ah well, that's Robin
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
His opening remark was: "If you are a black, vegetarian, Muslim, asylum-seeking, one-legged lesbian lorry driver, I want the same rights as you."
Who says you haven't anyway? I'm he would answer BRUSSELS EUROCRATS or some other straw man.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
What's he got against lorry drivers anyway?
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
you'd think those gay eurocrats would like their bananas BENT but oh no...
― super shareaholic firefox add (onimo), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
they kill his favourite prostitutes xp
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
He prefers white van men xpost
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
When he says "lorry drivers" he means "militant Frenchmen" or more accurately "upstart frogs".
― super shareaholic firefox add (onimo), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Who lumber through the winding lanes of rural England, flattening hedgehogs I suppose he means
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
And killing animals is an Englishman's job
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
And Michael Richards was just misunderstood.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
That the One Show should be involved in all this nonsense is totally unsurprising. Last year I was invited onto it to talk about grey squirrels – yes I want them severely controlled. Oddly, the pro-squirrel guest was the urban Anika Rice.
I love the way that these twats think that we should bow down to the opinions of country folk when it comes to squirrels when it was precisely the country-dwelling gentry of the time who introduced the little buggers in the first place. Arsewipes.
― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Does Jeremy Clarkson keeps this photo in his attic?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/RobinPageMOS_468x409.jpg
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
if so its magic makes him look at least 18 months younger
― admin log special guest star (DG), Thursday, 5 February 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
You see, urban folk don't understand the countryside ways.
Whereas countryside people understand countryside ways AND city ways!
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1135359/MELANIE-PHILLIPS-The-age-snitch--public-sector-informers-creating-Stasi-Britain-.html
expand the comments on this page if you wish to see dozens of marcello carlins.
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
got to comment #4 before punching a hole in the monitor.
― tomofthenest, Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
However wrote this expressed my views with far more clarity and forthrightness than I could ever do - and to a wider audience. Well done, and I endorse every word.
- Jean, SW, England
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
This is the kind of utter looniness that springs up in the wake of the destruction of a masculinised society and its replacement by a feminised society. It was inevitable.
I rest my case.
- Eric Legge, Ongar,
But you haven't made your case yet.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't Look Back In Ongar
― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Clearly with any HYS-type set-up you're going to get the nutbags and idiots.
But I fail to see how a careless but lighthearted remark made after the imbibement of a few drinks in the company of friends equates with Enoch Powell in '68.
Furthermore, if everyone's so obsessed with this happening In The Workplace, what the hell are the BBC doing allowing alcohol to be consumed In The Workplace?
As with Ross and Brand, nobody would have known or given a toss about this if the meejah hadn't picked up on it and decided to make it an issue.
Who cares if we end up not talking to anyone else and no one talks to us for fear of getting the sack or being sued? It's a Good Story!
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Er, the answer is, it doesn't, and nobody except you has claimed it does. Enoch Powell was a member of the Shadow Cabinet, and was sacked. Carol Thatcher did little reports on some shitty TV show, and she hasn't been sacked (because as you've pointed out, she's a freelancer). There's no equates in there.
― JimD, Friday, 6 February 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
dropped = sacked.
Daily Mirror has an interview with the mother of "Thatcher's Victim"
(Didn't look in though, so it might have been the mothers of all those miners or something...)
― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 10:22 (fifteen years ago) link
tbh i thought the hysteria over ross/brand was sort-of justified in that when j-ross said 'i would fuck you' to gwyneth paltrow on tv, i did feel that some sort of a line had been crossed. but with this...
it's hard to talk about this kind of hysteria (on both sides: "thought police" vs "the ineradicable racism of the former colonial power") without getting hysterical about what it all signifies.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
The BBC have said they will still employ her on other programmes just not the One Show so she hasn't been sacked.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
So, it's Adrian Chiles who won't 'work' 'with' her, I guess.
― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Ron Atkinson-style sensitive examination of racial politics in the works already.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
well, this is sort of what i mean. what ron atkinson said was worse; but also the nightmare HYS/CIF/etc "culture" of the last couple of years hadn't kicked in. ron-gate did not seem to generate quite this amount of horseshit, and that took place when the economy wasn't imploding.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Wasn't on the BBC either though and that's crucial to why this is being supersized.
― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, yes - it would help if the current BBC had anything resembling a backbone.
(see also unsacked Mayor of London Boris "P*cc*n*nn**s" Johnson)
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Except that I think she should have at least been suspended. This has backfired on the BBC surely as it has been 'supersized' more by the anti-PC brigade though. It was the DM who put her on the front page.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link
troo, and the mail's blatant hypocrisy w/r/t this vs ross-brand is why they have to lean on the dreadful 'it was in private' argument. that argument doesn't hold water. reckon that it carol thatcher had said 'i am sorry, it was unthinkingly insensitive' this would have blown over.
xpost
johnson was clearly using 'picanninies' ironically to deflate blair's imperial pretensions. he's a terrible man and everything, but it's basic reading comp stuff.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link
There's details of a new BBC apology on the CBale thread.
― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
this is Carol Thatcher ffs. under whatever pretext I'm glad to get rid of her.
― tomofthenest, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
stellar argument, kudos.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Boris did say that in public, but to be fair he also apologised for saying it.
If CT's drinking companions had said "look, I don't agree with you" or "look, that's out of order" or similar when she made that remark - as any reasonable person who knew her would have done - and she corrected herself then nothing more would have been heard about it.
But someone - I'm unconvinced that Chiles and/or Brand were even in the same room when she said it - decided to throw a hissy fit and go to the headmaster whining daddy daddy thith woman thaid thomething terrible and they're the person who should be kicked out of the BBC, not CT.
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
no marcello, she was asked to withdraw the remark and apologised, she refused and was sacked. it's famously hard to get sacked from the bbc!
― joe, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
*apologise
If CT's drinking companions had said "look, I don't agree with you" or "look, that's out of order"
of course nothing like that happened and you know 'cause you were there
I'm unconvinced that Chiles and/or Brand were even in the same room when she said it
hooray for you!
― talk me down off the (ledge), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
also bbc one controller confirmed brand and chiles were in the room. don't let the facts get in the way.
― joe, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Why should she apologise to anyone except the people who professed to be offended by her remark?
If the BBC carries on like this they won't be able to attract anyone to work for them and they'll be dead/privatised (same difference) in five years.
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
she didn't apologise to anyone
― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
MC trolling scorecard: this thread rates C minus - unconvincing and transparent. Could do better.
― talk me down off the (ledge), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link
feel that im being drawn into the hysteria but: um, has anyone brought up the shit chris moyles has got a way with on air?
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link
away with
i think several papers have mentioned the moyles stuff. halle berry incident was particularly awkward iirc.
― joe, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Isn't it the case with Moyles that his show and personality are tailored to a specific audience who know exactly what they're going to get and that those likely to be offended by him know better than to tune in?
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
(or, indeed, agree to be interviewed by him?)
Oscar winning actress Halle Berry (above) took great offence to Chris’ “big, fat, black guy” impersonation. She questioned if he was being racist live on air during an interview with Hugh Jackman for one of the X Men films. Afterwards he said she was "bratty” and should get over herself.
think her exact words were "are we having a racist moment here?"
― joe, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, February 6, 2009 12:33 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah well it was the same with DER STURMER.
also, i don't think 'people who listen to pop music in the morning' implies 'pigshit-ignorant racist, homophobic, sexist-liking twat'. 'if you don't like it, don't tune in' is not the best defense for a publicly funded service -- though sometimes it has to be made. not, i would have thought, of a flagship mainstream show, though.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't Berry/her agent have highly paid researchers who can find out what sort of a chap Moyles is before agreeing to talk to him?
I don't particularly like Nick Ferrari or James Whale ranting away about Broken Britain or whatever they do on their flagship LBC mainstream shows but I deal with the dilemma by not listening to them. Listeners do have the choice.
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link