What did you use to look like? Old photos.

you could have at least googleproofed it

whoops sorry b

note, please, that i didn't get to dress myself for family events

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/bullsmouth.JPG

there isn't a thing I don't love about that picture!

otm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/867_10151304236317048_745849847_n.jpg

Merry Christmas from the mid-70s.

Back of my head, tugging on the facial hair of my favorite adult who was not my parent. 3/83

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8361/8338223865_62811ca379_c.jpg

jesus that's huge
sorry

up in a tree in 83

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/393090_10151429531813783_2002329034_n.jpg

wow they had instagram back then!?

it's kinda sad. I've never used instagram, but I guess it puts plymouth reliants in things?

I found a good one the other day. Ladies & gentlemen, the 90s! Not pictured: jelly shoes, I shit you not.

http://instagr.am/p/T2UJFYDbKA/

the best. you look the way I looked at 12 minus the glasses, lol. I swear I had that EXACT haircut

oh man, a friend from high school has been posting super comical pictures of jjj and me today on Facebook

you know what to do

WDYLL at journalism camp?

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/249887_324387794342037_619000985_n.jpg

your posture says "hacky sack". is jjj wearing lycra shorts?

"White Men Can't Hopscotch"

why yes, jjj IS wearing lycra shorts

Are you wearing a Global Hypercolor shirt?

I wasn't entirely sure. It could have just been a trick of the light.

xp: that is, in fact, a free t-shirt I got after taking a tour at Unysis

oh god i just realized that those are biker shorts. this might be my greatest high school fad fail ever.

mullet - check
mesh hastings high school football practice jersey - check
blue and black bike shorts - check
zebra print vans - check
impossible to tell but this might have been a time where i was wearing a pewter dragon claw holding a prism - jury still out, but odds are high

also i think i see a friendship bracelet there on the foreground wrist

stylin' in my Waldsee hat

omg friendship bracelets, I really should have been selling those things (every time I see them in a mall store or a street vendor I think about how obsessed I was with making them)

Never gonna happen #1:

Summer 1988. Hi J, yeah - I'll meet you at the pub. I'll have been playing tennis all morning so I won't change or anything, but that won't be embarrassing or anything, will it?

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3032/2763919846_ccc3ec685e.jpg

Never gonna happen #2:

Late summer 1988. Oceanographic lab, 3rd year of degree, terrible jumper. Boy, I really hope S doesn't have a boyfriend or something by the time I see her again at Xmas. Oh.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/53/128594573_4a40702724.jpg

Summer of 1984. I am reading Death Ship by B. Traven. I am 29 y.o.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8358/8347152877_8c31a1cdfd_z.jpg

much too non-embarrassing, gtfo

There was never a camera around when I was drunk. Because why? Because this all happened back when you had to take film to a developer and it was expensive so you didn't waste film on being wasted. But I'll try to dig up something for ya mook.

Aimless = super-suave.

Though I was wasting film on being wasted all the way into the mid-2000s.

Aimless! My goodness!!

aimless i love u

aimless that's a great great shot

Aimless!

why can't i be 29 and wear awesome shoes and books with a face full of life? i've got the 29 years old part down, that's all

Aimless, that's such a great picture!

take it to 80s hot, mookie otm

It is tremendous.

For mookieproof, I present the following semi-embarrassing photo of me in 1970, aged 15 y.o. Here I am comically threatening my brother who is taking the pic. We carefully staged all of our pics on this trip.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8499/8350220005_fcaa0e26e6_z.jpg

OK so Aimless looks great in all photos

Not to mention that I stand higher in VG's estimation than does brocolli! Maybe higher than cauliflower, too!

I looooove how nature photos erase time. That photo could've been taken earlier today!

mohawk or dreadlock?

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/RebelDougOnPhone_zpsddeccd32.jpg

whoops. shit. didn't see that realname at the bottom. gonna get a mod to zap that.

aimless you are MUCH higher than cauliflower and broccoli

Being held by my cousin, 1970, North Carolina. Probably about 6-7 months old.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/1970DurhamNCWendyholdingJessebampw_zps33642993.jpg

this thread is great

http://i.imgur.com/rklcS.jpg

Now that I am a man, I have put away childish things. Excepting the occasional ironic revisitation