I'm drunk!

Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'

buzza ??

Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'

looooool

That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.

I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James

oh oops nvm

:)

8D

too much, now bummed out

peter gabriel is good tho

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c92163c1438084a82f525cd665c17327/tumblr_mhkp42m52t1qz6f9yo1_1280.jpg

i don't belong in that class

that makes alcohol look like a super hero

which it is, obv

we have a lot of drunk threads

threads getting all drunk being all "u think ur better than me bc u have 50 new answers?"
"these 10 albums are my best friends"

YOU'RE DRUNK

Oh yeah this

mookie's diagram predates butt-chugging, thankfully

oh ffs - tryin to lay off the sauce for a mere month, but one week in i'm djing a wedding, people are shoving drinks in my face and - boom, resolve evaporated....

...on the other hand, i feel pretty good. was missin that sweet, sweet booze. hopefully i can stagger back onto the wagon tomorrow morning, i was enjoying being alcohol free, in a absence of hangovers kinda way.

does anyone else have this problem?

Hello hello my tipsy brethren.

...Is anybody out there?

ahhhhh, spring break! got drunk with my mum up in here! we love each other!

emma's house is empty, so why do i call it emma's house?

the other night was rough. hugo chavez had just died...

so, i got smashed. but, BUT, i cleaned my mum's house tonight.

she isn't here. (wherever i go, i am alone). =>

and, and, and, i feel like this all day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unV0m-jZHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCPA2mUuq0

i began a nervous breakdown three nights ago, but, at least mine is the kind where i just get drunk and listen to shonen knife really loud and yell at people about climate change. i'm taking two extra days for spring break, with my mum. i need a little more rum and then i need to brush my teeth. things'll be okay soonish. wish me luck. it's easy, like i say.

i.m freeeeeeeeeeee!!! until the jameson wears off (thats gods 3rd secret name. you'd think it,d be top shelf but no. jehovah darren jameson herekittykitty parker. ) then the regulator comes back god i hate that guy. all the fucking time i feel i.m being mediated.

where is my italisn i spoke italian as a child why is that gone. i swaear world get your shit in order this shit isn.t funny anymore.i know i shou;d be trying harder just tell me wht to try harder at there;s so many things.

ps post editeded for clarity

blurgh. what the fuck <i>is</i> slugbuggy? let's get drunk and congratulate me on passing classes this semester, a'gain (99.9% confident i will again). everything is easy again and i live in a world without consequences. so crazy and dumb.

anyway, where's mordy? mookie? do this with me. seriously. i've grown up. i'm not the same. just drink with me, my boys.

i'm not drunk tnite tho i have been abusing substances

it's passover so no beer this week which is a huge bummer; all i am allowed to drink is slivovitz and potato vodka. i made a bunch of screwdrivers but potato vodka tastes so nasty that it is not a pleasure to drink at all.

its good friday today so no drink for catholics, no meat either in fact, poor bastards

i respect these things. i need to go to the club. i need to go to the club. i cannot. i should not. oh, hell. what am i doing?

http://www.best-of-madonna.com/videos/burningupvideo.jpg

putting on my shirt and i'm gone.

cant go to the club, it's good friday

Slivovitz is the worst. Worst!

medal award winning drunk and listening to depresso music. TGIF motherfucker.

slave away the whole week at work and now i want to smash a grolsch beer bottle in my face. i want to rip all my hair out and throw it in my roommates faces, strip off all my clothes and pass out on the cold pavement and wake up in the morning to a traffic jam honking at my ass to get off the street. friday motherfucker, that's what we all look forward to. the weather was beautiful today, it was nice taking a walk around the office.

perhaps there is a window that delineates the boundaries of appropriate drunk posting on a drunk posting thread but i am not familiar with these conventions and tend to overshoot it mightily. will reel it back in the future, promise.

can't be worse than what i posted last night, so you're probably safe by comparison.

it has begun

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.hollandaise sauce on omelets. i watctched c-span. i saw you (and him) walking in the rain. don't go lookin in that closet, you ain't got nothin in there. i've had the time of my life.

broken promises

i will recount three (3) extremely cute events:

1. my across-the-hall neighbor and i were discussing our summer plans. he said, "i have to go back to china. i miss my mom."
2. my dumb-kid astronomy class (astro 102), is very difficult for me (i'm a dumb kid). the lab component is especially difficult, for me, and for others. half of the class is dumb like me, and we try to bum answers off of the smart kids (the other half of the class). there is all kinds of insane math involved that half of us cannot do. it's always a damn free-for-all in there. anyway, i worked with some very smart, very nice kids last week. they shared their answers with me. i thanked them at the end of lab, and the nice, smart boy looked at me, knowingly, and said, "we gotta stick together in astro 102!" -- i'm a history major (early mid-east civilization and ALL of east asia). i don't like stars and math and shit!
3. it was a rainy ass day on campus. it was like, all of these kids had never seen rain before! it was like a panic! umbrellas everywhere, collisions all over! everyone so panicky over a little rain! at 5:00pm, after our last class, a nice girl and i ran out of the auditorium to a big window showing the rain all over the street. we were looking out. she asked me how far i had to walk, and i said, "oh, just over to that bus". and, she offered to walk me there under her umbrella! i stupidly declined, because i had an umbrella! it was in my bag, and then i showed it to her. me so dumb -- could have made a new friend!

then, i got drunk with pet shop boys and paramore. not cute :(

shockingly sad realization: "machinehead" by bush is the single that swervedriver would have killed for. life isn't fair, and is full of people that will take advantage of you and your talents.

this kind of drunk u get where it's the only time u remember yr password, it is the opposite of the normal kind

Q: Should I walk to Kroger's and buy more alcohol (and, listen to more Paramore)?

A. NO.
B. Yes.
C. Redshift.
Yellow. WTF.
X. Okay.
Y. Philippines History.
-1. What was happening?
B. Umbrellas r cuet.

you have the full 2 hours, although it should only take you 1 hour. hahah, berf.

i'm gonna smoke and brush my teeth and then fall asleep watching dumbass astonomy shit on netflix, on the couch --> will help me 0.5% in class.

i get kind of frustrated with people for not realizing how lonely i am. i wish that the people that i pass on the Diag really knew how lonely i was, i get kind of mad at them when no one has any clue how lonely i am. maybe someone would do something about it. i can't help it. i don't really like talking about it. i had to take some years off college after my dad died, and then everything got all depressed and weird. and then i was there for my 28 year old special needs sister (she's more like 8). i never wanted to go to college because it was my older, special sister's dream. (she can never go, she's really slow.) i never wanted to move ahead of her. i'm her younger brother, she doesn't understand why i go to college and she doesn't. then, i just fucking left. i go to one of the name brand universities in the u.s., but, i i don't have any friends. i'm a few years older than everyone here, and from a small town. i'm about 5 years older than most of my classmates. it's not that i really want to be friends with them. i just want friends. i don't feel like i deserve to be an outcast. i'm smarter than most of them, i, just hate everything, and i drink too much.

i don't have any friends.

where do you go to school?