― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
1. "What does agriculture mean?"
2. "I was so annoyed. Someone threw themselves under my tube yesterday. People that do that must be mad."
3. Me: "Just tell them to put the web address in and it will take them straight into the site."
Her: "What address? Their address?"
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
Other things he did: worked at his cube standing up (making everyone around him very tense), unbuttoned his shirts halfway down his chest, commented on every phone conversation I had (work related or not), talked to himself, and played horrible CD-Rs of cabaret tunes he wrote and produced. I think the whole experience inoculated me against ever being annoyed by co-workers again.
― mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
Unfortunately something this stupid is uttered in my office at least once a day...
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― isadora (isadora), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
An old japanese woman wearing a baby dress and pigtails jumping and down in front of me at the desk. I just came in. Please, let me wake up a bit first. Or am I still dreaming?
― Erik, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
i feel like i'm missing out
― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
There's nothing like a five minute meeting with your boss in which he tells you that you've basically got like two months to turn things around with a mouth full of Mike n' Ikes.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― cybele (cybele), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
big flat mole on the left side of his face with 9 really long and scraggly hairs growing out of it. He was always playing with them... twisting and pulling on them (but not pulling them out.) Very distracting....
― order some disorder, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Please tell me if you understand what I am saying, at the moment in the exqualifier there are only a 4 digit code, you append another 3 in front of them I don't know where, but doesn't matter anyway to sort out the letter in the front for the new code."
I assure you it makes only 1% more sense to me than it does to you.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 April 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 April 2003 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
THis goes on at least ONCE A WEEK in my office.
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, I don't think the owner's secretary knows how to use the phone properly, because she's always complaining that "the phones are down", but it's only her phone, apparently. And when someone comes in to test it, it works.
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
I think you just identified the perv dream of far too many people in the world. But you'd have to give them guns too.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― smee (smee), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
The only really annoying thing my current co-workers do is send me ridiculous spam forwards about poisoned shampoo samples (normally originating from higher up in the Council!), then look sceptical when I explain that it's a dumb scaremongering thing to do. Also I have to tell them how to spell things all the live long day.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 10 April 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 April 2003 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
I have found that replying to annoying forwarders with a link to Urban Legends stops them dead in their tracks.
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
same boss tells us this morning "hey we updated this curriculum, if you're prepping instructors to teach this, please highlight the changes for your instructors", without indicating in Version Control what changes were made, or even sending us a summary of what was changed.
I haven't supervised a class since January and even then didn't have the courses memorized - the fuck am I supposed to know what changed? also, there was a pretty major deletion of a course that I had to figure out by process of elimination. so I called him out on it in front of the team lol....
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:46 (three weeks ago) link
Well, I think today I was given the brightest, most glaring sign that I need to GTFO of my current work situation as fast as humanly possible.
(tl;dr background - our manager says we have a shortage of offices and workstations, but we don't. We have plenty of open spaces, but it would require those in management to do their jobs and enforce remote policies and have hard conversations with recalcitrant employees who should be moved to other floors and buildings but don't want to go.)
Anyway, we had two new interns start in our department today. We've known that we were coming and came up with 3 different solutions as to where they could sit, all were rejected by our manager. So we ended up being told to cram them in with two of us in our existing workstations. Since mine is one of those that are marginally larger than others, I was directed to have one of them move into my cubicle. Fine, annoying, but whatever. Now today I learn that it's "important" that the two interns sit next to each other so they can "collaborate better". Which... isn't wrong. And is in fact why we suggested some of our other seating options. Anyway, now it turns out that BOTH of them are squeezed into my work station.
Apparently the easiest solution for my manager is to triple people up with me rather than, y'know, be a manager and make the hard decisions.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:11 (two weeks ago) link
i got a snide remark from someone today in regards to a polite request I made, so I spent all this time restructuring my follow-up sentence to make sure I kept it as neutral as possible, and in doing so, removed a key word accidentally, the word "because".
the resopnse was supposed to say "I said what I said because", and instead said "I said what I said", making it sound like I was some snotty person on Twitter. I never say "I said what I said", i hate that phrase, ugh.
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:43 (two weeks ago) link
So a weird update on my workstation thing noted above. Turns out it was NOT my manager who made the decision to put them both in my workstation, it was a decision made by a different coworker. I came in the following morning and my manager actually pulled me aside and apologized to me and said that was not his solution and he notified the other coworker that it was unacceptable and another solution needed to be worked out. So at least I'm back to just one additional body in my workstation.
Funny thing is though, I had not yet said a single word to my manager about the seating arrangement when he apologized to me. I was planning to later in the day during my weekly one on one with him, but he brought it up before I did. Anyway, said coworker that made the dumb decision in the first place has made a giant production about not speaking to me since this all happened, because they are a petulant baby and upset that they got (rightfully, imho) told off about a (terrible) decision.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 19:21 (one week ago) link
my boss is a perfectly nice guy, he's not toxic and he's very friendly, but he's not getting any better in the disorganization department.
he scheduled a meeting at 8:45 in the fuckin' morning, which is before my shift even starts, for no reason (and it could have been an email). he bumped up a meeting by 3 hours, which forced me to take a short lunch. he always gets the dates wrong when communicating assignments, leading people being allocated to classes that they're not actually available to teach, which we then have to fix.
he double books people on assignments, he double books reservations in our training environment, and this one particular issue with the training environment, he continues to try and solve by doing the one thing I told him will not solve the problem and pleaded with him to please stop doing ...over and over...for four years. I've even forwarded the same how to document ten or more times.
he's not stupid. and he loves me so it isn't hurting my career, but man, I'm just baffled as to how someone is this sloppy and running a department.
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2024 22:06 (one week ago) link
Crown Prince Dickrod of Painfully Sincere Folk Dickdom telling me that garage bands aren't "punk".
― Enjoy Nuoc Mam With Mr. Qualk (I M Losted), Friday, 7 June 2024 23:44 (one week ago) link
Uh lol wow
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 June 2024 01:12 (one week ago) link
That is serious RONG
my boss's boss asked me last Thursday if I'd present a quick 5-10 minute presentation during a meeting today. I got this email while I was in the midst of handling an escalated situation in training (basically, some dork accidentally shared private learner feedback w/ the entire class).
somehow, I was the only person in a team of 50+ people left off of the invite (despite the fact that we have an Group set up in outlook to prevent these types of situations). I only found out it was already going on when my boss messaged me when only 10 minutes remained to ask if I was still presenting today.
passive aggressively emailed them the To and CC fields to show I wasn't on it so they can't claim I 'declined' the meeting.
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 June 2024 15:57 (one week ago) link
team lead wants us to tell him, and everybody else, what we've been doing. it's like he hasn't been paying attention in morning meetings. feels like homework.
and he's done this by putting a word document on dropbox. so now 10 people have downloaded a copy of this word document and will all try and upload it ahead of the meeting. he could've put this on confluence, or used dropbox paper, noth of which we use and which support concurrent editing by multiple people, but no.
― koogs, Monday, 10 June 2024 16:32 (one week ago) link
noth / both
― koogs, Monday, 10 June 2024 16:33 (one week ago) link