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Almighty Hanle y, thank you. (Incidentaly, you also answered another question of mine..."how can a just and loving God create Jehovah's Witnesses and similar pests"?)

― j.lu, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nno Jel . El Chupacabra has always existed. BEfore this world it was from Dimension 13, and it was shaped like Chris Farely's left nipple

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I do not fear the Hanle y. Remember, if you acknowledge him as your God, then Kansas City is surely paradise. Think about THAT!

― DG, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Almighty Great and Merciful Hanle y ... gimme money! And pay off my school loans!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hanle y ... ILE's Money Buddha.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

are you there god? it's me, ethan.

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

does this mean ethan is getting his first period?

― jess, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Tadeusz, you must first journey to the highest mountain or Stroumia . there you will find a box of twinkies. eat of them. then return in 2 years.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who created Dimension 13?

― jel, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Andy Grifith

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Haha! ethan and jess are very funny.

― Kim, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

actually, ethan is due for his 34th peroid next week

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thankyou, Earthman.

― jel, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No problem, toothpaste

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hanle y, I have fixed my printer! What are the implications & obligations re: deity status?

― AP, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hanle y, you are within 40 posts or so of overtaking anthony. Thy powers increaseth.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just bought a new printer - and it works - does that count in the deification thing?

― toraneko, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AP, I'm afraid it was I who really fixed it. I thought I'd let you think you did for my own amusement. heh ehehe

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i don't believe in Hanle y Deus.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 11 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...

time to revive this thread! hail hanle y!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...

O Hanle y Deus, my zip drive at work is on the fritz. Think you can get it to work? Or at least send a crew of chickenbears to fuck it up some more?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

if you take out the space in his last name he becomes mortal for ten seconds

that is the time to strike and kill him with the spear of ages

― bc, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ILE Fritz?

(Due to exec panicing in an interview, Iomega will give you a new one for life, ha)

― Graham, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who can know eternity? Only the Pink Panzer.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

Truly Hanle y is the son of Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

― omg, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

^^^^

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 6 April 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I work in silly ways

― Abbott, Sunday, 6 April 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Welcome, God

― gabbneb, Sunday, 6 April 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

heh, heston tribute, eisbaer?

― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 6 April 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/ex-femen-aktivistin-josephine-witt-wegen-koelner-dom-protest-vor-gericht-a-1036742.html

http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-583786-panoV9free-ubkj.jpg

― j., Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

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