the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

Ellen ‏@ELF1955
BINGO AGAIN!@GregWHoward: If Obama is looking down and his eyes are tearing, gravity would prevent tear from getting to the outside corner.

http://www.facebook.com/ConcernedPatriots

Half this dude's posts are trolling for suckers to fork over the dough

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480741_471892009523710_914407798_n.jpg

ARGH.

Oh yeah Israel, they totally have their shit together.

secession, guys. its seriously the only way forward.

they have so many questions

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/12278_460864377284063_824269864_n.jpg

tbf that second sign might deter a completely rational potential mass murderer of children.

does the right wing really want to arm teachers unions

Given that these school shootings often end in suicides, 'deadly force' doesn't seem like the best deterrent. These people must think they live in a videogame.

I don't really understand the logistics of arming teachers. For teachers that work with populations like elementary school students, emotionally disturbed/developmentally disabled students, etc. those guns need to be locked up so that the kids can't reach them. But if they're locked up, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO USE IT when you're the first classroom that a shooter barges in on?

"Tactical fantasy" is a new phrase I'm going to use

Mosque arsonist tells court 'I only know what I hear on Fox News'

this update is a head-scratcher

http://www.barackofraudo.com/statement_12_14_2012.cfm

today on a semi truck i saw "chronicles 7:14". i figured this meant it was an evangelical code-verse of some kind, and lo and behold it is:

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Chronicles+7%3A14&version=KJV

http://www.enjoythebible.org/studies/misuse1.html

This article touches upon the issue of the healing of our land that is often spoken about in the Kingdom Now teaching and Dominion Theology that is so popular today. The basic tenet of this teaching is that it is the church’s responsibility to bring in God’s kingdom on this earth. Israel failed to do that and the church is failing to do it now. Proponents of the doctrine contend that Christ is waiting for Christians to take control in the nations and lands where they are and to establish His kingdom on this earth. It is even sometimes stated that the return of Christ to the earth is directly tied to the church fulfilling its obligation to bring in the kingdom.

Spooky.

That's the bullshit Sarah Palin is into.

Immanentizing the eschaton, eh?

Aren't we all?

I'm taking my damn(ed) sweet time

oh and keep an eye out for these shirts

http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/happy-new-year-breitbart/

why is MW summoning a shrill blogger?

congratulations, breitbart, this is your legacy

just glad these nitwits are sporting ts/getting tats/ otherwise marking themselves so i know who to avoid

Why is Pinky in business with this asshole

I had to euthanize my wife because of the increased costs of Obamacare. I own a business that would likely have seen a huge increase in insurance costs. These costs would have had to be passed on to the customer. What customer is going to pay 3 cents more for a product? Someone that values the health and well being of a fellow citizen? Yeah right. So I put my wife down. With the savings from that, I will likely be able to keep prices down. If not, I might sell my Porsche.

Maury Compson on Gawker comments is a treat

Love the idea that a t-shirt that simply says "so?" can be considered a conversation starter. I should try my hand at this. Please send me a check for $25, and I will send you:

http://rlv.zcache.com/who_farted_t_shirts-re3f6bfb0aebd4690b48bae501fe02b12_8nhma_512.jpg

Makes you think.

So?

'So what?!' So lets dance!

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23665000/ngbbs4f19f38319c18.jpg

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2013/01/project-s-h-a-m-e-the-recovered-history-of-charles-murray.html

“It’s a trade-off: More brain or more penis. You can’t have everything,”

friend's parents stayed in the same Brooklyn B&B as Murray over Christmas. Looking forward to hearing about their conversations.

@hughhewitt
Te'o: Anita Hill with shoulder pads

anita hill didn't wear shoulder pads?

http://www.infowars.com/other-tyrants-who-have-used-children-as-props/

omg, he has pictures to prove all these tyrants shamelessly stood in proximity to children!

i just read an amy davidson piece about kids & about the girl grace who got mentioned at the signing thing, it was almost making me cry at the café, the direct link here is so intense & sobering

http://www.infowars.com/other-tyrants-who-have-had-bowel-movements/

Ahahahahahaahah!

http://www.redstate.com/2013/01/18/a-nostalgic-age/

IE, Erick Erickson advises the GOP to go locavore/Etsy.

NOT KIDDING.

crunchycon redux: makercon

http://co2insanity.com/2012/08/15/bill-gates-tries-to-come-up-with-a-royal-flush

check out these zingers!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBIoB3wCQAAHUs_.png:large

http://www.lessgovisthebestgov.com/MemorableQuotes.html

strongly recommend this

“This isn’t a ‘Lame Duck Congress’. It’s more like a crazy duck on steroids!”
– Scott Rohter, reflecting back on the last days of the 111th Congress.

this scott rohter fellow is mad quotable

“It is the unfortunate truth that liberty is as much in danger from too much government, as it is from too little government! What is needed is the proper balance.” – Scott Rohter, inspired by a quote from James Madison

Just saw a book on the shelf co-written by Dr James Dobson for which the plot is that lack of father presence in families has brought the world to the brink of destruction as "current social trends are writ large."

And you didn't buy it?

I only narrowly avoided burning it in the office hallway.