A New Thread fot the Current Israel/Palestine/Lebanon mess

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haha NRQ it has become clear to me on these middle east threads that you think world leaders and national resistance movements just kind of, like, do stuff cause it's whatever came to mind that day.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

(Western power unable to grasp or exploit the subtleties of Arab methods of discourse shockah)

I have much sympathy for this, to tell you the truth

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Arab tactics of debate and negotiation are older than ours - from what I can tell it requires a level of subtletly and deftness that our "official representative of elected gov't presenting a checklist of demands" method rather sorely lacks.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE'S AL HAIG??

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, here we are:

http://digitalwarfighter.com/wp-content/photos/alhaig.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

haha NRQ it has become clear to me on these middle east threads that you think world leaders and national resistance movements just kind of, like, do stuff cause it's whatever came to mind that day.
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 20th, 2006.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggaring_the_question

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

poor Darwin, always being taken to court.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

This says more about the Russian media than anything else, I admit, but in case anyone is wondering how these events are being portrayed/perceived in other countries -

Russian wire services are now reporting that Lebanese hospitals are receiving strange corpses with no signs of physical trauma other than strangely blackened (but not burned) skin. No cuts, no bruises, just dead. And doctors are speculating that some kind of chemical weapons are being used.

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you think this is true, or just propaganda?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Reagan would chuckle benignly and say, "It's Red agitprop."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

feel v sick just reading that.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

seems kinda unlikely (and unnecessary) to me. also Russian wire services aren't the most reliable, in my experience. On the other hand I don't think Israel would actually have any moral qualms about using chemical weapons if they felt it would help their cause.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

In other news, the US is claiming Iranians were present at N. Korea's missile test.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/20/korea.north.usa.reut/index.html

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

a bit like the pre-credits sequence of 'naked gun', that.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Boy, they're sure into reforging the axis of evil all of a sudden.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wouldn't it be ironic if they'd cozied up together 'cause they'd been lumped together by Bush?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If by "ironic" you mean "pretty fucking likely." What's the point in not doing it if you've already been labeled "evil"?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

And you've been labeled so by the most powerful country in the world... and said country has already taken out one of your evil compatriots...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I do like this bit on the bellicose fucks currently running around and running things, that they're operating in more of a mode of "we need a glorious war and national narrative to believe in". Like we need Great Enemies, or otherwise we can't be Great Heroes in a struggle of Great Times.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

For the end-times perspective, Harper's has a few responses from Rapture enthusiasts.

http://harpers.org/rapture-ready-20060718001.html

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, they're fun folks. i think the link i posted to their original thread that drew all the attention is still upthread, but they might have killed the link.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"how can anyone doubt the authenticity of God's word these days?"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha. The rapture ready folks closed their board.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Registration has been temporarily disabled."

hey I need the word of the Lord too! Who do they think they are, the fuckin Pharisees?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

still, the front page remains open, providing lolz for all, including their blog.

and according to their own index, we've been in "fasten your seat belts" territory for a while.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Rapture Index: The prophetic speedometer of end-time activity

02 Occult
The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

04 Unemployment:
The US job market shows signs of improvement.

06 Interest Rates:
Federal Reserve raises the core interest rate to 4.75%

oh noes, we're all going to die! praise the lord and pass the smug grin.

this is the best webpage ever.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 20 July 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

this stuff is even better!

32 Mark of the Beast:
The U.S. Patriot Act has failed to get enough votes for extension.
33 Beast Government:
The possibility of the EU reforming into a smaller group of
core nations has updated this category.
35 Date Settings
The occurrence of the 06/06/06 date has increased interest in
numerical date speculation.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"The occurrence of the 06/06/06 date has increased interest in
numerical date speculation."

Yes, I wonder which date will come next? And what about after that???? Who can say? Only the Lord knows for sure!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Civil Rights
Famine
Drought
Plagues

starke (starke), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Terry James – The "general" editor and cat lover. As a gifted speaker, Terry does most of the site's media interviews.

SATAN'S MINION!!

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

verily the Lord shall turn a third of his blood to wormwood.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never understood why people say "fasten your seatbelts" when what they mean is that things are about to get rough. if people waited until the very cusp of disaster to fasten their seatbelts there wouldn't be enough time to get them buckled.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

what about "get ready for a big surpriiiiiise!" then?

http://www.sea.fi/foto/total_recall.jpg

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Russian wire services are now reporting that Lebanese hospitals are receiving strange corpses with no signs of physical trauma other than strangely blackened (but not burned) skin. No cuts, no bruises, just dead. And doctors are speculating that some kind of chemical weapons are being used.

-- i'll mitya halfway (mitya_il...), July 20th, 2006.

I wouldn't completely rule it out, but I'll believe it when I see more evidence.

Even Israel's pretty ghastly disregard for civilian life in bombing things like apartment buildings has the rationale that "that's where the Hezbollah offices are, so we drop leaflets and tell people to leave and then bomb, etc." I think Israel is wrong, but I still think it believes its own reasoning. I mean I don't think Israel is deliberately trying to kill as many civilians as possible (if it were there'd be a lot MORE deaths) so much as just showing an abhorrent disregard for civilian life in attempting to achieve their military objectives. Which is why I find it hard to believe they'd use chemical weapons, which seem like their only purpose would be mass death. But again, I'm not ruling it out.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Stratfor talked more about Hezbollah/Iranian intelligence links today and concludes:

With Hezbollah under attack in Lebanon and Iran unable to send significant reinforcements, there is some possibility that Hezbollah might resort to staging an attack abroad as a way of countering the Israeli assault. If so, it is highly likely that operatives already are on the move; the organization has been known to use "off the shelf" operational plans in the past, and its targeting information and surveillance would need to be updated -- regardless of whether an order to strike is actually issued. It is reasonable to believe that Hezbollah would find it advantageous to coordinate with [Iranian intelligence] again, as in past operations. Whether the Iranians would see events through the same lens, however, is much less clear. Tehran might cooperate in an attack only if it is willing to seriously escalate the current conflict in the Middle East -- which, given its many interests in the region, does not appear so far to be the case.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

In NROland, meantime, Lowry's been dropping various bits from various conversations all week, though of course how much of it is him being played is unknown. Still, this latest report is interesting for it being so unsure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Lowry: On a ground invasion, he says that the lesson from 1982 has been learned and that Israel wants to avoid it. The idea was to be very fluid, and go in and out with lighter forces. But that Hezbollah is responding effectively to these raids might force a change in strategy. Still doubts there will be a big ground invasion, however.

My Israeli father actually fought in Lebanon and has been very, very hopeful that Israel avoids doing too much on the ground. From experience he said it's terrible territory to fight on and will just get way too ugly for the Israeli side. Hopefully that quoted Israeli official is telling the truth.

starke (starke), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

takin' a page from rumsfeld's book.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Lowry: On a ground invasion, he says that the lesson from 1982 has been learned and that Israel wants to avoid it. The idea was to be very fluid, and go in and out with lighter forces. But that Hezbollah is responding effectively to these raids might force a change in strategy. Still doubts there will be a big ground invasion, however.

My Israeli father actually fought in Lebanon and has been very, very hopeful that Israel avoids doing too much on the ground. From experience he said it's terrible territory to fight on and will just get way too ugly for the Israeli side. Hopefully that quoted Israeli official is telling the truth.

-- starke (starke776...), July 20th, 2006.

I think this is the key issue for the way things will play out in the conflict. As the US learned in Iraq (and you think Israel would've learned by now), bombing campaigns are great for taking out state governments but are less effective against terrorists / insurgents. From what I understand, in order for Israel to "move Hezbollah" off the border, they will need to occupy that area. Clearing out their missiles and weapons caches will require door-to-door and cave-to-cave searches, and perhaps quite a bit of dirty fighting.

If they're imagining success through surgical hit-and-runs on selected Hezbollah locations, I suspect that success will be limited. Sounds like they're prepared to fight the war in a way that's preferable rather than the one that's required. Of course, the unpleasant alternative is another "occupied zone" that opens up the Israeli military to the same old IED/suicide bomber/raid attacks. Not to mention all the Lebanese civilians who now want a crack at Israel for killing/maiming their family members.

There's also the possibility that Israel is "softening up" Hezbollah for a UN peacekeeping force that will occupy the region. Who in their right mind would send troops into that snakepit, though?

This comment probably belongs on the "USA, Israel, and national interest" thread; it was scary how quickly the US House and Senate passed support resolutions for Israel's actions in Lebanon. No wonder conspiracy theorists have a field day with Israel; Congress can't agree that the sun is shining but the House vote was a swift 410-8.

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Hezbollah correctly characterized as an "insurgent" or "terrorist" group? I know they have killed civilians in the past, but until Israel's massive, civilian-killing retaliation for Hbllah's military operation (which killed 8 Israeli soldiers and netted 2 IDF prisoners) haven't their recent actions been pretty much what you would expect any twitchy, paranoid, military force deployed along a hostile border to be?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I see what you're saying, though, that they use next-gen assymetrical tactics, i.e. no hittable arsenals; dispersed forces living amongst civilians, etc.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think they should be called a sectarian militia.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It is one of the greatest pro-American, pro-family, pro-faith, pro-male, flag-waving, God Bless America films you will ever see.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

It is one of the greatest pro-American, pro-family, pro-faith, anti-female, flag-waving, God Bless America films you will ever see.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I did a double-take too when I read "pro-male." Like, what?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

wow wrong thread sorry

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

but, yeah, isn't that nuts?!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh it works here too. This entire crisis is macho stare-down bullshit.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Hezbollah correctly characterized as an "insurgent" or "terrorist" group? I know they have killed civilians in the past, but until Israel's massive, civilian-killing retaliation for Hbllah's military operation (which killed 8 Israeli soldiers and netted 2 IDF prisoners) haven't their recent actions been pretty much what you would expect any twitchy, paranoid, military force deployed along a hostile border to be?

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 21st, 2006.

I think they're kind of unusual/deserving of their own category now that they're a "sectarian militia" that effectively controls a region of the country and remains fully armed and hostile to a neighboring country but also holds seats in parliament.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Once a terrorist is rewarded with a government office he becomes respectable. Ask Dr. Kissinger.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link


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