http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/2790a875316548539e68644ba3218c0f/l.jpg
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
lmao @ hippies
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol
also gtfo with this "a tomato has four chambers" isht
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
goole otm with bananadick
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
I may have already posted this to this thread but shit like this is really the worst:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kg9mSYqCFhY/UB9W45uF9qI/AAAAAAAAB3o/teU3YfGD-N4/s640/galaxy+vs+brain+tissue.jpg
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
THE WORLD OF TRUE EMOTIONS
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
"an avocado looks vaguely like an old, shriveled breast and is high in monosaturated fats, which aid against post-menopausal breast cancer"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
Hmmm
it's awesome that neurons kinda look like galaxy clusters
― Mordy, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure neither neurons nor galaxy clusters actually glow purple.
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/84117_o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
xpost lmao gr80
The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish aguacate which in turn comes from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl [aː'wakat͡ɬ] (testicle, a reference to the shape of the fruit).
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
dammit Crabbits I am eating guacamole right now
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
I was going to do a scrotum reference but the health info behind avocados didn't support it
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
people who regularly check the ripeness of avocados are better at checking for testicular cancer
― iatee, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
broccoli tastes like ass and looks like a tree
COINCIDENCE?
I think not.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
avocados contain acetogenins that help your body maintain a tough, leathery scrotum
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
god's pharmacy
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Apropos of nothing, you can always tell when it's a Friday afternoon on ILX.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure the "electron" is actually a plasma ball. Either that, or WHERE ARE THE PLASMA BALLS, MANG?
― emil.y, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
In God's pharmacy.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
OTM re: friday afternoon ilx
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Mr. President:
During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive Shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensiveBrand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
While glancing over her Patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.
And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care?https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/148284_4319397658046_1265753108_n.jpg
I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.
It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.
Respectfully,STARNER JONES, MD
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
tear that dude in half from his asshole to his neck
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
i guess the R&B ones are more expensive, huh
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
just in case you didnt get that they were black
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
pretzels and beer???
― j., Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
"doctor please help, i'm in the hospital because of too much pretzels and beer"
"looks like you've got a case of pretzels and beeritis, [secretly wealthy black woman]"
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
old
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:19 (eleven years ago) link
But genuine..
That's a Nat King Cole song, innit?
― Mark G, Saturday, 8 December 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
the girl who posted it was like OMG SO TRUE! AND PPL WHO BUY CANDY W/ FOODSTAMPS TOO
deleted her
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
"I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me"
You work in a HOSPITAL! Your job is always taking care of people!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
i wish all the secret libertarian dbags in my life wd be less secretive so i can tell them to fuck off forever
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kShCE.png
science
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
haha that is horrifying
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
the lungs are docking and the kidney is squee fucking the liver
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
that's the liver on top of maybe some kind of fucked up pancreas imo
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
organsorgies keep us alive
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
stomach on the bottom, surely.
― nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
my stomach is a power bottom
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
has this been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y_ZmM7zPLyI
― flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this belongs in here re that terrible web comic the oatmeal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-secrets-of-the-internets-most-beloved-viral-m
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
there's like 3 ppls walls that i've resisted posting that to.
― s.clover, Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
if i see one more of you fuckers post that "she's lost control" thing i am unfriending EVERYONE
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
aw c'mon, it was quite funny the first time.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 10 December 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
Inman is also a fitness buff. Though he draws himself on The Oatmeal as a blob of a man, he’s actually young and attractive. Inman has said he draws himself that way because attractive, detailed characters are less “relatable” for his audience.
In an interview with Men’s Health Singapore, he detailed some of his running feats, including completing an ultra-marathon of 50 miles, and explained why he doesn’t draw comics about a subject that interests him so deeply.
“I would love to make a comic about ultra running,” Inman said. “But not many people can say, ‘Oh, yeah, I totally know what that feels like, running a hundred miles.’ Similarly, I wanted to make a comic about snowboarding because I love snowboarding. But I don’t know if enough of my readers will get it. So I try to limit my comics to the stuff on everybody’s frequency.”
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Men's Health Singapore?