buzza!!
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
u slay me, boy
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
hi, get bent!
i know that i annoy certain people, and perhaps even more than certain people. this, i do regret, because i know that i do act badly. moving on, however, i heart all my beloved dears in the gays thread. but, i will not post there anymore... i brought up serious stuff - that thread is for smaller anecdotes and lighter topics of discussion. could anyone please be a dear and tell mine in the gays thread that: (1) i love them; (2) i am them; and (3) i will not post there anymore or trouble them with my wrinklepaws sex drama aGAIN. the issue i brought up, is, understandably, not something that... can be brought up. s'ok. love!
but, i do make an effort to keep my bad posting mostly confined to trash threads! i think i've mostly only posted on drunk threads, taken liberties on the thread of my user name name sake, but then said too much on the gays thread. what am i doing!? my life is wrong, wrong, wrong. i need help. but, i live like a prince off of my scholarship and go clubbing, make good grades, and will change the world someday. i do bad things, too. i do BAD THINGS. but, i like it sometimes. not always.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
乒乓
kiss!
buzza
m-wah! (that is a kiss, too!)
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
i'm birthday drunk u fucks! cheers
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
happy birthday, aaron!!!― luna (luna.c)
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
Are you more mark or Jeremy
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'
― mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
buzza ??
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
looooool
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh oops nvm
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
8D
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
too much, now bummed out
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:24 (eleven years ago) link
peter gabriel is good tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c92163c1438084a82f525cd665c17327/tumblr_mhkp42m52t1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
i don't belong in that class
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
that makes alcohol look like a super hero
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
which it is, obv
we have a lot of drunk threads
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
threads getting all drunk being all "u think ur better than me bc u have 50 new answers?""these 10 albums are my best friends"
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
YOU'RE DRUNK
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah this
― ω (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
mookie's diagram predates butt-chugging, thankfully
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
oh ffs - tryin to lay off the sauce for a mere month, but one week in i'm djing a wedding, people are shoving drinks in my face and - boom, resolve evaporated....
...on the other hand, i feel pretty good. was missin that sweet, sweet booze. hopefully i can stagger back onto the wagon tomorrow morning, i was enjoying being alcohol free, in a absence of hangovers kinda way.
does anyone else have this problem?
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Hello hello my tipsy brethren.
...Is anybody out there?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
ahhhhh, spring break! got drunk with my mum up in here! we love each other!
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
emma's house is empty, so why do i call it emma's house?
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 7 March 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
the other night was rough. hugo chavez had just died...
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
so, i got smashed. but, BUT, i cleaned my mum's house tonight.
she isn't here. (wherever i go, i am alone). =>
and, and, and, i feel like this all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unV0m-jZHs
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCPA2mUuq0
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:35 (eleven years ago) link
i began a nervous breakdown three nights ago, but, at least mine is the kind where i just get drunk and listen to shonen knife really loud and yell at people about climate change. i'm taking two extra days for spring break, with my mum. i need a little more rum and then i need to brush my teeth. things'll be okay soonish. wish me luck. it's easy, like i say.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
i.m freeeeeeeeeeee!!! until the jameson wears off (thats gods 3rd secret name. you'd think it,d be top shelf but no. jehovah darren jameson herekittykitty parker. ) then the regulator comes back god i hate that guy. all the fucking time i feel i.m being mediated.
where is my italisn i spoke italian as a child why is that gone. i swaear world get your shit in order this shit isn.t funny anymore.i know i shou;d be trying harder just tell me wht to try harder at there;s so many things.
ps post editeded for clarity
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
blurgh. what the fuck <i>is</i> slugbuggy? let's get drunk and congratulate me on passing classes this semester, a'gain (99.9% confident i will again). everything is easy again and i live in a world without consequences. so crazy and dumb.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
anyway, where's mordy? mookie? do this with me. seriously. i've grown up. i'm not the same. just drink with me, my boys.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not drunk tnite tho i have been abusing substances
it's passover so no beer this week which is a huge bummer; all i am allowed to drink is slivovitz and potato vodka. i made a bunch of screwdrivers but potato vodka tastes so nasty that it is not a pleasure to drink at all.
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
its good friday today so no drink for catholics, no meat either in fact, poor bastards
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
i respect these things. i need to go to the club. i need to go to the club. i cannot. i should not. oh, hell. what am i doing?
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.best-of-madonna.com/videos/burningupvideo.jpg
putting on my shirt and i'm gone.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
cant go to the club, it's good friday
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Slivovitz is the worst. Worst!
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
medal award winning drunk and listening to depresso music. TGIF motherfucker.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
slave away the whole week at work and now i want to smash a grolsch beer bottle in my face. i want to rip all my hair out and throw it in my roommates faces, strip off all my clothes and pass out on the cold pavement and wake up in the morning to a traffic jam honking at my ass to get off the street. friday motherfucker, that's what we all look forward to. the weather was beautiful today, it was nice taking a walk around the office.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
perhaps there is a window that delineates the boundaries of appropriate drunk posting on a drunk posting thread but i am not familiar with these conventions and tend to overshoot it mightily. will reel it back in the future, promise.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
can't be worse than what i posted last night, so you're probably safe by comparison.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
it has begun
― Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.hollandaise sauce on omelets. i watctched c-span. i saw you (and him) walking in the rain. don't go lookin in that closet, you ain't got nothin in there. i've had the time of my life.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link