ILE rolling non-slam Tennis thread

Meanwhile in Hobart, Peng has blown a double break third set lead to (top seed!) Hsieh, and they're in a final set TB.

Keys won her Sydney opener. She's fucked around losing in challengers for longer than I thought she would but I expect her in the top 100 in a few weeks, and thence to have a much better career than Stephens, McHale et al.

Nice to see Mrs Krumm win a rare WTA match. LOL @ Hantuchova adding yet another match to her list of losses after winning a bagel/breadstick first set.

Huh, last I checked the scoreboard Brian Baker had a 5-1, 40-0 lead. And now it's 5-3.

5-4 :/

Had a 5-4, 40-0 lead on his own serve. Now deuce. Ludicrous Janowicz volley to save the second MP in that game.

Baker wins on his eighth MP. Elsewhere, Peng beat Hsieh on her sixth MP. Do these players not know I've only just woken up.

...and Zheng came back from 1-3 down in the third to win on her 3rd MP. Stosur now on a 5-match losing streak in Australia, lulz.

really hope Sharapova's overachieving personality influences Grigor a little bit

...and Grigor loses 1R to Fognini in Sydney. So much for that. (Such an implausible couple, Serena was more plausible.)

I wonder how bad the Kuznetsova/Wozniacki match was, but good for Sweta for pulling out the win. Apparently she requested a WC but they made her play qualies (in order for the terrible, useless Rogowska to notch up another 1R loss). Would they EVER have made certain other multiple Slam champs who fell out of the top 70 due to injury play qualies? Good on Sweta for sucking it up and not complaining. Remember how Ivanovic threw a hissy fit and refused to play in Canada over this situation.

Keys beat Zheng 0 and 4. That really shows how far she's come, last year she lost in the AO 1R to Zheng like 1 and 2. She's the real deal, HUGE HUGE game.

Errani trashing Kirilenko with a double breadstick is a GORGEOUS result. The infinitely more talented tennis player winning.

So the only people to have ever beaten Rafa in clay finals are Federer, Djokovic and...Zeballos.

Zeballos' grunting is possibly the worst on the men's tour

amazing performance tho

I saw the end of the first set - Zeballos was smacking everything as hard as he could, Rafa was pretty poor, especially on return. Pretty shocked Rafa didn't ride the TB momentum to victory.

Wow. So Nadal's last two tour defeats have been against players I had never heard of before the tournament concerned (Lukas Rosol! Who now has a new claim to fame - longest doubles match ever: 24-22 in the 5th w/Berdych over Chiudinelli/Warwrinka in the Davis Cup last week. Over seven hours).

yeah the start of 2013 has been very cruel for Wawrinka :/

Zakopalova d. Stephens 46 76(5) 76(5) in Doha. Stephens had a MP in the second set and served for the match in both second and third sets. Hype train goes CRASH into a tree.

Not that much of a surprise, I put money on it. Zak is a minor upset artist and you could have predicted a let-down for Sloane, especially in a tournament like this.

Serena world #1 :D she was crying and went down on her knees and shit o_O

My stream cut off at 5-4 in the third and I missed the end completely... so annoyed. Not surprised though, Petra was playing juuuuust boneheadedly enough to lose.

is it wrong that i'd kind of like Sharapova to beat Serena so she goes to 2 and Azarenka drops to 3, so I never, ever have to see another Azarenka/Radwanska game?

goddamn, missed all of the last couple of days of tennis.

So Serena does care about No 1 after all, lol.

If I'd seen it I'd be gutted but as it is I'm just thrilled that Petra could play such a good match against Serena. I'd expected her to barely win games.

Did anyone see the Wozniacki drama earlier in the week? That family really is a fucking disgrace.

Fed after losing to Benneteau in Rotterdam: “I don’t want to leave, I want to play. I feel bad for the fans who don’t get to see me now."

#humble :D

He received a humble €1M to play here. Got tix for tonight, expected/wanted to see him play, damnit. Here's hoping the french hommes put on something enjoyable.

FFS WHAT IS THE POINT IN ON-COURT COACHING IF TATIANA GOLOVIN YELLS HER INANE AND OBVIOUS COMMENTS OVER THE TOP OF IT

I miss Tati on court :(

No bagels :( Disappointing, Serena.

http://tennis.si.com/2013/02/28/ernests-gulbis-quotes/?sct=tn_t2_a3

a child's treasury of ernests gulbis quotes

*refrains from uttering phrase "poor man's safin"*

lol i think even he knows he's a poor man's safin. but well <333

guess it's appropriate that today Ernie somehow beat Querrey from a double break down in the third. He smashed his racquet, got an audible obscenity warning and a point penalty...and yet that match somehow ended with Querrey DFing twice in a row from *4-5 in the TB lolllllll.

everyone wants dimitrov to happen so badly. even novak

nu-Gulbis' 13-match win streak ended today, which was predictable, but hadn't expected him to push Rafa so hard! great match. now let's just hope he doesn't lose the rest of his matches this year.

Kvitova served an entire game of DFs to lose the second set, and eventually the match, to Discount Masha. FML.

Terrible from Petra. My perennial question is: WHAT has she been working on? She fucks the same shit up every time now. She seems content to be a sporadic Peak Pierce/Sweta type and get it together only on occasion, rather than maxing out her talent.

I wonder if Ma$ha will remember the shit Ma¢ha tried to pull on her this time last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3yLZTCBaE

I'm offended by the US time zones, making me miss what sounded like two great and dramatic matches last night, and the Roger/Rafa QUARTER-FINAL tonight.

I guess Gulbis will now go 0-18 for the rest of the season?

Also, how many more close losses can Stan take this year...

What kind of woeful performance by Tsonga was that

53 minutes!!!!

Someone needs to tell Del Potro that he is far too beautiful to be wearing such... hideously ugly shorts. Some beautiful tennis going on here, DP's backhand is not great but Nole is hitting wide a lot.. but some good tactics. And net play!

How the fuck has Wozniacki made a final? Oh, withdrawing Azarenka, moderately-banged up Kerber who got through because of withdrawing opponent.

Does it with an ace! Del Pony :D :D :D

only caught the last game. great stuff

Del Pontiff this week, surely. sad I missed it, fell asleep after he lost the first set.

gratz Justine on your baby girl

still miss you much <3

both my fav players of the 00s are mothers now

Myskina has a kid????

haha Myskina has about three kids

Myskina announced that she was pregnant with her first child, due in May 2008. She has previously dated Russian hockey player Konstantin Korneyev, but refuses to state the name of the father.[8] On April 28, 2008 Myskina gave birth to her first child, a boy named Zhenya (Yevgenyi). In August 2010 she gave birth to a second son[9] named Georgiy.[citation needed] On November 3, 2011 it was reported that she is pregnant with a third child, that just like the first 2, will be a son.[10] When she was interviewed about parenting with Tennis.com she quoted the following:

Being a mother is so different; it’s not that it’s quieter or faster, it’s just different. Being a mom is tough. You understand what’s good for you and the babies, while tennis is just a game. It’s fun because you have a different life when you step on the court but when the baby is sick you go crazy. When I lost a match it was really bad time, now I know it was a great time, so being a mom is tougher.
—Anastasia Myskina, Tennis.com[10]

On March 1, 2012 she gave birth to a third child, named Pavel.[11]
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she's been popping them out since she retired

lol for some reason I just assumed she was still in some weirdo basement being an artsy model

also, did we all see this absurd rally from last week?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEvq8ybeyzg#!

oh my god

the moment when Wozniacki drifts forward, hits a shitty volley, and immediately moves back to resume moonballing is pretty special

also when a Kerber moonball lands in the service box and Wozniacki responds with...a moonball

that's how Woz turned the match around, apparently.

there is a certain way in which Woz's game is fascinating, kind of like how roadkill is fascinating

holy shit @ this shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKIQ7ykNsU

<3 A-Rad

sharapova a set and a break up against serena. this is weird

that was more like it

the women's final was hilarious (also pretty good), the men's final was absolutely dire (also pretty hilarious)

what could be even more satisfying than seeing Sharapova humiliated yet again? seeing her humiliated even after she played lights out, with Serena playing at 30% for half the match and giving her a set and a break lead!

95 combined UEs for Murray and Ferrer, two top 5 players whose strength is supposedly their consistency and accuracy, lulz.