Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

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for christ's sakes everyone is basically off next week but determined to be a complete pain in the ass on their way out.

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

process that has been run weekly for over a year suddenly cannot be run. dollar amounts that have been disclosed for the past three years suddenly cannot be disclosed. FUCK YOU.

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Friday, 21 December 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's possibly a gross overreduction/simplification on my part but this thread has, for real, not joking, done a huge deal to make me not ever want to work an office/cubicle type job.

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone had much success w/ PCSX2?

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

as a method of dealing with my office job? nope ;)

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

OOPS WRONG THREAD LOL

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

It's possibly a gross overreduction/simplification on my part but this thread an office/cubicle type job has, for real, not joking, done a huge deal to make me not ever want to work an office/cubicle type job.

fixed

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

It's possibly a gross overreduction/simplification on my part but this thread has, for real, not joking, done a huge deal to make me not ever want to work an office/cubicle type job.

I've worked in grocery stores, at retail store, in the woods for the US Forest Service, in a flower shop (delivery, sales, design), delivering pizzas, waiting tables and tending bar in several restaurants (including serving on a yacht), and in a couple of offices, and in my view, offices are no worse than any of the other settings. For me, office work is preferable, particularly b/c I don't have to deal with the public as much.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

I love dealing w/ the public though :(

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Oh. Carry on, then.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm very good at customer service, but I don't like doing it.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 21 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

i am awesome at computer-nerdy stuff like edi and spreadsheets and finding out things, even hand-keying huge orders I'm clam-happy. just pleeease don't make me call anyone or be called by anyone ;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if I actually like working with the public or not, but I'm very good at it, so it feels as though I like it.

carl agatha, Friday, 21 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

i can do it, i'm just terrible at thinking on my feet & get v anxious if things go awry

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

I don't enjoy it, but I was pretty good at it -- and unlike my current job, it was something I could walk away from at the end of the workday and not have to think about.

WilliamC, Friday, 21 December 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

I loath the public. Disgusting savages, the lot of em.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Only thing worse than talking to some of my co-workers would be having to talk to them within a customer-retailer relationship.

pplains, Saturday, 22 December 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

I don't mind the public, it's refreshing to deal with people who aren't crazy. Because I work on the phone a lot and some sales people are NUTS. Like the one who screamed at my boss and sent me threatening e-mails. Anonymity encourages abusive behavior. But dealing with people face to face is physically taxing but people certainly behave better.

The worst - being interrupted at work BY BILL COLLECTORS when you have an important job to do. It's the insinuation that you are working at some shit job and can't pay your bills.

What I miss about waiting tables is talking to lots of people and getting to entertain them a little (if that's what they wanted).

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Saturday, 22 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

What I really miss is the money. 5 years into my job as a paralegal, I am finally making almost as much as I made at my last waitering job (at a kinda-fine-dining seafood restaurant).

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Saturday, 22 December 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

one co-worker said she was looking for a "vegan spiderman watch", and a dude bro said "vegan!?? tell your friend to man up and eat a steak!" with no hint of irony. now he's talking about bacon. i didn't think these people really existed.

Spectrum, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

wait she was looking for a vegan spiderman watch

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

How Heavenly This Leftover White Chicken Chili is

My family loves this shit.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh. Yeh, they do. I used to work with a "foodie" type who I told I wanted to go to a certain fine-dining vegetarian restaurant that had an amazing reputation. Her response: "Meh. I like meat."

If you can't conceive of amazing non-meat food, and see the omission of meat as a culinary challenge, then fuck off with your foodie-ism.

xp - yeh, wait - vegan watch?

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

xxp yeah, i don't really know what that is... maybe part of the spiderman alternate lifestyle collection. hopefully this thread's googleproofed because i can't imagine there are too many pages out there selling those

Spectrum, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

"Vegan watch" would imply a non-leather band.

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

Cf. vegan shoes

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

i'm trying not to be that guy but lol vegan watch i know i know i'll stop

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Presumably "vegan Spiderman watch" means a watch that does not have a leather band? Which happen to be the vast majority of search results for "Spiderman watch," because how many children's watches come with leather bands?

Not that your "eat a steak dur dur dur" coworker is something other than an asshole, mind you. Just that I can't quite get past somebody needing to search for a "vegan Spiderman watch" like it's something that needs to even be labeled as such or is somehow tough to find.

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Just miles and miles of vegan Spiderman watches right here

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

And yes, there are adult Spiderman watches with leather bands but I am not going to apologize to anyone offended by my suggestion that Spiderman watches are properly for children.

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

well now i am outraged

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe you can get Spiderman to come to your next birthday party to soothe your fury.

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

only if he wears leather

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

it got creepy, didn't it?

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Would invite Italian spider man to my birthday party

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Spidergimp

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

I've clearly been living in Brighton for too long, because I understood the concept of a vegan watch immediately.

emil.y, Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully this thread's googleproofed because i can't imagine there are too many pages out there selling those

Yes, it was de-indexed earlier this year, so we're safe. vegan watches vegan spidermen vegan spiders vegan men

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

i am interested in leather spiderman

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

maybe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

He won't be interested in someone so ambivalent.

Stake your claim!

pandemic, Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Also red dye made of these dudes could be a reason why you would want your Spiderman watch to be labeled as vegan.

xanthanguar (cwkiii), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

i'd like to think of it as a watch featuring vegan spiderman. i mean, spiderman's a young guy, there's probably a lot of shit he wants to try out

Spectrum, Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda think of this guy as vegan spiderman

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/amazing-spider-man-andrew-garfield-damage.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

- Boss has been complaining about his old, slow, buggy, POS desktop computer for months.
- IT guy set up his laptop to be his main machine.
- He has still been using the old POS desktop and complaining about it.

- Co-worker's desktop bit the dust.

- Boss suggests that co-worker can just have his old (POS) desktop since he now has the laptop.
????????

(POS = Piece of Shit, not Point of Sale)

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

[kills thread by bitching about coworker]

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

how dare you stay on topic

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

In an email to me, Jesse once named the Quad Cities as Rock Island, Moline, Davenport, and Spiderman.

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link


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