BOUNCY
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
My friend took this pic of a real business with some standing here in Houston:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206724_10150519924360511_499370_n.jpg
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31000000/Beads-gob-bluth-31072297-576-351.jpg
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
Poo. Life. What's the matter with your hair?
We've got the King of Fades. Don't think I should let him know that there's an Ace out there.
(Also can't drive by w/o humming King of Fades… I will ALWAYS BE King of Fades….)
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't choose the Poo Life, the Poo Life chose me.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/0f/ae/ee/parkinglot-and-sign-of.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
jokes on you cause they don't sell it
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
Sewing and alterations are another category of business where terrible puns abound. Two local examples:
Seams Sew Right [no longer in business] Sew Sew Maria
― ▶ Play all samples (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure I and Adam have before mentioned the nearby Dick Whittington pub. the attached bottle shop is named Dick Liquor.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
wait I see I mentioned that already
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
Theres a clothing store just down the road called "Oralita" and ... I cant help mentally sniggering. I am such a child.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
the large and elaborate
CUSTOMER'S WANTED, APPLY WITHIN
sign on the fence of a local signwriter unwittingly serves the purpose of being a fair warning.
― estela, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2011/10/xlarge_peed_plumbing.jpg
Peed Plumbing: Awesome, wack, or so wack it comes back around again to awesome?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
awesome x awesome to the power of awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
Should hook up with PooLife.
There's a burger place here that is named OK (Big Daddy's Fire Grill) but on their menu they have the slogan "Put some excitement between your buns" which is not what I want to think of when I'm getting a burger. And the "B" in their BD logo looks like a butt.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
gross
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
do they have donkey sauce y/n
not yet.
I do give them credit for opening their first location next door to an In-N-Out Burger. Bold move.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
Hand to God, I once got my hair cut at this place.
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
eep
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Anu" is a common Finnish women's name. Apparently someone called Anu owned a cafe near the street where I used to live, because it was called Anu's Cafe. The place has since shut down.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
This one comes perilously close to one of those "accidentally says something else" situations:
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8162/48720210151592504177317.jpg
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha amazing
― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
ha! that's awesome
I've been meaning to bump this thread for ages -- almost every morning I see a pickup emblazoned with the business name ARREOLOA LANDSCAPING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
oops
ARREOLA LANDSCAPING, I mean
Saw this place in Paris, TX:
http://heavytable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rusty-taco_storefront.jpg
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ChkJFYFfsM/TfJxjGIFiWI/AAAAAAAABfc/Nodj_asraHM/s1600/011.JPG
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
A+
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
They really need to have Pat Benetar do their commercials.
― nickn, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
TELL GRANDMA YOU FELL OFF THE SWING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
Lettuce Souprise You: all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar near Atlanta
― emilys., Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Pa_Ph/Party_Down/Season2/party-down1.jpg
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
haa
― goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Recently opened tattoo and body-piercing shop in my suburban town is rather splendidly named "SORRY MUM".
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
that's funny though I think
― ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
was just stuck at a red light next to a mobile dog barber with the delightful business name "The Barfer Shoppe" written on their door.
― Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thebarfershoppe.com/index.php?crn=231
What is BARF?BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.Will feeding barf cure my pet?No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.
Will feeding barf cure my pet?
No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
Lol
"It will not cure your pet but it might cure your pet... think about it..."
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.abrasive-form.com/
Specialist in Creep Feed Grinding
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
not a nightclub
Blades, Vanes, and Shrouds
are you sure, because this sounds pretty fucking goth clubby to me
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah p sure whiney tweeted all 3 of those
― goole, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
just up the road from my workplace
http://i.imgur.com/I1gpiQz.png
what the actual shit
― peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a cement mixer in Walthamstow today owned by the unfortunately-named firm "Jim'll Mix It".
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
hippy "therapy" shop near me was offering a workshop in "Tibetan Ball Massage" the other day. i am such a child.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
Finbar Saunders-isms are the best, there was much hilarity in my office today when a co-worker was having "problems with his plums" oo-er missus fnar fnar etc.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
i use balls for massage regularly, hur hur. seriously though, it's very effective. little rubber balls that release tension under your back and neck and stuff.
xpost
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
i guessed that was probably what it was but the initial double-take was priceless
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:08 (eleven years ago) link
Whereabouts in Walthamstow are you, Neil S?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link