I'm drunk!

buzza!!

u slay me, boy

hi, get bent!

i know that i annoy certain people, and perhaps even more than certain people. this, i do regret, because i know that i do act badly. moving on, however, i heart all my beloved dears in the gays thread. but, i will not post there anymore... i brought up serious stuff - that thread is for smaller anecdotes and lighter topics of discussion. could anyone please be a dear and tell mine in the gays thread that: (1) i love them; (2) i am them; and (3) i will not post there anymore or trouble them with my wrinklepaws sex drama aGAIN. the issue i brought up, is, understandably, not something that... can be brought up. s'ok. love!

but, i do make an effort to keep my bad posting mostly confined to trash threads! i think i've mostly only posted on drunk threads, taken liberties on the thread of my user name name sake, but then said too much on the gays thread. what am i doing!? my life is wrong, wrong, wrong. i need help. but, i live like a prince off of my scholarship and go clubbing, make good grades, and will change the world someday. i do bad things, too. i do BAD THINGS. but, i like it sometimes. not always.

乒乓

kiss!

buzza

m-wah! (that is a kiss, too!)

i'm birthday drunk u fucks! cheers

happy birthday, aaron!!!
― luna (luna.c)

Are you more mark or Jeremy

Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'

buzza ??

Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'

looooool

That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.

I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James

oh oops nvm

:)

8D

too much, now bummed out

peter gabriel is good tho

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c92163c1438084a82f525cd665c17327/tumblr_mhkp42m52t1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg

i don't belong in that class

that makes alcohol look like a super hero

which it is, obv

we have a lot of drunk threads

threads getting all drunk being all "u think ur better than me bc u have 50 new answers?"
"these 10 albums are my best friends"

YOU'RE DRUNK

Oh yeah this

mookie's diagram predates butt-chugging, thankfully

oh ffs - tryin to lay off the sauce for a mere month, but one week in i'm djing a wedding, people are shoving drinks in my face and - boom, resolve evaporated....

...on the other hand, i feel pretty good. was missin that sweet, sweet booze. hopefully i can stagger back onto the wagon tomorrow morning, i was enjoying being alcohol free, in a absence of hangovers kinda way.

does anyone else have this problem?

Hello hello my tipsy brethren.

...Is anybody out there?

ahhhhh, spring break! got drunk with my mum up in here! we love each other!

emma's house is empty, so why do i call it emma's house?

the other night was rough. hugo chavez had just died...

so, i got smashed. but, BUT, i cleaned my mum's house tonight.

she isn't here. (wherever i go, i am alone). =>

and, and, and, i feel like this all day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unV0m-jZHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCPA2mUuq0

i began a nervous breakdown three nights ago, but, at least mine is the kind where i just get drunk and listen to shonen knife really loud and yell at people about climate change. i'm taking two extra days for spring break, with my mum. i need a little more rum and then i need to brush my teeth. things'll be okay soonish. wish me luck. it's easy, like i say.

i.m freeeeeeeeeeee!!! until the jameson wears off (thats gods 3rd secret name. you'd think it,d be top shelf but no. jehovah darren jameson herekittykitty parker. ) then the regulator comes back god i hate that guy. all the fucking time i feel i.m being mediated.

where is my italisn i spoke italian as a child why is that gone. i swaear world get your shit in order this shit isn.t funny anymore.i know i shou;d be trying harder just tell me wht to try harder at there;s so many things.

ps post editeded for clarity

blurgh. what the fuck <i>is</i> slugbuggy? let's get drunk and congratulate me on passing classes this semester, a'gain (99.9% confident i will again). everything is easy again and i live in a world without consequences. so crazy and dumb.

anyway, where's mordy? mookie? do this with me. seriously. i've grown up. i'm not the same. just drink with me, my boys.

i'm not drunk tnite tho i have been abusing substances

it's passover so no beer this week which is a huge bummer; all i am allowed to drink is slivovitz and potato vodka. i made a bunch of screwdrivers but potato vodka tastes so nasty that it is not a pleasure to drink at all.

its good friday today so no drink for catholics, no meat either in fact, poor bastards

i respect these things. i need to go to the club. i need to go to the club. i cannot. i should not. oh, hell. what am i doing?

http://www.best-of-madonna.com/videos/burningupvideo.jpg

putting on my shirt and i'm gone.

cant go to the club, it's good friday

Slivovitz is the worst. Worst!

medal award winning drunk and listening to depresso music. TGIF motherfucker.

slave away the whole week at work and now i want to smash a grolsch beer bottle in my face. i want to rip all my hair out and throw it in my roommates faces, strip off all my clothes and pass out on the cold pavement and wake up in the morning to a traffic jam honking at my ass to get off the street. friday motherfucker, that's what we all look forward to. the weather was beautiful today, it was nice taking a walk around the office.

perhaps there is a window that delineates the boundaries of appropriate drunk posting on a drunk posting thread but i am not familiar with these conventions and tend to overshoot it mightily. will reel it back in the future, promise.

can't be worse than what i posted last night, so you're probably safe by comparison.

it has begun

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.hollandaise sauce on omelets. i watctched c-span. i saw you (and him) walking in the rain. don't go lookin in that closet, you ain't got nothin in there. i've had the time of my life.