do not read if you meatus (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

do you actually get quiet when you think it

― lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, June 15, 2009 5:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

usually it comes up in my mind when i'm already trying to be quiet but then i have to stifle a laugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

just hangin out, meditatin, thinking of deeznuts.

ian, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

gettin durnk tonight, thinkin of gettin gabbneb tattoos

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ilxor gets tattoo, falls asleep, wakes up with faceful of 'neb

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I noticed that after I posted and didn't care enough to correct myself because I mistakenly assumed no one would be pedantic enough to bring it up.

― 4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:35 PM Bookmark

s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

swag serf (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i enjoy this thread even tho i have no idea wtf you are talking about and thank my lucky stars i never got into this bs

― goole, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:24 PM (17 minutes ago)

special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

nice

mark cl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't find anything other than other chatboards.

Whoa, what do I mean, "other" hem hem...

― Mark G, Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

StanM, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

you realize you a belaboring a pretty specious argument to the point where you starting to look like a real weirdo?

― i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 4:30 PM (27 seconds ago)

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

guys i think we can answer the nature vs. nurture question once and for all in the 5 days before this poll closes

― some dude, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:32 AM (2 hours ago)

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

This is not worksafe because of the anemone or mushroom or whatever that looks phallic?

bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

no, that's not how you do it, suggest ban

― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 8:41 PM Bookmark

the stick stickly from the hilarious 'attack attack' band (The Reverend), Monday, 6 July 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

only two emoticons from surmounter in this thread-- v disappointing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Tuomas really makes this thread! It is a delight.

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 20 April 2009 02:42 (2 months ago)

<3 that one finnish dude

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

what a great thread that address some immediate concerns of mine

― max, Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:43 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

sugg life (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 July 2009 06:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i kind of hate you

― pipecock, Monday, July 13, 2009 4:42 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's a compliment coming from a douchebag like you.

― Bill Magill, Monday, July 13, 2009 5:05 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not solitary but pretty fkn epic

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Fucked if I'm spending 15 quid on pay per view and it's all over in 2 posts.

Sub-Custosian by Design (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

its ilx, we make a big deal out of everything

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:14 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Some of them walked by me in my car with their angst-filled faces, puffing on cigarettes, looking like they need a good spanking. Why does God make the most alluring things be forbidden?
*shakes fist at morality/laws*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, March 27, 2003 3:46 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

does oops still post here?

▌_o_____________ ▌ (pongo paddleton) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Granny Dainger is oops

suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link


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