Are you more mark or Jeremy
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'
― mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
buzza ??
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
looooool
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh oops nvm
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
8D
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
too much, now bummed out
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:24 (eleven years ago) link
peter gabriel is good tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c92163c1438084a82f525cd665c17327/tumblr_mhkp42m52t1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
i don't belong in that class
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
that makes alcohol look like a super hero
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
which it is, obv
we have a lot of drunk threads
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
threads getting all drunk being all "u think ur better than me bc u have 50 new answers?""these 10 albums are my best friends"
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
YOU'RE DRUNK
― Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yeah this
― ω (carne asada), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
mookie's diagram predates butt-chugging, thankfully
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
oh ffs - tryin to lay off the sauce for a mere month, but one week in i'm djing a wedding, people are shoving drinks in my face and - boom, resolve evaporated....
...on the other hand, i feel pretty good. was missin that sweet, sweet booze. hopefully i can stagger back onto the wagon tomorrow morning, i was enjoying being alcohol free, in a absence of hangovers kinda way.
does anyone else have this problem?
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Hello hello my tipsy brethren.
...Is anybody out there?
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
ahhhhh, spring break! got drunk with my mum up in here! we love each other!
― boy_slayer, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
emma's house is empty, so why do i call it emma's house?
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 7 March 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
the other night was rough. hugo chavez had just died...
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
so, i got smashed. but, BUT, i cleaned my mum's house tonight.
she isn't here. (wherever i go, i am alone). =>
and, and, and, i feel like this all day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unV0m-jZHs
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCPA2mUuq0
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:35 (eleven years ago) link
i began a nervous breakdown three nights ago, but, at least mine is the kind where i just get drunk and listen to shonen knife really loud and yell at people about climate change. i'm taking two extra days for spring break, with my mum. i need a little more rum and then i need to brush my teeth. things'll be okay soonish. wish me luck. it's easy, like i say.
― boy_slayer, Sunday, 10 March 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
i.m freeeeeeeeeeee!!! until the jameson wears off (thats gods 3rd secret name. you'd think it,d be top shelf but no. jehovah darren jameson herekittykitty parker. ) then the regulator comes back god i hate that guy. all the fucking time i feel i.m being mediated.
where is my italisn i spoke italian as a child why is that gone. i swaear world get your shit in order this shit isn.t funny anymore.i know i shou;d be trying harder just tell me wht to try harder at there;s so many things.
ps post editeded for clarity
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
blurgh. what the fuck <i>is</i> slugbuggy? let's get drunk and congratulate me on passing classes this semester, a'gain (99.9% confident i will again). everything is easy again and i live in a world without consequences. so crazy and dumb.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
anyway, where's mordy? mookie? do this with me. seriously. i've grown up. i'm not the same. just drink with me, my boys.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not drunk tnite tho i have been abusing substances
it's passover so no beer this week which is a huge bummer; all i am allowed to drink is slivovitz and potato vodka. i made a bunch of screwdrivers but potato vodka tastes so nasty that it is not a pleasure to drink at all.
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
its good friday today so no drink for catholics, no meat either in fact, poor bastards
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
i respect these things. i need to go to the club. i need to go to the club. i cannot. i should not. oh, hell. what am i doing?
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.best-of-madonna.com/videos/burningupvideo.jpg
putting on my shirt and i'm gone.
― the kid (boy_slayer), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
cant go to the club, it's good friday
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Slivovitz is the worst. Worst!
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
medal award winning drunk and listening to depresso music. TGIF motherfucker.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
slave away the whole week at work and now i want to smash a grolsch beer bottle in my face. i want to rip all my hair out and throw it in my roommates faces, strip off all my clothes and pass out on the cold pavement and wake up in the morning to a traffic jam honking at my ass to get off the street. friday motherfucker, that's what we all look forward to. the weather was beautiful today, it was nice taking a walk around the office.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
perhaps there is a window that delineates the boundaries of appropriate drunk posting on a drunk posting thread but i am not familiar with these conventions and tend to overshoot it mightily. will reel it back in the future, promise.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
can't be worse than what i posted last night, so you're probably safe by comparison.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
it has begun
― Punxsutawney PiL (brownie), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.hollandaise sauce on omelets. i watctched c-span. i saw you (and him) walking in the rain. don't go lookin in that closet, you ain't got nothin in there. i've had the time of my life.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
broken promises
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
i will recount three (3) extremely cute events:
1. my across-the-hall neighbor and i were discussing our summer plans. he said, "i have to go back to china. i miss my mom."2. my dumb-kid astronomy class (astro 102), is very difficult for me (i'm a dumb kid). the lab component is especially difficult, for me, and for others. half of the class is dumb like me, and we try to bum answers off of the smart kids (the other half of the class). there is all kinds of insane math involved that half of us cannot do. it's always a damn free-for-all in there. anyway, i worked with some very smart, very nice kids last week. they shared their answers with me. i thanked them at the end of lab, and the nice, smart boy looked at me, knowingly, and said, "we gotta stick together in astro 102!" -- i'm a history major (early mid-east civilization and ALL of east asia). i don't like stars and math and shit!3. it was a rainy ass day on campus. it was like, all of these kids had never seen rain before! it was like a panic! umbrellas everywhere, collisions all over! everyone so panicky over a little rain! at 5:00pm, after our last class, a nice girl and i ran out of the auditorium to a big window showing the rain all over the street. we were looking out. she asked me how far i had to walk, and i said, "oh, just over to that bus". and, she offered to walk me there under her umbrella! i stupidly declined, because i had an umbrella! it was in my bag, and then i showed it to her. me so dumb -- could have made a new friend!
then, i got drunk with pet shop boys and paramore. not cute :(
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
shockingly sad realization: "machinehead" by bush is the single that swervedriver would have killed for. life isn't fair, and is full of people that will take advantage of you and your talents.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
this kind of drunk u get where it's the only time u remember yr password, it is the opposite of the normal kind
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
Q: Should I walk to Kroger's and buy more alcohol (and, listen to more Paramore)?
A. NO.B. Yes.C. Redshift.Yellow. WTF.X. Okay.Y. Philippines History.-1. What was happening?B. Umbrellas r cuet.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
you have the full 2 hours, although it should only take you 1 hour. hahah, berf.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
i'm gonna smoke and brush my teeth and then fall asleep watching dumbass astonomy shit on netflix, on the couch --> will help me 0.5% in class.
i get kind of frustrated with people for not realizing how lonely i am. i wish that the people that i pass on the Diag really knew how lonely i was, i get kind of mad at them when no one has any clue how lonely i am. maybe someone would do something about it. i can't help it. i don't really like talking about it. i had to take some years off college after my dad died, and then everything got all depressed and weird. and then i was there for my 28 year old special needs sister (she's more like 8). i never wanted to go to college because it was my older, special sister's dream. (she can never go, she's really slow.) i never wanted to move ahead of her. i'm her younger brother, she doesn't understand why i go to college and she doesn't. then, i just fucking left. i go to one of the name brand universities in the u.s., but, i i don't have any friends. i'm a few years older than everyone here, and from a small town. i'm about 5 years older than most of my classmates. it's not that i really want to be friends with them. i just want friends. i don't feel like i deserve to be an outcast. i'm smarter than most of them, i, just hate everything, and i drink too much.
i don't have any friends.
― onceihadapinkumbrella (boy_slayer), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link